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and they got ripped off

Losing a proven superstar for draft picks is hilarious, and they wont get any of Petracca, Brayshaw or McCartin

I love it

Still may get some talent Wright,Lever, Laverde, Ahern, Durdin plenty of good players have come outside the Top 4

Still may get some talent Wright,Lever, Laverde, Ahern, Durdin plenty of good players have come outside the Top 4

They'll still have Buckley as coach though so...

 

and they got ripped off

Losing a proven superstar for draft picks is hilarious, and they wont get any of Petracca, Brayshaw or McCartin

I love it

Puts them ahead of us for Cockatoo if we use 12 in the draft instead of trading. He is an exciting talent in my book and also has a bit of size about him.

Still may get some talent Wright,Lever, Laverde, Ahern, Durdin plenty of good players have come outside the Top 4

I reckon Wright won't last until 5.


I reckon Wright won't last until 5.

1. McCartin (St Kilda)

2. Petracca (Adelaide)

3. Brayshaw (Melbourne)

4. Durdin? (GWS)

5. Wright (Collingwood)

1. McCartin (St Kilda)

2. Petracca (Adelaide)

3. Brayshaw (Melbourne)

4. Durdin? (GWS)

5. Wright (Collingwood)

Assuming Boyd doesn't go to the Doggies meaning GWS would take Wright as the nearest equivalent!
 

I cannot wait for us to announce HL and see the Burginator attempt to interview The Prince on DeeTV. Should be compelling viewing.

Finally, someone has convinced me to accept this trade.

I cannot wait for us to announce HL and see the Burginator attempt to interview The Prince on DeeTV. Should be compelling viewing.

lol

that will be a sight to behold


Finally, someone has convinced me to accept this trade.

Burgan: "What does it mean to you - coming to Melbourne?"

Prince: "Everything, and yet nothing. It means more to you. It reminds me of the old Brazilian saying: "if at first glance something is broken, I just fixed it."

I cannot wait for us to announce HL and see the Burginator attempt to interview The Prince on DeeTV. Should be compelling viewing.

I'm looking forward to Saty meeting him at training and finally meeting someone more self righteous than he is!

HER-Ri-TEE-R is apparently how you pronounce it.

I'm looking forward to Saty meeting him at training and finally meeting someone more self righteous than he is!

So where is Saty? He is missing out on prime pontificating opportunities in the past few weeks. Has any one put out a missing person report?

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So where is Saty? He is missing out on prime pontificating opportunities in the past few weeks. Has any one put out a missing person report?

I figure that my old mate Saty usually reflects on all the, shall we say, foolish statements that he has made during the course of the season after the final siren has blown on the AFL Grand Final and decides to stay away for a while so that those with short memories can forget what he has said. However, when pre-season comes around, he will be back giving innocuous training reports. At about round 5 is when he will hit a rich vein of form, denouncing those who don't love the club as much as he does, giving his insight into areas such as the banking industry and the English premier league and telling the same joke from Taxi about 'a battle of wits with unarmed men' for the umpteenth time.

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So where is Saty? He is missing out on prime pontificating opportunities in the past few weeks. Has any one put out a missing person report?

Whom did he abduct?

I figure that my old mate Saty usually reflects on all the, shall we say, foolish statements that he has made during the course of the season after the final siren has blown on the AFL Grand Final and decides to stay away for a while so that those with short memories can forget what he has said. However, when pre-season comes around, he will be back giving innocuous training reports. At about round 5 is when he will hit a rich vein of form, denouncing those who don't love the club as much as he does, giving his insight into areas such as the banking industry and the English premier league and telling the same joke from Taxi about 'a battle of wits with unarmed men' for the umpteenth time.

That's a bit cruel Col........I like saty's training reports........He is just a very dedicated supporter even if he goes over the top sometimes.......At least he doesn't put down players at every turn like some on here.

That's a bit cruel Col........I like saty's training reports........He is just a very dedicated supporter even if he goes over the top sometimes.......At least he doesn't put down players at every turn like some on here.

I just hope Saty is too busy in a new job to be posting here, he did not seem to be enjoying to the redundancy process he was going through.

That's a bit cruel Col........I like saty's training reports........He is just a very dedicated supporter even if he goes over the top sometimes.......At least he doesn't put down players at every turn like some on here.

Perhaps Bossdog. I would add that, yes, he doesn't put down players at every turn. He reserves that for posters who disagree with him.


Perhaps Bossdog. I would add that, yes, he doesn't put down players at every turn. He reserves that for posters who disagree with him.

No no, you have it all wrong.

He only puts down posters who are wrong.

It's just a coincidence that those who post incorrect opinions are always in opposition to his.

Having said that, I love his training posts :P

 

[censored] deal for us. Sorry but it is.

Wait for Clark to rip it up next year.

We had all pretty much conceded Clark was quitting, losing him for nothing. To get HL for nothing is a good deal.


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