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Ballantyne

Milne

Judd

Reimers (if he was still playing)

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Nice get there YoundDeeEnthusiast with Haydn Ballantyne. Definite starter.

Your nomination brings the Sunday night list of candidates to 22.

Nick Maxwell

The Tip Rat

Mitch Robinson

Vlad

Chris Judd

David King

Mike Fitzpatrick

Caro

Tommy $$$

The Velvet Sledgehammer

Venom Denham

Brock

Gerard Healy

Dwayne Russell

The Brother of Gillon

Luke Darcy

Anthony Hudson

Boomer Harvey

Haydn Ballantyne

Scott McLaren

Campbell Brown

Gentlemen we have a Cox Plate field assembling ...

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All worthy nominees, but this guy used to really irritate me beyond comprehension, Milne a worthy second, anyone that used to go after Robbie Flower I still have a serious hate for. The journo's CW, MR, & MS they are just parasites best burnt off with a hot needle, not worth a slap you just get bug goo on your good shirt.

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All worthy nominees, but this guy used to really irritate me beyond comprehension, Milne a worthy second, anyone that used to go after Robbie Flower I still have a serious hate for. The journo's CW, MR, & MS they are just parasites best burnt off with a hot needle, not worth a slap you just get bug goo on your good shirt.

Scott McLaren. Thanks Ingeniokinetic until you posted that pic I'd successfully burned that 'boat race' from my memory.

Now, returning serve at you I present my final nomination for the night.

I give you ...

Campbell Brown

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Don't have the piccies or the ability to upload, but what about:

Michael Long

Alan Didak

Kevin Sheedy - now there's a marshmallow head that you could lose your fist into...


And follow up votes for Milne, Robinson and $cully.

If this was sports most punchable heads I would add Sebastien Vettel

Scott McLaren. Thanks Ingeniokinetic until you posted that pic I'd successfully burned that 'boat race' from my memory.

Now, returning serve at you I present my final nomination for the night.

I give you ...

Campbell Brown

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RR good one, I think I would rather use a fire hose 'Rambo' prison scene than get close.

@ucanchoose don't lets go there it will be the longest thread in history.

 

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All worthy nominees, but this guy used to really irritate me beyond comprehension, Milne a worthy second, anyone that used to go after Robbie Flower I still have a serious hate for. The journo's CW, MR, & MS they are just parasites best burnt off with a hot needle, not worth a slap you just get bug goo on your good shirt.

The local pharmacist, not a bad bloke really. Just can't bring myself to talk footy with him though, who knows what he might give me.


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Smug git.

Brain the size of a pea, him and Lynch could combine their intellect and come up well below average.

It would probably be taking advantage to have a shot at him. Hopefully someone will come and collect them both before the real season gets started and take them back into care.

No contest. You'd cross the sahara to have a whack at this...

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It's just the classic punchable face, even some of my tiges mates want in on this one.

Can someone please post a picture of Eddie Mcguires big fat head.

Would love to smack it. Repeatedly.

It's just the classic punchable face, even some of my tiges mates want in on this one.

Haha. That night he got wacked and cracked it because the Doctor would not let him back on!

So Richmond!!!


Eddie McGuire and that despicable excuse of a human being Jason Akermanis.I also can't stand Brad Scott and Michael Voss for some reason.


Did Christopher Pyne ever play football?

Nah, just gammin. I'll put my money on the dog Brock. Soooooooooo stupid. Remember when Tuppence Moran got whacked and Brock was up there in his blue singlet bragging about what a mate he was? And then he runs to the tanking kings and says he left because we were tanking. I could almost handle it when he couldn't get a game, but now that he's been playing ok he makes me want to spew.

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Can someone please post a picture of Eddie Mcguires big fat head.

Would love to smack it. Repeatedly.

Here you go. Punch away!

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Eddie McGuire and that despicable excuse of a human being Jason Akermanis.I also can't stand Brad Scott and Michael Voss for some reason.

Some good left field choices IrishD. How could we have forgotten Aker. And Voss yeah ... there's something about that [censored]-eating grin he always sports, isn't there!

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