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On 28 August 2016 at 6:13 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

You made me think about mirkens so I just inspected my collection. I've been careless and the moths have got to them.

All this talk of mirkens has left a nasty taste in my mouth !!!!!

Posted
1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I think that says more about you than him Moonie!

 

That I don't know some ugly looking guy with a bad name?

Actually I do: Uncle Bitter!

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Now as you all know, Uncle Bitter isn't one to betray confidences, so I'm keeping this among mates.

My very reliable sources tell that Biffen was before the courts today. ... (Again)

Let's just say it was for "anti social behaviour" .                                                     Which doesn't seem unreasonable to me.

Anyway ... apparently Biffen pleads his innocence. Ha Ha Ha ...FMD .. if you have ever seen Biffen , the scruffy [censored] would immediately be considered guilty.

Second mistake. The smart mouth [censored] decides to defend himself!!

Final mistake. "It was all a misunderstanding" . Apparently hard evidence from the coppers suggested otherwise and poor old Biffo was done.

Well [censored] him I say!!

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2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Now as you all know, Uncle Bitter isn't one to betray confidences, so I'm keeping this among mates.

My very reliable sources tell that Biffen was before the courts today. ... (Again)

Let's just say it was for "anti social behaviour" .                                                     Which doesn't seem unreasonable to me.

Anyway ... apparently Biffen pleads his innocence. Ha Ha Ha ...FMD .. if you have ever seen Biffen , the scruffy [censored] would immediately be considered guilty.

Second mistake. The smart mouth [censored] decides to defend himself!!

Final mistake. "It was all a misunderstanding" . Apparently hard evidence from the coppers suggested otherwise and poor old Biffo was done.

Well [censored] him I say!!

Uncle you realise that while Biffo was in court today some poor sod fell out of a window at the Gat head first! Once he leaves others in charge, the place turns to chaos. Why is he so persecuted by the plod? 

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FMD, Whorethorn have just declared that they are the 'underdogs' for the premiership this year. 

Yeah, sure... Because they've come all the way from outside the 8 this year or the last 3 years to scrape into the finals?


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BBO, 

you will be disappointed to know I am free as a bird and had a wonderful weekend. 

The wheels of justice turned slowly but the insanity plea coupled with my wish to have the charges upgraded to attempted genocide, and the case moved to the Hague raised a few eyebrows in the court,

I waited for several hours for my defence counsel to arrive and kept telling the clerk "My lawyer is running late" 

Suspicion was arrived at when I listed my representative simply as "Redleg"

Never again will I attempt to burn down Etihad.

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58 minutes ago, Biffen said:

BBO, 

you will be disappointed to know I am free as a bird and had a wonderful weekend. 

The wheels of justice turned slowly but the insanity plea coupled with my wish to have the charges upgraded to attempted genocide, and the case moved to the Hague raised a few eyebrows in the court,

I waited for several hours for my defence counsel to arrive and kept telling the clerk "My lawyer is running late" 

Suspicion was arrived at when I listed my representative simply as "Redleg"

Never again will I attempt to burn down Etihad.

It's something of a Yossarian situation.

You couldn't be insane if you wanted to burn down Etihad!

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Strange world we live in.

Uncle Bitter has little else to do ATM, so allow me to share the following with you.

An article in the Weekend Orstralian highlights author, Susan Faludi's reaction to her father having a sex change at age 76.

......." my father stood in the doorway in her crimson bathrobe".

 

 

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11 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Strange world we live in.

Uncle Bitter has little else to do ATM, so allow me to share the following with you.

An article in the Weekend Orstralian highlights author, Susan Faludi's reaction to her father having a sex change at age 76.

......." my father stood in the doorway in her crimson bathrobe".

 

 

Was it a proper sex change or did he just learn that trick where you hide it between your legs? 

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1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Was it a proper sex change or did he just learn that trick where you hide it between your legs? 

Interesting that you raise that point Ethan.

There was an old football story about that very trick and the nickname of a famous footballer of years past.

I wonder how many here remember it.

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36 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Interesting that you raise that point Ethan.

There was an old football story about that very trick and the nickname of a famous footballer of years past.

I wonder how many here remember it.

Michael 'Tuck' or perhaps Robert 'Hyde'?

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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Strange world we live in.

Uncle Bitter has little else to do ATM, so allow me to share the following with you.

An article in the Weekend Orstralian highlights author, Susan Faludi's reaction to her father having a sex change at age 76.

......." my father stood in the doorway in her crimson bathrobe".

 

 

surprised you have little to do atm, uncle

i thought you'd be flat out preparing the lads for the royal melbourne show. i'm sure earl will be busy packing his guava paste show bags. 

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42 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

surprised you have little to do atm, uncle

i thought you'd be flat out preparing the lads for the royal melbourne show. i'm sure earl will be busy packing his guava paste show bags. 

Uncle Bitters has done his job getting the lads impregnated dc. Now it's a waiting game to see if the outcome is worthy of the RMS... and more importantly, which category they fit into.

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8 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Uncle Bitters has done his job getting the lads impregnated dc. Now it's a waiting game to see if the outcome is worthy of the RMS... and more importantly, which category they fit into.

you shouldn't mock animal husbandry, moonie. apart from risking a severe rebuke from stuie, you should recognise that it is a very ancient and revered custom requiring great skills, stamina and patience

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2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

you shouldn't mock animal husbandry, moonie. apart from risking a severe rebuke from stuie, you should recognise that it is a very ancient and revered custom requiring great skills, stamina and patience

Are you suggesting it is a hobby of Stu's? That figures...


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2 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Are you suggesting it is a hobby of Stu's? That figures...

i wouldn't go that far moonie, just that he is the great defender of social justice liberalism 

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Not long ago I read this thread and I was concerned because I didn't have the first clue what youse were on about.

Now I'm actually  more worried because I'm reading this thread  and I think I actually get it. In my addled mind that is more of a worry.

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1 hour ago, pineapple dee said:

Not long ago I read this thread and I was concerned because I didn't have the first clue what youse were on about.

Now I'm actually  more worried because I'm reading this thread  and I think I actually get it. In my addled mind that is more of a worry.

you should be worried, pd, if you think you are getting it, it's time to up your medication

Posted
1 hour ago, pineapple dee said:

Not long ago I read this thread and I was concerned because I didn't have the first clue what youse were on about.

Now I'm actually  more worried because I'm reading this thread  and I think I actually get it. In my addled mind that is more of a worry.

If you think you've got it PD, then you definitely haven't. Unless you look down and can see yourself in a straight jacket and your name is Randle McMurphy. 

Posted
12 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

Not long ago I read this thread and I was concerned because I didn't have the first clue what youse were on about.

Now I'm actually  more worried because I'm reading this thread  and I think I actually get it. In my addled mind that is more of a worry.

Time you went cold turkey and went back to pineapples rather than bananas. 

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I will out myself and declare Pineapples have always been my preference over bananas, though I do love a banana thick shake.

Posted
20 minutes ago, pineapple dee said:

I will out myself and declare Pineapples have always been my preference over bananas, though I do love a banana thick shake.

Strongly recommend pineapples indeed any fruit other than bananas. If you are tempted to have a banana after reading posts on this thread you know it's time to go cold turkey. Also time to go cold turkey if you start to develop an affectionate feeling toward any of the posters, one in particular. And, if after a period of time, you begin to feel this is normal, you definitely need to seek medical advice.  

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