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Who would stand up on Grand Final day

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So half our team would stand up on grand final day yet we won 2 games this year!

My list:

Nathan Jones - but not if he's tagged by Crowley

Viney - in a couple of years when he's matured

Frawley

Garland

Putting Hogan on that list is ridiculous. As is Howe for different reasons. And the others haven't consistently played well in regular home and away matches. Not sure what makes you think they would in a grand final

 

How about we start a topic like 'How to get off the bottom four' first.

Half those players wont be there when we do make a grand final..

The players listed above may stand up for 10 minutes.

We must take off the Demon Sunnies. Our list is so far off standing up.

Roos will improve things.


JAMES FRAWLEY

NATHAN JONES

JACK VINEY

JACK GRIMES

JACK TRENGOVE

JEREMY HOWE

CHRIS DAWES

JESSE HOGAN

COL GARLAND

DEAN KENT

MAX GAWN

So it's not good enough to stand up during the year as well?

I want to see us play a final first, but out of that list you can't go past Viney and Chunk. But who even knows if this list is relevant when we do make the big one again. I could be a withered old shrewd by the time that one day in September roles around. Dried up, bitter and pessimistic. Like a woman version of Old dee :)

 

So far the only one who could stand up is Roos

JAMES FRAWLEY

NATHAN JONES

JACK VINEY

JACK GRIMES

JACK TRENGOVE

JEREMY HOWE

CHRIS DAWES

JESSE HOGAN

COL GARLAND

DEAN KENT

MAX GAWN

*Can't stand up against GWS

*Will stand up on GF Day


I'd be thinking Jack Grimes and Jack Viney, but it's abit insane to be thinking that far ahead, there is a decent chance a lot of those players will never play in a Grand final.

I went to the Geelong / Hawthorn prelim this year.

We are <so far> from that standard

Port's rapid rise gives some hope, but to use a loaded phrase - we need to get on the reality bus. Our performances have been an embarrassment, and we were hopeless.

In the fantasy world of Melbourne playing a final, I reckon Mitch Clark might stand up (assuming he's on the ground) - we need more mongrel.

JAMES FRAWLEY

NATHAN JONES

JACK VINEY

JACK GRIMES

JACK TRENGOVE

JEREMY HOWE

CHRIS DAWES

JESSE HOGAN

COL GARLAND

DEAN KENT

MAX GAWN

One for the current list (yes, another musical interlude)...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwiNHX5Qc80

Edited by hardtack


Me, I couldn't find a seat.

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