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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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7 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I’ve been called a lot of things on here, eg: crazy, unhinged, deranged. And I’ve no problem with that; in fact, I embrace it (I have to because it’s true). But… I’m “Slow”?? Dem’s fightin’ words, DD! I hereby challenge you to a duel. A Brain-off, if you will. I don’t even know what that is but I’m challenging you anyways. 20 paces at dawn (I’ve always wanted to say that). Our weapons? Words! 

Here you both go.

  1. 26 L of the A
  2. 7 D of the W
  3. 7 W of the W
  4. 12 S of the Z
  5. 66 B of the B
  6. 52 C in a P (W J)
  7. 13 S in the U S F
  8. 18 H on a G C
  9. 39 B of the O T
  10. 5 T on a F
  11. 90 D in a R A
  12. 3 B M (S H T R)
  13. 32 is the T in D F at which W F
  14. 15 P in a R T
  15. 3 W on a T
  16. 100 C in a D
  17. 11 P in a F (S) T
  18. 12 M in a Y
  19. 13 is U F S
  20. 8 T on an O
  21. 29 D in F in a L Y
  22. 27 B in the N T
  23. 365 D in a Y
  24. 13 L in a B D
  25. 52 W in a Y
  26. 9 L of a C
  27. 60 M in an H
  28. 23 P of C in the H B
  29. 64 S on a C B
  30. 9 P in S A
  31. 6 B to an O in C
  32. 1000 Y in a M
  33. 15 M on a D M C
  34. 29 T in P F T?
  35. 5 L from A are V ??
  36. 12 N in C
  37. 2 E in F
  38. 11 P in CT
  39. 9 P in U
  40. 19 C in CB
  41. 24 F in M
  42. 3600 S in H
  43. 29 S in I
  44. 5 O in W
  45. 3 S in W
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7 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Here you both go.

  1. 26 L of the A
  2. 7 D of the W
  3. 7 W of the W
  4. 12 S of the Z
  5. 66 B of the B
  6. 52 C in a P (W J)
  7. 13 S in the U S F
  8. 18 H on a G C
  9. 39 B of the O T
  10. 5 T on a F
  11. 90 D in a R A
  12. 3 B M (S H T R)
  13. 32 is the T in D F at which W F
  14. 15 P in a R T
  15. 3 W on a T
  16. 100 C in a D
  17. 11 P in a F (S) T
  18. 12 M in a Y
  19. 13 is U F S
  20. 8 T on an O
  21. 29 D in F in a L Y
  22. 27 B in the N T
  23. 365 D in a Y
  24. 13 L in a B D
  25. 52 W in a Y
  26. 9 L of a C
  27. 60 M in an H
  28. 23 P of C in the H B
  29. 64 S on a C B
  30. 9 P in S A
  31. 6 B to an O in C
  32. 1000 Y in a M
  33. 15 M on a D M C
  34. 29 T in P F T?
  35. 5 L from A are V ??
  36. 12 N in C
  37. 2 E in F
  38. 11 P in CT
  39. 9 P in U
  40. 19 C in CB
  41. 24 F in M
  42. 3600 S in H
  43. 29 S in I
  44. 5 O in W
  45. 3 S in W

At the risk of being thought of as 'slow' ...that list is doing my head in ...😵‍💫

Methinks you forgot the clue(s) ...

 

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21 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

I'll give you the answers to the first two. You'll get the idea. Most of them are pretty obscure though.

26 letters of the alphabet.

7 days of the week.........

Thanks. 

Got it.  A few more:

  • 4:  12 Signs of the Zodiac!
  • 6:  52 Cards in a Pack
  • 18: 12 Months in the Year

I'm happy now! 🙃

I can solve quite a few others but how does the list help in the 'War of Words' duel?

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40 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

Thanks. 

Got it.  A few more:

  • 4:  12 Signs of the Zodiac!
  • 6:  52 Cards in a Pack
  • 18: 12 Months in the Year

I'm happy now! 🙃

I can solve quite a few others but how does the list help in the 'War of Words' duel?

More of a brain off.

But then again it's probably as relevant as this entire thread.

Ps. Well done on those.

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20. Eight tentacles on an octopus.

21. 29 days in February in a leap year 

24. 13 loaves in a baker’s dozen

38. 11 players in (a) cricket team

29. 64 pieces on a chess board

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8.  18 Holes on a Golf Course

13.  32 The Fahrenheit temperature at which water freezes

14.  15 Players in a Rugby Team (Union)

15.  100 Cents in a Dollar

17.  11 Players in a Soccer Team

23.  365 Days in a Year

25.  52 Weeks in a Year

27.  60 Minutes in an Hour

32.  1000 Years in a Millenium

42.  3600 Seconds in Hour

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This book might help DD

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But I reckon @WalkingCivilWar will win a War of Words anytime, anywhere, anyone.

Good luck!!

Thanks Luc.  But is there a Kindle version as i will need to have it on constant playback for even 10% to stick!??

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6 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

More of a brain off.

But then again it's probably as relevant as this entire thread.

Ps. Well done on those.

I got all of them in 5 minutes but i was waylaid and couldn't post all my triumphs.

Just so youse all know i got them all i'll give you a brief extract so you know i'm ridgy didge on this...

44.   5.0. in Waikiki

Haha and as i type that Curtin FM in Perth plays Hawaii 5.0. theme song ...what the!

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I got all of them in 5 minutes but i was waylaid and couldn't post all my triumphs.

Just so youse all know i got them all i'll give you a brief extract so you know i'm ridgy didge on this...

44.   5.0. in Waikiki

Haha and as i type that Curtin FM in Perth plays Hawaii 5.0. theme song ...what the!

 

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Yep, run out won it.

And Marnus and Maxi’s superb fielding saved a couple of certain boundaries. Bring on the poms!!! 

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5.  66 Books in the Bible

9.  39 Books in the Old Testament

11.  90 Degrees in a Right Angle

22.  27 books in the New Testament

@leave it to deever  Which ones are still unsolved?

 

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5.  66 Books in the Bible

9.  39 Books in the Old Testament

11.  90 Degrees in a Right Angle

22.  27 books in the New Testament

@leave it to deever  Which ones are still unsolved?

 

I don't know. Sorry. But you did better than me.

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