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Brent - try hard to find another club but you are not worth what we are paying you at the moment

"Good Luck"

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".... and whilst we are at it Jonesy's and Clarks Tatts are better too!"

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Brent - try hard to find another club but you are not worth what we are paying you at the moment

"Good Luck"

To Neeld " Oh boss its not like that at all realy truely you goota believe me !

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"so you want to take on Judd & the Carlton midfield Brent..really?? Look me in the eye and say that. The MFC needs a committed answer".


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"Icecream headcache?"

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"Hey, you'll never guess what happened, man."

"Uh, you broke the key off in the lock?"

"HOW DID YOU KNOW?"

"Hey, did you really, man?!?"

"Yeah, I must have turned it the wrong way or somethin', coz it broke right off in the lock, man."


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Moloney: 'I'm so focussed on your game plan I'm even working on my eye twitches. Look! 2 at once. How's that for effort?'

Neeld: 'My eyes are wide open Brent. WIDE F*#KING OPEN!'

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"Beamer-you want one last chance to play seniors"

BM-"are you that desperate for mids?"

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Moloney: Hey, give the ball back! I was using it! How am I gonna improve if you are the one who is holding the footys!

Neeld: I'm coaching a future powerhouse club, excuses like that are now unacceptable, how are you going to find the ball on the field if you can't find it at training!

Moloney: But you snatched it right from me!

Neeld: Excuses, excuses Brett. It might have something to do with your core strength being down.

Moloney: What about that extra $200,000 for my contract?

Neeld: Mate, I've told you, you keep spending your dough on ruddy tattoos! You might be able to buy the new iPad or whatever the hell you want if you spent some time in the Gym instead of the tattoo parlour!!

Moloney: If I get a tattoo of your face too will you pay me that extra money to keep me at the club?

Neeld: Deal. We still need hard bodies.

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This is a [censored] thread. Moloney won our B&F. He maybe out of form but he does not deserve this ridicule. The problems go deeper than 1 player.

Sorry ... you want to shop yourself out in the club's hour of need you open yourself up to scorn.

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