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Mitch and Dawesy

Bring Back Barassi
in Melbourne Demons

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The IQ levels on here is seriously funny.

Oh the irony!
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    Is that one iq level or multiple levels?

    I think it may be two short, sharp sentences, albeit minus the apostrophe: "The IQ level's on. Here is seriously funny."
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    I think it may be two short, sharp sentences, albeit minus the apostrophe: "The IQ level's on. Here is seriously funny."

    Gold

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    Live by the sword die by the sword. I know who'll be having the last laugh.

    It won't be the footy stupid or left leaning gherkins.

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    Live by the sword die by the sword. I know who'll be having the last laugh.

    It won't be the footy stupid or left leaning gherkins.

    The Gherkins are 1-0 up on the crackers.

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    The Gherkins are 1-0 up on the crackers.

    Still green.

    And by my reckoning it's 1-99. Name one you'd ask for footy advice ?

    EDIT: Hi Doc. All well on the home front ?

    Edited by Ben-Hur

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    Live by the sword die by the sword. I know who'll be having the last laugh.

    It won't be the footy stupid or left leaning gherkins.

    gherkin_zpsab8b2a5c.jpg

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    Live by the sword die by the sword. I know who'll be having the last laugh.

    It won't be the footy stupid or left leaning gherkins.

    Nice save.

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    Live by the sword die by the sword. I know who'll be having the last laugh.

    It won't be the footy stupid or left leaning gherkins.

    Gold

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    The IQ levels on here is seriously funny.

    Actually, I do find my IQ funny. I think the fact that I score so well on those tests is a great proof that they are bloody stupid things and nearly worthless in assessing a persons ability to think, reason or indeed function intellectually.

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    Actually, I do find my IQ funny. I think the fact that I score so well on those tests is a great proof that they are bloody stupid things and nearly worthless in assessing a persons ability to think, reason or indeed function intellectually.

    That's funny. I use it as proof that society is doing it wrong and I'm the only one who knows what's going on.

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    Many fine psychopaths have scored very highly on an IQ Test.

    Be wary of such over rated A4.

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    gherkin_zpsab8b2a5c.jpg

    That gherkin is leaning to the right. BH would love it.

    Seriously BH, it is not left wing to disagree with you about footy, nor are weak arguments the sole preserve of leftists, nor does a 'wrong' remark about footy expose a communist stooge.

    If there is a generalisation to be made from posts on this forum, it is that right-wingers are prone to call others childish names. But since I base that on a very small sample of a single poster who proudly flaunts his right-wing leanings and abuses others, it can't really be a valid conclusion.

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    Honestly I don't think he has any hope to kick 40 goals. 30 in 2010 was his best at the Pies and even though he will be more of a focal point at Melbourne, he will still be 2nd potato behind Mitch

    However, if Dawes does kick 40 and Clark plays most games then between them you would be looking at 90+ goals. The only way that will happen is if delivery from our midfield improves exponentially and we pressure the opposition into coughing up the ball causing turnovers, much like teams have been doing to us for so long.

    Dawes kicking 40 isn't going to happen but if it did we would be talking finals.

    Neeld has stated that Dawes will be the stay at home forward. Based of that admission, I expect him to at least have more opportunities to snag more than Mitch.

    Hardly the 2nd potatoe.

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    That gherkin is leaning to the right. BH would love it.

    Seriously BH, it is not left wing to disagree with you about footy, nor are weak arguments the sole preserve of leftists, nor does a 'wrong' remark about footy expose a communist stooge.

    If there is a generalisation to be made from posts on this forum, it is that right-wingers are prone to call others childish names. But since I base that on a very small sample of a single poster who proudly flaunts his right-wing leanings and abuses others, it can't really be a valid conclusion.

    No the gherkin is leaning to HIS left.

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    Left or right, I love a good gherkin. Pickled gherkins, gherkin dip, gherkin relish. Yum. Isn't that what you guys are talking about?

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    Left or right, I love a good gherkin. Pickled gherkins, gherkin dip, gherkin relish. Yum. Isn't that what you guys are talking about?

    I'm usually left leaning on a bench after too much gherkin dip; although maybe that has something to do with the vodka.

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