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Great one. Was the lobotomy part of his rehab?

apparently sheedy wanted to make sure there was no mfc feeling there.....but they couldn't find any.....didn't find anything else either

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    Roadkill possum on his head

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    "Help me , I'm turning into a racoon" ! Is that cos I told lies ?

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    T$ - "What are you looking at ?"

    Other Bloke - "Not sure . It looks like a dead possom but part of it is missing . I wonder where the rest of it is ?"

    T$ - "Yeah , I wonder ?" "By the way , what do think of my new haircut ?"

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    This pic so deserves a Caption Contest.......over to you folks :)

    "HOLD THE PIC"...............................there's 2 bucks down there.

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    It looks like he's sporting Jack Trengove's number and a terrific new hair cut ...

    GIANTS JUMPER NUMBERS REVEALED

    What a very average website for what will be very average team.As for $cully and his hair cut....$6milion in his account and the best he can do is get his Dad to cut his hair for him in the backyard!!!

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    This pic so deserves a Caption Contest.......over to you folks :)

    "I spent 6 years in Blacktown and all I got was this stupid f$&@ing haircut".

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    "Look at me! I'm Davy Crockett"

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    "i hope i don't get tagged by that superstar liam picken again"

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    The season hasn't even started and they've already got their heads down.

    For the record, I think GW$ was smart in not giving $cully the captaincy. He showed last season that he cannot be a leader. Regardless of whether he had signed the contract before or after the season, he should have behaved differently. He proved that he would rather his teammates stand up for him week in and week out rather than stand up for himself. These are not the actions of a leader, and if a captain has these qualities then his club will never be anything more than mediocre.

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    James McDonald #38 - it's all wrong

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    apparently sheedy wanted to make sure there was no mfc feeling there.....but they couldn't find any.....didn't find anything else either

    I think the 'genes' were based primarily of 'chicken salt'.

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    Roadkill possum on his head.

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    I'm so 'Tuff', me mums clippers ran out of batteries.

    Wait till she gives me 'Tips'.

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    I'm not sure what's worse, his haircut, or some of the 'funnies' on here.

    Please choose.

    I think it's obvious.

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    I was listening to SEN this morning they had an interview with Luke Power, when asked about T$ he slipped with , "if he can get his body right" and then changed the subject really quickly, I reckon he's was overlooked for the captain due to dodgy knee etc etc.

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    SALARY in 2012: $2.8 million

    PARENTS SALARY: $100,000

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    The moment you realise you have to play in Blacktown and Canberra: Priceless.

    That's an alright effort...

    Not great.

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    stop embarrassing yourselves guys by paying out Tom Scully. Seriously, stop trying to make yourselves feel better. He was a gun at Melbourne, and will be one of the best players in the AFL for the remaining 10 or so years of his playing career. It's no fluke that he was targeted specifically by GWS and offered him the most money in the AFL. no fluke.

    Lets get over the loss and use the 2 inadequate "compensation" picks at next draft and hope to God that one of them is half as good as Tom Scully.

    Paying out?

    Isn't that what GWS is doing?

    Boom.

    Seriously, Freak the kid should* be a gun, but don't tell us he was a gun for the Demons.

    We lionise Jim Stynes and people jump down throats, if you lionise Tom Scully they will draw and quarter you, or keel-haul you, or...um...waterboard you (to bring that up to modern torture methods).

    *Knees permitting.

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    #8 "Jesus Voldemort what the fcuk happened to your head"

    #9 "When Dipper said he wanted to play "Cowboys & Indians" I didn't realise he was going to try and scalp me"

    #8 "You were lucky he didn't suggest "Doctors & Nurses" or he would probably have torn you a new one"

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