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Dream Team - Ten days to go

Hannibal
in Melbourne Demons

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I'd like to invite some of the more unsavoury fools that I find either particularly unpleasant, stupid, or simply annoying to my dreamteam league. There will be no greater pleasure than tearing you a new one.

Posters like Stu, Biffen (sic), Olisik, Deeluded, Franky, Bizkit, Jnrmac, Roost it, Why you, and that RP?? gherkin readily come to mind. But there are others who probably know who they are. I have many of you on ignore. Maybe you're a Greens voter. You'll do.

Perhaps others inexplicably have the same view of yours truly. Probably a stretch too far. Anyway morons...

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    I'd like to invite some of the more unsavoury fools that I find either particularly unpleasant, stupid, or simply annoying to my dreamteam league. There will be no greater pleasure than tearing you a new one.

    Posters like Stu, Biffen (sic), Olisik, Deeluded, Franky, Bizkit, Jnrmac, Roost it, Why you, and that RP?? gherkin readily come to mind. But there are others who probably know who they are. I have many of you on ignore. Maybe you're a Greens voter. You'll do.

    Perhaps others inexplicably have the same view of yours truly. Probably a stretch too far. Anyway morons...

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    Haha you would be someone who spends that much time doing things like "Dream Team". Sorry mate, have a successful career, a social life, and a baby on the way, so no time for you to go all "pwnage" on the other grade 6 kids. But enjoy it when you're taking a break from World of Warcraft.

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    I'm in, no doubt I’ll learn allot from going head to head with such an esteemed football mind

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    I'd like to invite some of the more unsavoury fools that I find either particularly unpleasant, stupid, or simply annoying to my dreamteam league. There will be no greater pleasure than tearing you a new one.

    Posters like Stu, Biffen (sic), Olisik, Deeluded, Franky, Bizkit, Jnrmac, Roost it, Why you, and that RP?? gherkin readily come to mind. But there are others who probably know who they are. I have many of you on ignore. Maybe you're a Greens voter. You'll do.

    Turning on the charm today I see ...

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    I'd like to invite some of the more unsavoury fools that I find either particularly unpleasant, stupid, or simply annoying to my dreamteam league. There will be no greater pleasure than tearing you a new one.

    Posters like Stu, Biffen (sic), Olisik, Deeluded, Franky, Bizkit, Jnrmac, Roost it, Why you, and that RP?? gherkin readily come to mind. But there are others who probably know who they are. I have many of you on ignore. Maybe you're a Greens voter. You'll do.

    Perhaps others inexplicably have the same view of yours truly. Probably a stretch too far. Anyway morons...

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    Not supercoach?

    Thought you didn't like stats...

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    I would be all over this like a fat kid on a hot dog but I'm a Supercoach man.

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    I have joined. The prospect of ripping you (BH) a new one was too good to pass up.

    You are now in the presence of Dreamteam royalty.

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    By the way, for a laugh ... read Benny-H's opening post using a Mr. T accent in your mind. It's uncanny ... fools.

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    I'm in, no doubt I’ll learn allot from going head to head with such an esteemed football mind

    I forgot about you and Bing. Please join. Also that Billy guy. Binman ?

    If I've forgotten you don't be offended.

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    Hm, I have a feeling I'm on the Ben-Hur ignore list so many aspire towards. Long live the unwashed masses of the footy stupid.

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    "Sorry mate, have a successful career, a social life"

    Spending all day on Demonland?

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    Spending all day on Demonland?

    Haha I know, spend way too much time here already!

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    Lol, I love the ego.

    "Hey, all you 'morons' I don't like, come play a game I'm good at so I can brag about beating you. This will then give me more ammunition to use against you when you disagree with anything I say."

    Leave the bully to play with himself. He may find it's what he's best at anyway.

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    Talking about dream team check out my mate from W.A. his website www.footyrhino.com.au. He gives a light hearted look at footy and the dream team world it's good for a laugh and a bit of insight if your only a novice in the dream team world.

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    I have no desire thanks, BH.

    Got a Supercoach with mates and a Ultimate Footy with some of the 'clueless morons' on here.

    And Dreamteam is just mindless adding up of stats with no weight and even less thought (no offence to any DT lovers).

    Oh, and this thread:

    really.gif#really%20gif

    You obviously do care about this community and those in it so unless you want to spend the rest of your days unable to have a rational conversation about the Demons with anyone other than your brother...

    Get yourself right and stop being an enormous pr!ck.

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    I forgot about you and Bing. Please join. Also that Billy guy. Binman ?

    If I've forgotten you don't be offended.

    Yay, he remembered my name (kind of). :wub:

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    Maybe you're a Greens voter.

    Somebody's gotta come last ...

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    I have no desire thanks, BH.

    Got a Supercoach with mates and a Ultimate Footy with some of the 'clueless morons' on here.

    And Dreamteam is just mindless adding up of stats with no weight and even less thought (no offence to any DT lovers).

    Oh, and this thread:

    really.gif#really%20gif

    You obviously do care about this community and those in it so unless you want to spend the rest of your days unable to have a rational conversation about the Demons with anyone other than your brother...

    Get yourself right and stop being an enormous pr!ck.

    Well this little 'clueless moron' just received some incentive for Ultimate Footy this year. .. ;)

    I gather the Draft is coming up this weekend/Monday....I better prepare.

    {yes...I know you hate emoticons....}

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    Well this little 'clueless moron' just received some incentive for Ultimate Footy this year. .. ;)

    I gather the Draft is coming up this weekend/Monday....I better prepare.

    {yes...I know you hate emoticons....}

    I put 'clueless morons' in inverted commas...

    You morons aren't clueless.

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