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Mitch Clark - What do we know?

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Pretty sure it is "win the clearance"

Ta jw you're my new alter hero !

 

I have heard some concerning rumours about Mitch Clark. Does anyone have the real story on his recovery?

Just that his foot may be a problem in healing. I hope he's Ok for him personally first, but Gee he'll be great for us if OK.

Sorry - did I mention the nature rumour. Oh yes I didn't - simply asked for an update from somone who knows.

Demonland negativity alive and well.

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We know he's [censored] awesome.

Dammit I want the like button back!

 

Dammit I want the like button back!

we all do !!!

unius culpa

And for those of us without a latin bible or a priest's knee to sit on ?

I believe it is similar to 'I have sinned' (mea culpa) but in the third person. Basically, 'one is culpable'.

If so, daisycutter, I salute you, but also call for you to be banned/fined/eviscerated.


I believe it is similar to 'I have sinned' (mea culpa) but in the third person. Basically, 'one is culpable'.

If so, daisycutter, I salute you, but also call for you to be banned/fined/eviscerated.

you almost got post of the week l'l goffy, but then you went and s**t in one's nest

I believe it is similar to 'I have sinned' (mea culpa) but in the third person. Basically, 'one is culpable'.

If so, daisycutter, I salute you, but also call for you to be banned/fined/eviscerated.

I absolve you of all my recent posts

Sorry - did I mention the nature rumour. Oh yes I didn't - simply asked for an update from somone who knows.

Demonland negativity alive and well.

Demonland incomprehensibility alive and well.

 

I have heard some concerning rumours about Mitch Clark. Does anyone have the real story on his recovery?

Just that his foot may be a problem in healing. I hope he's Ok for him personally first, but Gee he'll be great for us if OK.

Sorry - did I mention the nature rumour. Oh yes I didn't - simply asked for an update from somone who knows.

Demonland negativity alive and well.

Congratulations! You are Demonland's official 'tool of the year'. You can collect your prize from Mitch Clark himself at the club's next training session. Please make sure your health insurance is up to date.

Dammit I want the like button back!

No footy and no "like" button make P-man....something something.


Do we know anything about Alan Jakovich's back? Heard a rumour that he might not be quite right for next season.

your a [censored] pal , read the training reports , , close this thread now , fmd , grrrrrr

can we have a UNLIKE button ?

And for those of us without a latin bible or a priest's knee to sit on ?

Google translate says "one fault" but sitting on my priest's knee he denies it:-)


Pretty sure it is "win the clearance"

That would be, again via Google translate, vincere certamen

Sorry - did I mention the nature rumour. Oh yes I didn't - simply asked for an update from somone who knows.

Demonland negativity alive and well.

Why don't you just explain yourself?? Where did you here the rumour and what specifically was the rumour ? It's not that hard.

If one starts a thread based on an unsubstantiated rumour without any elaboration, or stating where it came from, they deserve a holiday.

and a smack

BTW 'what we know' about Mitch Clark is that he is the only player in a Melbourne jumper I have seen dominate the arena since Neitz was in his coleman era and Yze was in his near-brownlow era

your a [censored] pal , read the training reports , , close this thread now , fmd , grrrrrr

Nothing about Jako in the training reports.


There is no rumor speculation, is not rumor its an opinion, which like a holes everyone has one, which I suspect has been started by a troll.

Thread's run it's race. Posters are asked not to post rumours of this nature unless there's more to go on than mere speculation.

The OP could have been asked and would have been answered in any training thread or generically by asking how MC is progressing after his injury.

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