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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Now now Ernie don't be so sensitive.  Merely a matter of genuine curiosity. 

Does genuine curiosity have another meaning? Along sadomasochistic lines. 

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    I too actually thought it gutterish. Not because I'm involved but purely as unlike a lot of other fantastic or fictional representation of some form of abstract this was childish and puerile. Again not because it seemed reminiscent of the readers column of Hustler but quite frankly you're better than that BBO. Lift your game mate.

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    fcs earl, bring back bbo from china before it's too late, he's obviously going troppo or the commies have hacked his account

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    On ‎20‎/‎04‎/‎2016 at 11:32 AM, Moonshadow said:

     

     

    13 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    fcs earl, bring back bbo from china before it's too late, he's obviously going troppo or the commies have hacked his account

    DC we tried to recall him last week but he has "Gone Rogue" on us. Yesterday's audit report has found excessive travel costs, zero evidence of Uncle contacting our prospective franchisees in China and worse still kilos of guava essence are unaccounted for.

    If he is ODing on G essence that would explain his erratic behavior.

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    8 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

     

    DC we tried to recall him last week but he has "Gone Rogue" on us. Yesterday's audit report has found excessive travel costs, zero evidence of Uncle contacting our prospective franchisees in China and worse still kilos of guava essence are unaccounted for.

    If he is ODing on G essence that would explain his erratic behavior.

    maybe it's time to proceed with "extreme predjudice", earl before things get really snafu'ed and ensure there are no links traceable back to you 

    this post will self destruct before the [censored] next crows

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    2 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

     

    DC we tried to recall him last week but he has "Gone Rogue" on us. Yesterday's audit report has found excessive travel costs, zero evidence of Uncle contacting our prospective franchisees in China and worse still kilos of guava essence are unaccounted for.

    If he is ODing on G essence that would explain his erratic behavior.

    He went Rogue a long time ago Earl.

    It is hardly erratic behaviour for an established international pervert.

    I wish the Chinese govt luck in capturing him and even more so in their re-education of this recalcitrant.

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    1 hour ago, Biffen said:

    He went Rogue a long time ago Earl.

    It is hardly erratic behaviour for an established international pervert.

    I wish the Chinese govt luck in capturing him and even more so in their re-education of this recalcitrant.

    His erratic, squandering behaviour is better suited to North Korea Biff.

    He'd be besties with Lil' Kim in no time.

    Would stand up to those Seoul Capitalists too.

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    5 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

     

    DC we tried to recall him last week but he has "Gone Rogue" on us. Yesterday's audit report has found excessive travel costs, zero evidence of Uncle contacting our prospective franchisees in China and worse still kilos of guava essence are unaccounted for.

    If he is ODing on G essence that would explain his erratic behavior.

    Uncle Bitter is currently enjoying the high life in Batu Feringgi at a 6 star resort. I received an escort to the airport in Shanghai and a strange stamp was smeared over my visa. All a bit odd but it saved a taxi fare.

    Earl your expense advance was inadequate so I had to book up some charges for my "special needs" . The "Triad Corporation" were very helpful and agreed that their Melbourne agents would collect direct from you. 

    I gave them the address of your hipster pad in Fitzroy - hope that works out well for you.

    Had a lovely dinner last night and quaffed plenty of a half decent Chillean red. Mine host was a tough old Sheila of Chinese South African extraction . She spoke English, Bahasa Malaysia and Japanese. Her late husband was Indian and she introduced me to her rather exotic looking daughters. ( No Ernie, I didn't go the grope) 

    Wine is quite expensive here but good old Uncle is splashing the cash and contributing generously to the local economy.

    Toodlepip!!!!

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Uncle Bitter is currently enjoying the high life in Batu Feringgi at a 6 star resort. I received an escort to the airport in Shanghai and a strange stamp was smeared over my visa. All a bit odd but it saved a taxi fare.

    Earl your expense advance was inadequate so I had to book up some charges for my "special needs" . The "Triad Corporation" were very helpful and agreed that their Melbourne agents would collect direct from you. 

    I gave them the address of your hipster pad in Fitzroy - hope that works out well for you.

    Had a lovely dinner last night and quaffed plenty of a half decent Chillean red. Mine host was a tough old Sheila of Chinese South African extraction . She spoke English, Bahasa Malaysia and Japanese. Her late husband was Indian and she introduced me to her rather exotic looking daughters. ( No Ernie, I didn't go the grope) 

    Wine is quite expensive here but good old Uncle is splashing the cash and contributing generously to the local economy.

    Toodlepip!!!!

    Dear Uncle Bitters, The  closest I ever got to  "Knock Shop" was listening to The Alex Harvey band belting out "Next".. a rather dubious song about waiting in line for some , er fullfilment!

     Sounds like Uncle Bitter, that The Old Sheila spoke in may tongues!??

    Hopefully, you didn't have to resort to a cold can of "Tom Piper" Pickeled Tongues in Aspic??

    Also, I believe the possibility exists that the Old Sheila's Husband may of expired of cardiac arrest, possibly due to over exersion of the primary directive!

    I think Uncle, please exercise all due caution as we would not like to see our Favourite Uncle come back with a rare tropical condition which had not yet been catalogued ! 

    All the best

    PF

     

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    3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Uncle Bitter is currently enjoying the high life in Batu Feringgi at a 6 star resort. I received an escort to the airport in Shanghai and a strange stamp was smeared over my visa. All a bit odd but it saved a taxi fare.

    Earl your expense advance was inadequate so I had to book up some charges for my "special needs" . The "Triad Corporation" were very helpful and agreed that their Melbourne agents would collect direct from you. 

