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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Apparently he has been tailoring his evidence to suit himself.

So only telling half the story.

Have the guts to get on your knees and say that to his face.

 

Oscars favourite film is Gallipoli.

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Amazing , the Blues lose 4 games and the place is about to be torn down. We have been crap for about 8 years. Doesn't take much for those lousy Blues fans to jump ship.

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We have improved our defensive skills to only concede 6.5 marks inside the back 50 each game, down from 15 and we are now the best in the league at that.

That is also on the back of Chip and Dunn moving up forward and rejigging the backline. Also that is without arguably the club's best defender in Garland.


Amazing , the Blues lose 4 games and the place is about to be torn down. We have been crap for about 8 years. Doesn't take much for those lousy Blues fans to jump ship.

They still have 47 000 signed up members Redleg one or two more than us.

I doubt they will wallow on the bottom for seven years.

Having said that I am smiling right now.

The born to rule idea seems to be in trouble at present.

We have improved our defensive skills to only concede 6.5 marks inside the back 50 each game, down from 15 and we are now the best in the league at that.

That is also on the back of Chip and Dunn moving up forward and rejigging the backline. Also that is without arguably the club's best defender in Garland.

Or Goal Kicker (SB)

Why are no questions being asked at GWS about the value they get from former #1 pick Mulders bytch?

 

Because he is verboten in this thread.

However, as Redleg the lawyer will tell you, there's a three year limitation period and on 8 July 2014 the time runs out and we will be able to discuss the person and his grossly overweight and overpaid father to our hearts' contents.

Additionally, as from that date, posters will also be able to talk BS which they have refrained from hitherto for almost 3 years.


However, as Redleg the lawyer will tell you, there's a three year limitation period and on 8 July 2014 the time runs out and we will be able to discuss the person and his grossly overweight and overpaid father to our hearts' contents.

Additionally, as from that date, posters will also be able to talk BS which they have refrained from hitherto for almost 3 years.

Aha, that explains the bananas.

just spent an hour lurking on Talking Carlton

lovely schadenfreude experience

apart from the names it could have been demonland last year - same sentiments, words, expressions etc

i recommend it

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Now JT is out for the year. Next rookie about to be upgraded. Probably Jetta.

dropped into the gat after the game

couldn't find biffo anywhere

went for a leak and realised biffo had been there before

written on the wall was "to all virgins and lesbians - thanks for nothing"

However, as Redleg the lawyer will tell you, there's a three year limitation period and on 8 July 2014 the time runs out and we will be able to discuss the person and his grossly overweight and overpaid father to our hearts' contents.

Additionally, as from that date, posters will also be able to talk BS which they have refrained from hitherto for almost 3 years.

First I would like to see the rules WJ.

I have an extremely strong feeling you are making rules on the run.

It will a black day in hell when that person's name is mentioned here.

As Redleg would no doubt say

See ya in court WJ!


dropped into the gat after the game

couldn't find biffo anywhere

went for a leak and realised biffo had been there before

written on the wall was "to all virgins and lesbians - thanks for nothing"

You are certainly getting around DC.

Did you steal a fully charged mobility scooter and ride it down from Borewood or just "borrow " one of your lady friends cabcharge vouchers.

You are certainly getting around DC.

Did you steal a fully charged mobility scooter and ride it down from Borewood or just "borrow " one of your lady friends cabcharge vouchers.

haha no need biffo, public transport is free (isn't it?)

pistorious appears to be half the man he was before the trial.

He keeps shooting himself in the foot.

hows that possible ?

However, as Redleg the lawyer will tell you, there's a three year limitation period and on 8 July 2014 the time runs out and we will be able to discuss the person and his grossly overweight and overpaid father to our hearts' contents.

Additionally, as from that date, posters will also be able to talk BS which they have refrained from hitherto for almost 3 years.

There may be no mention of a certain person, but I think there are those who would say otherwise on the BS ... (which does not stand for banana smoothie, fortunately :blink:)

Come to think of it, I think your three year statute would qualify ... :)

dropped into the gat after the game

couldn't find biffo anywhere

went for a leak and realised biffo had been there before

written on the wall was "to all virgins and lesbians - thanks for nothing"

Biffen wouldn't have written that! He has exploited virgins and lesbians along with everything else exploitable


Biffen wouldn't have written that! He has exploited virgins and lesbians along with everything else exploitable

Any port in a storm for Biffen.

Any port in a storm for Biffen.

You've had a big night Moonie-you've already been totally eclipsed.

And turned pink.

 

You've had a big night Moonie-you've already been totally eclipsed.

And turned pink.

"Forever's gonna start tonight, Nothing I can do, A total eclipse of the heart" - to quote Bonnie Tyler.

Biffen wouldn't have written that! He has exploited virgins and lesbians along with everything else exploitable

i also noted you had been there bbo

scratched on the wall beside biffo's scrawl was written " Here's to the nipple, without it breasts would be pointless"

a dead give-away


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