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2015 Demonland Banner (Round 1)

Demonland 2015 Banner 188 members have voted

  1. 1. Who should be on the Demonland Banner? (pick one only)

    • Jesse Hogan
    • Christian Salem
    • Jack Watts
    • Jimmy Toumpas
    • Chris Dawes
    • Jack Viney
    • Jack Trengove
    • Max Gawn
    • Dom Tyson
    • Jordie McKenzie
    • Lynden Dunn
    • Dean Kent
      0
    • Daniel Cross
    • Colin Garland
    • Bernie Vince
    • Jack Grimes
    • Jeremy Howe
    • Mark Jamar
    • Matt Jones
      0
    • Other (Specify)
  2. 2. Should any of the new recruits be on the banner

  3. 3. If you answered yes which new recruit?

    • Heritier Lumumba
    • Angus Brayshaw
    • Billy Stretch
    • Sam Frost
    • Ben Newton
      0
    • Christian Petracca
    • Oscar McDonald
      0
    • Alex Neal-Bullen
      0
    • Jeff Garlett
    • I answered No!!!!!!!!

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It is an action shot. It's an action I've been making at most Melbourne games since 2007. ^_^

funny I've been doing that since around 2005. even in rnd 1 games when smashed by richmond was it??? the year we were going places, Nevada, California, Bali, ????

 

I voted Tyson. I've seen enough to know that if he can avoid injury, he will consistently be part of the elite at this club.

I voted yes for a recruit and it went to Lumumba. He's a soldier that would make any AFL team's starting 22 better for him being there. That's what Roos was looking for and what was found, his immediate inclusion into the leadership group isn't a coincidence.

  • 5 months later...

For the 2016 banner.

Out: Dawes, Grimes, Tyson, Lumumba

In: Jackson, McDonald, Brayshaw, Maximus Gawnius

 

Out - Dawes, Grimes

In - Watts, Brayshaw

We should just have a photoshop compilation of all the photos from the "Jack Viney made me bleed" thread for the off-season.

Would love to see those every time I logged into DL after the season is done to remind me of what I have to look forward to.


For the 2016 banner.

Out: Dawes, Grimes, Tyson, Lumumba

In: Jackson, McDonald, Brayshaw, Maximus Gawnius

we officially hate Tyson now do we?

we officially hate Tyson now do we?

Yes. Like poison.

In fact I'm stitching together a Tyson voodoo doll as we speak.

Why do we make Demonland's job so hard? Surely by including on the banner historical Demons, we have a banner for eternity. You can see from this list that there are plenty to choose from. My favourites, because of their names are Compton and Neitz (did I spell that correctly?)

And Geelong can have Schrodinger's cat.

PS: I was rather taken with James' Demon because of the concept of a novice playing experience. But I understood the explanation as much as I understand our gameplan and gave up.

 
  • 2 months later...

Can we add Jake Melksham to the banner?

After he wins a Bluey or tackles harder and more often than Viney.

Edited by ManDee

maybe in 2017 when he completes his wada sentence

That may be 2018!

Can we add Jake Melksham to the banner?

Computer says NO


Brayshaw & Viney will be the rocks of our midfield for the next decade.

Changes to the next banner imo:

OUT: Dawes, Grimes, Cross, Lumumba

IN: T McDonald, Gawn, Garlett, Brayshaw


There should be a space reserved for a 'poster of the week' and their display pic goes up for the week.

But in fairness we'll backdate it to when Hannabal/BenHur/ProDee was poster of the week for 52 weeks before he changed his pic.

In all seriousness, can we incorporate this quote somehow into the banner:

"I was watching the game and people said ‘wouldn’t you love success?’ and I said ‘it wouldn’t mean anything to me unless it was with Melbourne".

Possibly time to rest the banner back no-one in preparation for its' rebuild ?

 

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That's just asking for a double-knee reco in the first nanosecond of preseason.

That's just asking for a double-knee reco in the first nanosecond of preseason.

Blasphemy!

Recite three Hail Hogans and repent your sins.


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