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Garry lyon decides to join beard competition

Players revolt and start brazilian competition

Jones to add another BOG to his collection.

He has a" head" start.

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    Melbourne to redraft Cook and Morton in exchange for our priority pick.

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    Our new recruiting manager punches out a kid on a trip to Europe!

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    I could never make up better stuff than we've been dealt or dealt ourselves these past years...

    Sigh

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    In a last ditch effort our embattled Board brings in the Kardashians.

    Miraculously, we start winning. Vlad dubs it a 'Masterstroke'

    Watts weds Kim (complete with beard)

    'Jack and the Kardashians' becomes a new hit series.

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    Caroline Wilson becomes Melbourne FC's new CEO!

    That's interesting because I heard from a reliable source that Greg Denham is in line to take that over from Peter Jackson in 6 months !!

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    Who cares what the scandal is, the important thing is, who can we sack?!

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    Who cares what the scandal is, the important thing is, who can we sack?!

    I said I was going to bed stuie and I think you should too mate.

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    $cully so impressed with our midfield (after Sunday) he wants to return for less money (but not much less) !!!

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    I said I was going to bed stuie and I think you should too mate.

    you're saying I should hit the sack?

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    you're saying I should hit the sack?

    Yep mate is warm, safe and we never lose a game in my dreams

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    Yep mate is warm, safe and we never lose a game in my dreams

    Thought I was already sleep and this was all a nightmare...

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    The Board petitioned St Jude to get us out of this mess, but he turned them down.

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    Melbourne decide to use it's 1st pick in this years draft on Raph clarke and the league disown them on the spot.

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    two possible scandals pending

    1. Jimmy Hoffers body was found buried in the 'Vault'.

    2. melbourne players are accused of using stick on tattoos.

    and false beards

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    The match fixers and the drug suppliers mount a take over of the board. MFC starts winning against the best teams and losing against the poor teams The afl is happy ( They have to be) and the money flows MFC players are the biggest and strongest in the league

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    The Chechan bombers in Boston shared a facebook page with Jihad Jack Watts , Tom Gillies and Frawls.

    Beard growing comp .

    FBI ,CIA now investigating Melbourne Backline in relation to terrorism .

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    New scandal Jack Watts beard is gone apparently. Not sighted at training.

    AFL using Ex-AFP officers launch an inquiry into the suspicious disappearance of Jack's beard, last seen a week ago in Jack's company.

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    AFL using Ex-AFP officers launch an inquiry into the suspicious disappearance of Jack's beard, last seen a week ago in Jack's company.

    rumour has it, that is was a fake

    afl to launch investigation for bringing game into disrepute

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