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i am actually laughing we are that bad

lol

I am at stage now. I was furious a few weeks back. Now I just laugh at how bad the side is, and the garbage Neeld dishes up at the post game press conference.

My favourite Neeld quote has to be the "I didn't see that coming"... Seriously, he has no idea.

 

What could he possibly say in his presser tonight, staring down an 80 plus point loss to a team we should have beat by ten goals at home. absolute disgrace

 

Anyone wanna guess what Neeldys saying to the players?

Anyone wanna guess what Neeldys saying to the players?

Anyone wanna guess what Neeldys saying to the players?

didn't see that coming


Are you trying to justify this crap??

Geelong had 10 players with less than 50 games and beat Essendon.

There are none so blind as those who will not see. We are f*****d

Not at all. Just trying to keep myself occupied and stay sane as i watch us self deestruct for the 5th straight year. Better than kicking the poor old cat.

80% of footy is above the head and nothing to do with experience. Players can do almost anything on the day, particularly against mediocre opposition if they are motivated to do so. Their performance on the field is a reflection of the coach and his ability off it, or lack thereof, to get the best out of a playing group each and every week.

Neeld has so far proven he has no idea how to connect, motivate, plan, make the right match ups/selections for game day, make good moves/changes during a match as well as LEAD/MOTIVATE a young group of players to play for him or the jumper over a whole game, let alone week after week.

The end is nigh for Mr Neeld. I was hoping he might turn things around this year but he's turned this playing group/list from woeful to totally shizenhausen.

Melbourne is 20/1 in the betting –more like 2000/1.

I chose us in the footy tips – I wont do this again this season unless we get a new coach.

I must say, I am done with this mob.

Unless and until they show some care and heart on field I will be doing other things on game day.

This after following them through thick and thin for 55+ years.

 

That could have been the straw that broke the camel's back ... for Sylvia. Has just been blazing away with his kicks, then goes and does that. Not a team player.

Oh hey binger, enjoying your Neeldy brand of footy?

Wait, we're winning the clearances. Clearly, we are improving.

Viney just smashed through someone and kept going leaving him ko,d. That kid is a Sherman tank.


I chose us in the footy tips – I wont do this again this season unless we get a new coach.

Me too glimpse so don't feel bad it's could having faith in the footy team but know I have none left.

Jack Viney is quite literally the only positive i can take out of today :/ might be coached by his dad next week.


Stretcher out, Ablett gets his boys together. Melbourne getting massaged. Nice.

Edit: Jack Viney for captain-coach

Edited by Jaded

100 less disposals and half the amount of tackles week in week out. Can't win games like that

Time for Neeld to do a Matty Primus.

Scanning across different radio stations to try and get a flavour of what we're in for this week.

The consensus is that Jack Viney is our youngest player out there and the only one displaying the minimum commitment required for an MFC player, let alone an AFL player.


Foxtel sent a camera into the MCC to watch supporters rip into the Dees. Seriously, the guy was pointing his camera away from the game. Like filming mourners at a funeral. Thankfully, the nearby supporters, previously very loud, stayed dead quiet, gave the camera zero, and he moved on.

Uncontested posses 155 to 213 at 4th qrt at th 12 min mark

That in itself should get Neeld sacked.

This is Gold Coast not the cats

Another red letter day for the dees

 

That's how you do it col night night Murthy said last I heard was tank tank tank

That's how you do it col night night Murthy said last I heard was tank tank tank

..what?


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