    I gave them the address of your hipster pad in Fitzroy - hope that works out well for you.

    Had a lovely dinner last night and quaffed plenty of a half decent Chillean red. Mine host was a tough old Sheila of Chinese South African extraction . She spoke English, Bahasa Malaysia and Japanese. Her late husband was Indian and she introduced me to her rather exotic looking daughters. ( No Ernie, I didn't go the grope) 

    Wine is quite expensive here but good old Uncle is splashing the cash and contributing generously to the local economy.

    Toodlepip!!!!

    Got to laugh at a guy that speaks about himself in the third person!

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    1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

    Got to laugh at a guy that speaks about himself in the third person!

    The great Biffen does not see the funny side Lunar one.

    Biffen considers it appropriate.

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    14 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    The great Biffen does not see the funny side Lunar one.

    Biffen considers it appropriate.

    You should do that in every post Biffen. Make it your literary genre. Like it.

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    8 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    You should do that in every post Biffen. Make it your literary genre. Like it.

    the ghost who walks is not amused, loonie :wacko:

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    the ghost who walks is not amused, loonie :wacko:

    You're crowding the genre dc. 

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    I have an idea :P

    Why not a sub genre of this thread titled 

    "ASK UNCLE BITTER"

    It would be run along similar lines of the old Truth Newspaper column 'Heart Balm" Where all your questions regarding love, romance and the ensuing problems can be dealt with by our very own "Specialist"  Uncle Bitter?:rolleyes:

    THOUGHTS??

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    1 hour ago, picket fence said:

    I have an idea :P

    Why not a sub genre of this thread titled 

    "ASK UNCLE BITTER"

    It would be run along similar lines of the old Truth Newspaper column 'Heart Balm" Where all your questions regarding love, romance and the ensuing problems can be dealt with by our very own "Specialist"  Uncle Bitter?:rolleyes:

    THOUGHTS??

    Stick to bagging our players picket. 

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    1 hour ago, picket fence said:

    I have an idea :P

    Why not a sub genre of this thread titled 

    "ASK UNCLE BITTER"

    It would be run along similar lines of the old Truth Newspaper column 'Heart Balm" Where all your questions regarding love, romance and the ensuing problems can be dealt with by our very own "Specialist"  Uncle Bitter?:rolleyes:

    THOUGHTS??

    John Howard called, Picket. He wants his metaphor back.

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    1 hour ago, picket fence said:

    I have an idea :P

    Why not a sub genre of this thread titled 

    "ASK UNCLE BITTER"

    It would be run along similar lines of the old Truth Newspaper column 'Heart Balm" Where all your questions regarding love, romance and the ensuing problems can be dealt with by our very own "Specialist"  Uncle Bitter?:rolleyes:

    THOUGHTS??

    I think you've brought this up before picket. Just had deja`vu.

    Fell free to pm BBO if you want to express your B$ love and romance, but leave this discussion here to 'no B$' and bananas. 

     

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    2 hours ago, picket fence said:

    I have an idea :P

    Why not a sub genre of this thread titled 

    "ASK UNCLE BITTER"

    It would be run along similar lines of the old Truth Newspaper column 'Heart Balm" Where all your questions regarding love, romance and the ensuing problems can be dealt with by our very own "Specialist"  Uncle Bitter?:rolleyes:

    THOUGHTS??

    God help me Picket, the man, woman or Intersex already has an ego the size of Eddies. He would become uncontrollable or alternatively take himself so seriously he would become a crashing bore. Given that he already thinks he is a sexologist this could be dangerous!

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    1 hour ago, hemingway said:

    God help me Picket, the man, woman or Intersex already has an ego the size of Eddies. He would become uncontrollable or alternatively take himself so seriously he would become a crashing bore. Given that he already thinks he is a sexologist this could be dangerous!

    but it could have kept him focused !! :unsure:

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    I have just had another thought! Maybe Uncle and I can start up our own psychological, forum

    We could call it "Bitter Fence"?

    Come one come ye alll   ALL YOUR PROBLEMS Profesionally managed and guided!!

    Office open for business!!

    I do ,Like the sound of that !!

    Edited by picket fence

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    On 21 June 2016 at 6:25 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Uncle Bitter is currently enjoying the high life in Batu Feringgi at a 6 star resort. I received an escort to the airport in Shanghai and a strange stamp was smeared over my visa. All a bit odd but it saved a taxi fare.

    Earl your expense advance was inadequate so I had to book up some charges for my "special needs" . The "Triad Corporation" were very helpful and agreed that their Melbourne agents would collect direct from you. 

    I gave them the address of your hipster pad in Fitzroy - hope that works out well for you.

    Had a lovely dinner last night and quaffed plenty of a half decent Chillean red. Mine host was a tough old Sheila of Chinese South African extraction . She spoke English, Bahasa Malaysia and Japanese. Her late husband was Indian and she introduced me to her rather exotic looking daughters. ( No Ernie, I didn't go the grope) 

    Wine is quite expensive here but good old Uncle is splashing the cash and contributing generously to the local economy.

    Toodlepip!!!!

    Just to let DLanders know that I may be off the air for some time. There have been some problems at my Fitzroy Warehouse and I have had to beat a retreat to my Surf Coast enclave. For some reason my Warehouse was invaded by some asian looking types looking for trouble and yelling about some unpaid invoices. I haven't seen Hudson since I sent him to evict them from the premises. I myself being a master of disguise was of course able to slip straight past the thugs and get to the Bentley unscathed. I am not sure what this is all about, they must be Chinese agents seeking the secret essence of Guava formula. I fear Uncle may be involved in this somewhere! 

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