Jump to content

The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

Featured Replies

  • Author
49 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

Less yellow before the dye, but often more yellow than high quality butter until the butter has been exposed to air for some time and developed that rich yellow colour 😍 I'm hungry now

Try a butternut snap.

  • Quote
    • Love 2
    • Haha 2
     
    14 hours ago, old dee said:

    Well said R and B. On another level how are you? 

    Good thanks OD. Keeping out of trouble. Looking forward to the game this week.

    And you? The grand-daughter must getting taller by the day!

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    9 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Try a butternut snap.

    Is that like a banana but from the opposite pocket? 😆

  • Quote
    • Like 3
    • Haha 2
     
    23 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Yeah nah, not an option, OD. If I have to drag my sad n sorry [censored] up the steps to get on the plane, so be it. I’m not missing being at this match. I have only a mild case and I’ve done everything I can for the past week to get better. I’m going to Sydney no matter what.

    The censored word starts with A and ends with SS

    Can't wait!

    *stares at my floordrobe in concern*

  • Quote
    • Thanks 1
    • Haha 2
    On 03/03/2024 at 22:25, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Thanks Deeves 💕

    I’ve had it once before, years ago and it was an awful experience. This time it’s way milder so I’m hoping to be ok to go to our opening round match. Fingers crossed. As well as…

    856CF2B2-89DB-4958-8133-BEF22533DA82.jpeg.8ed01cc3b3447a22bac554882e229246.jpeg

     

    And?😟...

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    10 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Good thanks OD. Keeping out of trouble. Looking forward to the game this week.

    And you? The grand-daughter must getting taller by the day!

    Ok just the trials of the aging process. 

  • Quote
    • Sad 1
    10 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    And?😟...

    B7103E3B-F1EC-4E3D-BD6A-55703C866505.thumb.jpeg.40f26af68e8dde4f97ebea9895a655ad.jpeg

    🥳🥳❤️💙🥳🥳

  • Quote
    1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    B7103E3B-F1EC-4E3D-BD6A-55703C866505.thumb.jpeg.40f26af68e8dde4f97ebea9895a655ad.jpeg

    🥳🥳❤️💙🥳🥳

    I hope your case is not handled by a swans fan you may never see it again. 

  • Quote
    • Haha 3
     
    On 05/03/2024 at 08:25, Redleg said:

    For today's question to ponder " is margarine more or less yellow than butter"?

    No

  • Quote
    • Haha 2

    2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    B7103E3B-F1EC-4E3D-BD6A-55703C866505.thumb.jpeg.40f26af68e8dde4f97ebea9895a655ad.jpeg

    🥳🥳❤️💙🥳🥳

    That takes care of the kitchen sink WCW, But where are your clothes??

  • Quote
    • Haha 3
    22 hours ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

    Less yellow before the dye, but often more yellow than high quality butter until the butter has been exposed to air for some time and developed that rich yellow colour 😍 I'm hungry now

    I used to embarrass my much higher income brother because when he'd take me to some of Melbourne's elite restaurants I'd be asking for more bread every time a waiter was in sight. Premium bread with quality butter is my happy place.

    In these adventures, once upon a time I had some of the world's best bread with some of the world's best butter.

    You could tell. It was bliss.

  • Quote
    • Love 1
    • Haha 2
    1 hour ago, picket fence said:

    That takes care of the kitchen sink WCW, But where are your clothes??

    On me. I’m NOT getting pinged $65 for exceeding the 7kg limit. First interstate match I attended was in Adelaide. Going home (we won that match 😁) the bag-weighing guy pulled me up for being 500g over and expected me to pay that ridiculous amount. So, right there in front of all and sundry I opened my case and proceeded to put all articles of clothing on, including three beanies. I looked like the Michelin Man but managed to not be slugged $65. Stick that up your Khyber, Jetstar 🤨

  • Quote

    I'll come back to the recent foregoing in due course, for my regular dose of amusement and befuddlement, but I must report something I've discovered while researching for a puzzle (not for here; breathe easy!), that might fit the entry criteria of this thread:

    Australia had never had a Prime Minister with a surname longer than 7 letters (7 of those, and 11 6s, 4 5s, and 5 4s). Until, that is, the last three in a row: TURNBULL, MORRISON, ALBANESE!

