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Tragedy Strikes For Demon Fans

Range Rover
in Melbourne Demons

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I don't ski, but....

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Guess I'll be off to the accountant to see if I can dodge any more tax

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    I don't get it, tragedy? Surely price is no issue for us, and we can now enjoy the ski fields all to ourselves whilst the dregs of society make do with sneaking into Oakleigh Ice Skating Rink.

    Tallyho.

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    ohhhh I get it, cos we're all skiing, range rover driving, snooty, poshies... brilliant, how did you come up with this new and enlightening humor..........

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    ohhhh I get it, cos we're all skiing, range rover driving, snooty, poshies... brilliant, how did you come up with this new and enlightening humor..........

    Why are you always so grumpy stuie?

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    I seem to recall an email from the club very recently that had something in it to do with skiing holidays? Rather ironic I bought.

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    Cos he barracks for Melbourne.

    I'm still high fiving unicorns after last weekend. See how we go after Monday.

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    I don't get it, tragedy? Surely price is no issue for us, and we can now enjoy the ski fields all to ourselves whilst the dregs of society make do with sneaking into Oakleigh Ice Skating Rink.

    Tallyho.

    Due the the European Union falling to pieces , the French Alps are actually cheaper to ski than ever.The only problem being that there are a lot of French there. I'm off to the club for a couple of snorts .
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    Pathetic post RR!

    Hardtack's post is spot-on.

    In fairness to all, I guess my sense of humour re MFC is long gone.

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    I'm still high fiving unicorns after last weekend. See how we go after Monday.

    Thanks, needed a laugh!!!

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    The Couldabeens started this irritating stereotype decades ago and for some reason it regularly pops up on our own fan site ! As we attempt to be a more inclusive club , the "snow" jibe is everywhere - particularly down at the Cattery in recent times.

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    Tragedy Strikes For Demon Fans

    Ha!!!! Very cute.....

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    Personally I'm outraged by this so called Melbourne stereotype. Pure fiction if you ask me. Yes I ski but never on Queens Birthday. In fact I only ski mid week so I can avoid the riff raff, and I would never drive a Range Rover. After all the Discovery is just as good and 20k's cheaper. Bartender one more Jagermeister please before I hit Big D again.

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    The Couldabeens started this irritating stereotype decades ago and for some reason it regularly pops up on our own fan site ! As we attempt to be a more inclusive club , the "snow" jibe is everywhere - particularly down at the Cattery in recent times.

    I don't understand why people think being stereotyped as educated and well-off is a negative thing. I would take our stereotype every day of the week over Collingwood or Richmond's.

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    I don't understand why people think being stereotyped as educated and well-off is a negative thing. I would take our stereotype every day of the week over Collingwood or Richmond's.

    The only time I get a little annoyed about the Melbourne stereotype is when it implies that I (or we) don't care about our team (I think I'll just go to the snow) and/or that we don't know our own players (go number nine).

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