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Anyone see Fev in action tonight? Amazing!

I think we should push hard for him this trade period. Perhaps offer Yarrawonga pick 4 for him and a $700,00 per year contract to entice him back into the game? Could go very well down there next season in a support role with Clark.

Thoughts?

We only need a fillip for a year or two, as Cook, Williams, Fitz, Watts, TMac come on.

What do we need a has been for?

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not everyone got the joke !!

not everyone has a sense of humour

nor for that matterr does everyone have sense.

personally i reckon you could get away with a second round pick !! :unsure:

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Oh man, oh man. I thought the sentence "perhaps offer Yarrawonga pick 4 for him" would have made it clear that I was taking the urine!

It really has been a tough year for the MFC and consequently the Demonland faithful...

I think you needed to add a reference to Phil Scully and massive amounts of food to make it clear it was a joke. Or maybe add Bate into the mix. A player and a draft pick is always a more entertaining discussion.

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I actually think Fev could and should be able to play in the AFL for a couple of years yet. Cant see anyone giving him a run though

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I still believe we should get Nathan Ablett...he was best on ground for Werribee over Casey! BOG :)

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Seriously hope your taking the p*ss, Nathan Ablett is the definition of a spud - and one of the softest players

I have seen play the game, both mentally and physically.

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Anyone see Fev in action tonight? Amazing!

I think we should push hard for him this trade period. Perhaps offer Yarrawonga pick 4 for him and a $700,00 per year contract to entice him back into the game? Could go very well down there next season in a support role with Clark.

Thoughts?

Have to agree, we could swap our whole list for Fev, and wouldn't be any worse off.

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To be honest there have been so many terrible terrible threads at the moment that i didn't even begin to think it was a joke.

Edit: It was a terrible joke anyway.

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Anyone see Fev in action tonight? Amazing!

I think we should push hard for him this trade period. Perhaps offer Yarrawonga pick 4 for him and a $700,00 per year contract to entice him back into the game? Could go very well down there next season in a support role with Clark.

Thoughts?

Yarrawonga was a giveaway - I had a chuckle but I must admit, he's still an amazing kick!!

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This week takes the cake for bad threads.

?.....like the Juice one last week.

Move on folks.

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Or maybe come up with some better material?

To be honest there have been so many terrible terrible threads at the moment that i didn't even begin to think it was a joke.

Edit: It was a terrible joke anyway.

what do you suggest?

I know, how many Demonland members does it take to change a light bulb?

ANSWER:

None. Because they were all too busy arguing with one another about whether Jack Watts will "make it" or not that they didn't even realise the bulb had blown and they were sitting in the dark!*

BA-BOOM-TSCH!

Thank-you, thank-you, i'm here performing until Melbourne wins it's next premiership.

So looks like you will have to put up with me for a while!

*please note that in light of recent circumstances and keeping jokes fresh, the line "whether Jack Watts will "make it" or not " can be substituted for "what draft pick to use on Jack Viney" or whatever is relevant at the time.

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