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Thar's a change a comin'

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No, not Blease getting a nomination for Rising Star, and no, Neeld hasn't handed in his resignation... Dunn has removed the 'tache!! It's gone! He is bereft of facial hair! He's had a shave!

This will be joyous news to his numerous critics.

 

Maybe he had a job interview?

And there shall be rejoicing in the streets until the end of our days.

Does anyone have a picture?

 
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EDIT: Does anyone have a picture?

According to a Nathan Jones tweet: "Can't get a photo of the mo! He wants serious $$$"... so I'm assuming the answer is no.

According to a Nathan Jones tweet: "Can't get a photo of the mo! He wants serious $$$"... so I'm assuming the answer is no.

But ask, and Mitch Clark shall provide!

http://t.co/Z9TFsN2G


Turning point in Dunny's career.

He's a keeper.

:mellow:

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But ask, and Mitch Clark shall provide!

http://t.co/Z9TFsN2G

Now we'll have to call him "Laurel" Dunn.

 

Might have saved Travis Johnstone...


My memory is getting a bit hazy with the passing years, but I seem to recall the great Norm Smith telling Bernie Massey (I think that's who it was) that he wouldn't be playing on Saturday unless he got rid of his 'tache. Maybe Neeldy has had a similar discussion with Dunny, or maybe Dunny has just taken it upon himself to smarten up his act now that he finds himself on 'the List of Eleven'.

I'm pretty sure mr.burns told One of his players to shave his side burns or he wouldn't play against shelbyville in a softball match Springfield went on to win that game

I'm pretty sure mr.burns told One of his players to shave his side burns or he wouldn't play against shelbyville in a softball match Springfield went on to win that game

The player in question (Mattingley, I believe?) was dumped from the team, so probably a glimpse into the future.

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He won't be able to do any more of those Fosters adverts.

Let's hope it really lifts his game - time is on the wing for him.

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Turning point in the history of our club....things are starting to turn around.

HAHAHAHAHA


The jumper punch specialist now has a longer snoz. Tough guy antics may take a dive now. Opponents won't be falling to ground in laughter.

in my eyes he was only holding a spot in the team coz of hes sweet mo, delist or trade now he has no value anymore...

 

I remember what he was like before the mo...

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Had to love Bruce McAvaney's comment that was retweeted by Mitch Clark: "Still got a bit of pedophile about him though."


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