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Was going to say something but by the time I got to this page I had forgotten what I was going to say.

binman
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I thought it was my wi fi at home but my mobile is super slow at home (i'm on Telstra) but weirdly if i turn wi fi off it is faster

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I just thought it was my shite tightarse workplace internet, which makes everything load in slow motion. Because apparently a multi million dollar business can't afford to upgrade their slow internet.

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Probably not. This issue appears and disappears with no rhyme or reason.

We are exploring a new hosting option so if you guys want to help out there is the donation and subscription links at the top of the page.

10 minutes ago it was lightning quick, & now its sluggish yet again.

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What would be a reasonable per head donation? Obviously not everyone can kick in, but how much do you need? If you float some sort of a figure then I'm sure you will be supported.

BBO you are the richest man in DL can't you pay for it?

We would make you a thank you thread if you do.

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What would be a reasonable per head donation? Obviously not everyone can kick in, but how much do you need? If you float some sort of a figure then I'm sure you will be supported.

Every little bit helps. It's hard to put a dollar figure on the time Nasher puts into the site which takes him away from time with his family.

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It's hard to put a dollar figure on the time Nasher puts into the site which takes him away from time with his family.

Ironically, I believe that sentence might apply to many more people on this site than just Nasher.

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Bah humbug!!

Did you not purchase the top level MFC membership?

Wait you are saving up for your sisters wedding to Moon LOL

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Bah humbug!!

I like the new PG avatar .

It's good for the kiddies to see the "lads" relaxing.

Assuming it's two lads, in which case it will be banned from the curriculum in Russia.

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do you mean bbo's sister comes with a dowry?

If you've seen her, you'd be demanding one.

BBo would need to part with several of the lads to move her on .

She can always come and work with me at the Gat if she has the required drive and dedication.

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do you mean bbo's sister comes with a dowry?

LOL A very very very big one and the dowry as well

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Thank you to those who have donated so far.

We have purchased a new hosting plan that we hope will fix the issues that we have been having. We are planning the move tonight so service might be interrupted for a few hours.

I plan to send some money to Nasher for his work above and beyond the call of duty. Any contributions you guys can make will be much appreciated.

You can donate by following this link: http://demonland.com/forums/index.php?/donate/

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Thank you to those who have donated so far.

We have purchased a new hosting plan that we hope will fix the issues that we have been having. We are planning the move tonight so service might be interrupted for a few hours.

I plan to send some money to Nasher for his work above and beyond the call of duty. Any contributions you guys can make will be much appreciated.

You can donate by following this link: http://demonland.com/forums/index.php?/donate/

Or take a Demonland Subscription by following this one: http://demonland.com/forums/index.php?/subscriptions/

Where can a Cheque or cash be posted to?

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Where can a Cheque or cash be posted to?

People dont tend to post cash these days Dee-luded.

I do like the fact that you are not in possession of a credit card.

In this spirit ,I only carry gold bullion in a small pouch i wear in my waistcoat ,near my fob-watch.

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People dont tend to post cash these days Dee-luded.

I do like the fact that you are not in possession of a credit card.

In this spirit ,I only carry gold bullion in a small pouch i wear in my waistcoat ,near my fob-watch.

BBO, and i suspect most of maldon, still use the barter system, hence his efforts to offload his sister at the current exchange rate of 4.59 alpacas

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BBO, and i suspect most of maldon, still use the barter system, hence his efforts to offload his sister at the current exchange rate of 4.59 alpacas

Very good way to trade given the Tax office are so efficient these days.

Surely he can throw in a case of Shiraz as well?

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People dont tend to post cash these days Dee-luded.

I do like the fact that you are not in possession of a credit card.

In this spirit ,I only carry gold bullion in a small pouch i wear in my waistcoat ,near my fob-watch.

its called anonymity, biff.

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its called anonymity, biff.

Quite.

(Carrier pigeons tell not tales)

Same with Pay Anyone.

SHHHHH.

They are watching.

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..... you defragged to solve a web browsing issue?

montoya.jpg

choke i'm more at home with a hammer & chisel, or wrench in my hand.

I'm not an IT expert like yourself. so when there are computer issues, I try everything I can think of to try to sort the issue.

One thing that I have never stooped to, is to be a lesser human being,,, by trying to belittle others. you I suspect have a long road ahead.

....perhaps you can teach us all instead of wasting your creative spirit on negativity.

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