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I blame Jack Watts for the p#ss poor acting in Neighbours! Actually I blame Jack Watts for Neighbours!


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I blame Jack Watts for Biffen's interest in me.

I blame Jack Watts for pulp in orange juice.

I blame Jack Watts for pickles in cheeseburgers.

I blame Jack Watts for the TV series "Lost"

I blame Jack Watts for my other account being banned!!

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Great thread

I finally got one

I blame Jack for the broken jaws of Gysberts and Viney

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I blame Jack Watts for the "Everyone Stand Up And Applaud Mark Neeld" thread !

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I blame Him for the situation in Syria.

If he had played better they would be watching him and would have forgotten about fighting

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for The Ox quitting mid season

for Jimmy running across Buckenara's mark

for the dollar signs in Daren Jolly's eyes

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i blame JW for this nasty row with robert doyle !

http://www.theage.co...0516-1yrdz.html

stop playing politics and start concentrating on the footy !

ed: just re-read the story - seems like watts might be reported too...

"In his letter, Cr Doyle said he had decided not to proceed with a formal investigation. But he noted the concerns were serious enough that Cr Watts could be reported"

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I blame Jack Watts for the "Demonland Feelings Poll" thread.

All I've had going round in my head today is "Feelings..... nothing more than feelings" and that's the only part of the song that I know!

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I blame Jack Watts for the "Demonland Feelings Poll" thread.

All I've had going round in my head today is "Feelings..... nothing more than feelings" and that's the only part of the song that I know!

Just don't post it on "Nuggets" music videos FGS !

I blame Jack Watts for having the temerity to pick up 34 possessions in a 101 pt loss .

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I blame jack watts for...

... The Hindenburg

... The titanic

... Pompeii

... Dante's peak... For that matter, pierce Bronson

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I blame jack watts for...

... The Hindenburg

... The titanic

... Pompeii

... Dante's peak... For that matter, pierce Bronson

Or Dante's 'La Divina Comedia'. Right now the MFC is in that chapter about the inferno otherwise known as hell. And I blame Jack Watts for that, too.

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For eradicating Small Pox.... Am I doing it right?

Archer. Brilliant show.

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Or Dante's 'La Divina Comedia'. Right now the MFC is in that chapter about the inferno otherwise known as hell. And I blame Jack Watts for that, too.

For that matter, I blame Jack Watts for Dante's Inferno, the anime.....

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