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Here's one for all the people who want Chappy at our club next year.... (hint, check the caption)

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Chappy looks like he could run around in Red and Blue for another few years in this shot . Wonder why the girl has got no sleeves?

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Here's one for all the people who want Chappy at our club next year.... (hint, check the caption)

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She looks like a short Allison Janney (CJ in The West Wing)

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She should be a doggies fan, got a face to match

On second thoughts she's got a brain more like a Filth supporter

Brynne.

My gosh, I've seen better heads on the end of a hook!!!

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She looks like a short Allison Janney (CJ in The West Wing)

It's not about the girl, have another glance at who the player is and the caption


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Melbourne Hawks?

Wouldn't it be more like the "Hawbourne Dawks"

That brings back memories of the Guest Ridley merger.

My contribution was to rewrite the two clubs theme songs to accommodate the new team;

"We're a mighty team at WhoreBourne We're the mighty fighting Dorks

We didn't play fine in the year 39 Coz then we were Demons and Hawks

we don't have too many supporters but we still do really well

Red and Blue and Brown and Gold splattered on our jumpers

The love child of the AFL"

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value for money bet: Melbourne team votes - 'ANY OTHER PLAYER' - paying $7

Mitch Clark is not listed as a player - so falls under this

I reckon he's a monty for our most votes given we'll barely get any votes and when we do, he'll get them because he dominated so much. Jones may have been our best player for the season but this is irrelevant with brownlow votes because in most of those games the opposition will get all of the 3, 2, 1. .

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Brynne Edelsten's dress is seriously the worst thing i have ever seen!!!

My tip for the brownlow is 1st) kennedy 2nd) mitchell, 3rd) Cotchin/Ablett

dee to get the most votes is grimes imo

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I get it.

Brynne Edelsten was carrying the Brownlow votes into the room inside her dress. She's working for Armaguard.

Either that or she thinks it's a fancy dress ball and she's come kitted out as an armadillo.

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Love Brownlow night. A chance to re-watch our failure round by agonizing round.

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Brynne Edelsten's dress is seriously the worst thing i have ever seen!!!

My tip for the brownlow is 1st) kennedy 2nd) mitchell, 3rd) Cotchin/Ablett

dee to get the most votes is grimes imo

Correction:

Brynne Edelsten's dress is seriously the second worst thing I have ever seen!!!

Her head wins the worst thing I have ever seen by a country punt.

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who has the hottest missus?

Brad Miller as usual.

Kennedy is doing well with the Columbian.

Meghan came to the game too late.

mine is pretty good too.

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Brynne is a good match for Carlscum. Imagine her with Jeanie Pratt in the same room.

Run..

So many plastic surgeons,so little time.

Posted

Correction:

Brynne Edelsten's dress is seriously the second worst thing I have ever seen!!!

Her head wins the worst thing I have ever seen by a country punt.

worst dress then. i do agree with you though!

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Here's one for all the people who want Chappy at our club next year.... (hint, check the caption)

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Those of the Baldarsebastard race all look the sameanyway.

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Quality of discussion on Demonland high as usual.

Not exactly Oxford Uni but we do the best with what we've got.

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