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6 hours ago, Ethan Trembley said:

Tim Minchin..?! If I was given an ultimatum to watch one of his shows or cut off a finger, I would definitely cut a finger off, without hesitation. 

He is not a Dees supporter, most of his family couldn’t care less and those who do are Freo all the way

  • 3 weeks later...
 

I have not seen one shred of Evidence that Nicky Buckley supports us. Where did you get this from?

Nicky Buckley, who I met when I was on "Sale Of The Century", is indeed a Melbourne tragic.

She was our Number One Woman Ticketholder for four years back in the early 2000s until being replaced in this role by Terry Bracks, wife of the then Premier of Victoria.

 

35 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

Nicky Buckley, who I met when I was on "Sale Of The Century", is indeed a Melbourne tragic.

Why does that revelation not surprise me? ?

As an aside,  does anyone know if Natalie Portman stuck around? ?

6 hours ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

Why does that revelation not surprise me? ?

As an aside,  does anyone know if Natalie Portman stuck around? ?

When Natalie gets out of the shower and back into bed, I'll ask her Colin.

We need better celebrity supporters. We’ve been saying it for years and it’s the exactly the reason we stuffed it tonight. Would have definitely helped with our forward structure. 

Edited by layzie

 
8 hours ago, Cassiew said:

I have not seen one shred of Evidence that Nicky Buckley supports us. Where did you get this from?

You mean apart from being the no.1 ticket holder at MFC, having a die hard MFC fan for a husband who hosted Dee TV in the late 90s and several appearances on the Footy Show in a Melbourne jumper? Were you even around in the 90s? :p

Jeffrey (Woofer) Guild (RIP): North Melbourne


12 hours ago, Stein9193 said:

You mean apart from being the no.1 ticket holder at MFC, having a die hard MFC fan for a husband who hosted Dee TV in the late 90s and several appearances on the Footy Show in a Melbourne jumper? Were you even around in the 90s? :p

That’s all well and good, but how can we be sure she’s a Dees gal? ?

14 hours ago, Demondan75 said:

When Natalie gets out of the shower and back into bed, I'll ask her Colin.

I thought the police had already warned you already to stop wide lensing Ms. Portman’s bedroom.

That being said,  you getting your hands on her private number is just as disconcerting…. Despite me wanting my question answered, I would prefer more honorable and less creepy means of having my inquiries addressed.?? 

Edited by Colin B. Flaubert

14 hours ago, Demondan75 said:

When Natalie gets out of the shower and back into bed, I'll ask her Colin.

Haha that’s brilliant. I actually laughed out loud.

Ok, this guy is not a celebrity per se, but you never know, he may be one day. I’m watching Beauty and the Geek right now (don’t judge me) and one of the Geeks is labelled an AFL fanatic. And guess which team he goes for? Yep, the Mighty Dees. I was just thinking… he might be a Demonlander. ? 

Yes he is dead and all but didn't Bon Scott wear a Melbourne footy jumper in one of his videos? 

Struggling to find any confirming footage myself, wondering if anyone else can confirm.


14 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Ok, this guy is not a celebrity per se, but you never know, he may be one day. I’m watching Beauty and the Geek right now (don’t judge me) and one of the Geeks is labelled an AFL fanatic. And guess which team he goes for? Yep, the Mighty Dees. I was just thinking… he might be a Demonlander. ? 

i see katie hopkins got booted off a reality show and back to albium

just got me thinking, how can someone be that bad and controversial they don't even qualify for an aussie reality show! 

2 hours ago, Youngwilliam said:

Yes he is dead and all but didn't Bon Scott wear a Melbourne footy jumper in one of his videos? 

Struggling to find any confirming footage myself, wondering if anyone else can confirm.

Can confirm 

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16 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Ok, this guy is not a celebrity per se, but you never know, he may be one day. I’m watching Beauty and the Geek right now (don’t judge me) and one of the Geeks is labelled an AFL fanatic. And guess which team he goes for? Yep, the Mighty Dees. I was just thinking… he might be a Demonlander. ? 

Yze Magic??

58 minutes ago, Left Foot Snap said:

Yze Magic??

Does he sport the dopest orange ‘fro you could ever imagine? 

13 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Does he sport the dopest orange ‘fro you could ever imagine? 

No idea, but the lad was as mad as a cut snake and quite funny...


1 minute ago, Left Foot Snap said:

No idea, but the lad was as mad as a cut snake and quite funny...

I was thinking I’ve not seen a poster by that name. But it might be him and he’s not posting because he’s been too busy filming Beauty and the Geek. ?

36 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I was thinking I’ve not seen a poster by that name. But it might be him and he’s not posting because he’s been too busy filming Beauty and the Geek. ?

He disappeared years ago. In a blaze of glory.

1 hour ago, Left Foot Snap said:

He disappeared years ago. In a blaze of glory.

Definitely not the same guy. The only ‘blaze’ with this guy is the colour of his hair. Biggest ginger afro ever. ?

 
On 4/27/2015 at 12:23 PM, Jesse Christ said:

Give us some money and power Rupert, you old dried up hag! Tightarse

@Jesse Christ on a bike, suggest you brush up on your persuasion skills!

On 4/27/2015 at 9:53 AM, John Crow Batty said:

Makes my face screw up to see that ratbag Murdoch as a supporter. He is the biggest cheese in controlling world sport but has done bugger all for us as far as I can tell. Shameless meddler only interested in power and making more money. If one deserves a punch in the nose for getting into people's space it is him.

I feel ill using kayo but i live interstate.


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