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Jack Viney Facts

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When Sheeds told Scully he has to play man on man with Jack Viney the look on Toms face was similar to that of a dog licking [censored] off a nettle

 

When Sheeds told Scully he has to play man on man with Jack Viney the look on Toms face was similar to that of a dog licking [censored] off a nettle

Gold.

Not much makes me laugh that quickly. Nice work Pennent.

 

Jack starred in "Dr. Strangelove".

Jack played the role of the atomic bomb.

Jack Viney pisses his name into concrete.


Funny. Is that strong sense of deja vu I'm feeling?

Didn't those sorts of things get said about Scully, Trengove and Jack Watts?

There is no saviour, messiah or whatever. Don't pressure the boy.

Funny. Is that strong sense of deja vu I'm feeling?

Didn't those sorts of things get said about Scully, Trengove and Jack Watts?

There is no saviour, messiah or whatever. Don't pressure the boy.

It went on BIG TIME with Brock Mclean.

But I don't think this is gonna realistically throw anyone off their game or training.

After all, Jack Viney wasn't born, he hatched. From a rock.

Jake Viney has a Grizzly Bear carpet in his room, the Bear isn't dead his just afraid to move.

As a kid, Jack Viney won World Series poker, with his Pokemon cards.

 

Jack Viney once farted - it ripped a hole in the ground in mainland Victoria - that hole is now known as Port Phiilip Bay


Jake Viney has a Grizzly Bear carpet in his room, the Bear isn't dead his just afraid to move.

Like it!

Jack Viney can win a game of connect 4 in 3 moves

Many thanks to the Age for my new Avatar - I think you'll notice Jack Viney was born with Demon Horns says it all really


There used to be a street named after Jack Viney, but it was changed because nobody crosses Jack Viney and lives.

Jack Viney can cut through a hot knife with butter

Jack Viney once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendents today are known as giraffes

No

Yes

The black eyed peas use to be called 'the peas'. Until they met Jack Viney

Clint Eastwood even thinks twice before crossing Jack Viney.

Jack Viney doesn't need to think twice about anything


Clint Eastwood even thinks twice before crossing Jack Viney.

At the risk of derailing the thread, I think it's safe to conclude (based on his Republican National Convention Speech) that Clint Eastwood doesn't think about much anymore.

At the risk of derailing the thread, I think it's safe to conclude (based on his Republican National Convention Speech) that Clint Eastwood doesn't think about much anymore.

yes. I saw that speech live on TV. I was in some shock for days....
 

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