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My 3 word player analysis v The Hawks

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F .m.sideways.

 

Terrible team effort

MELBOURNE FC- a VFL team


Couldn't be bothered

best ever effort

Couldn't be bothered

Technically that is four words Joeboy

 

Technically that is four words Joeboy

See what umean.


Just a game

We can't drop 18!

Edit 3 words and a number!

Edited by Pig Dog

Boys vs Men

Pedo - Won his position

Garlett - So did he

Spencer - At least tried

Garland - Hands coming back

TMac - Serviceable under pressure

Lynden - Positive despite reality

Midfield - Not quick enough

Midfield - Not enough grunt

Cross - Looks over 30

Vince - Looks over 30

Gus - Does the basics

Breust - Goes to ground

Suckling - Style over substance


Dawes- delusional.....actions speak louder than words.

Howe- gone

Garlett- our best recruit

McDonald 2015 bandf winner

Midfield....too old, too young,too slow no stars

jeez

Best analysis ever joeboy!!!


I'll try

Dawes- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Michie- Doesn't fit in

Toumpas- Skin and bones

McDonald- Beaten, yet determined

Stretch- Rename him yawn

Howe- Swingman: Frustration personified

Vandenberg- At least tries

Grimes- Junk, indecisive disposal

N.Jones- Barged through packs

M.Jones- Casey casey casey

Bail- Deserves another shot

Salem- Bench must've sucked

Brayshaw- Kept at it

Pedersen- See Dawes, kidding

Garlett- He's AFL standard

Tyson- Content to back-track

Vince- Ineffective, but ok.

Garland- Decent, boring game

Lumumba- Hardly showed up

Spencer- Battles but fails

Cross- Stood out, unfortunately

Dunn- Possessions went nowhere

Edited by Je Roos Salem

 

Everyone's carrying injuries.

Edited by Pig Dog


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