    Curse inflation!

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    • Haha 5
    • Author
    41 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    I'll come back to the recent foregoing in due course, for my regular dose of amusement and befuddlement, but I must report something I've discovered while researching for a puzzle (not for here; breathe easy!), that might fit the entry criteria of this thread:

    Australia had never had a Prime Minister with a surname longer than 7 letters (7 of those, and 11 6s, 4 5s, and 5 4s). Until, that is, the last three in a row: TURNBULL, MORRISON, ALBANESE!

    Curse inflation!

    Well lets get back to the shorter names.

    I note Dutton is 6 letters.

  • Quote
    • Haha 2
    • Shocked 1

    Noting earlier discussion on the matter, may I suggest this thread get in early and sponsor* BLAKE HOWES?

    B and S are his Alpha and Omega.

     

    (* = Talk about a lot, occasionally seriously)

     

  • Quote
    • Like 2
    14 hours ago, old dee said:

    Ok just the trials of the aging process. 

    You know what they say -- never complain about growing old, as many don't get the chance.

  • Quote
    • Like 3

    Anyone watching the second test from NZ on tv?

    Lunch time day 4, Aust five down with 100 to win. 

    You'd think curators would look after the ground surface, maybe sweep the pitch, keep people off the grass... But no, spectators permitted all over the oval during lunch, kids bowling and running on the pitch. Amazing really.

  • Quote
    • Shocked 3

    34 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Anyone watching the second test from NZ on tv?

    Lunch time day 4, Aust five down with 100 to win. 

    You'd think curators would look after the ground surface, maybe sweep the pitch, keep people off the grass... But no, spectators permitted all over the oval during lunch, kids bowling and running on the pitch. Amazing really.

    are you kidding?

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    On 05/03/2024 at 08:25, Redleg said:

    For today's question to ponder " is margarine more or less yellow than butter"?

    Can't believe you ask such a question......

  • Quote
    • Haha 1
    31 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    are you kidding?

    Only 8,000 at ground, but a couple of hundred on the oval at the lunch break

  • Quote
    • Angry 1
     
    On 08/03/2024 at 22:39, Redleg said:

    Two games in and I already hate this season.

    "You either love or hate it, depending on the score ..."

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    On 06/03/2024 at 16:29, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    I'll come back to the recent foregoing in due course, for my regular dose of amusement and befuddlement, but I must report something I've discovered while researching for a puzzle (not for here; breathe easy!), that might fit the entry criteria of this thread:

    Australia had never had a Prime Minister with a surname longer than 7 letters (7 of those, and 11 6s, 4 5s, and 5 4s). Until, that is, the last three in a row: TURNBULL, MORRISON, ALBANESE!

    Curse inflation!

    Could this prove to be a transition as decisive and irreversible as the 'facial hair -> no facial hair' prime ministerial eras?

  • Quote
    • Haha 1

    Join the conversation

    You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

    Guest
    Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
    Reply to this topic...
    Go to topic listing

    Featured Content

    • REPORT: Adelaide

      The atmosphere at the Melbourne Football Club at the beginning of the season was aspirational following an injury-plagued year in 2024. Coach Simon Goodwin had lofty expectations with the return of key players, the anticipated improvement from a maturing group with a few years of experience under their belts, and some exceptional young talent also joining the ranks. All of that went by the wayside as the team failed to click into action early on. It rallied briefly with a new strategy but has fallen again with five more  consecutive defeats. 

        • Clap
        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 0 replies
      Demonland

    • CASEY: Coburg

      The Casey Demons returned to their home ground which was once a graveyard for opposing teams but they managed to gift the four points on offer to Coburg with yet another of their trademark displays of inaccuracy in front of goals and some undisciplined football that earned the displeasure of the umpires late in the game. The home team was welcomed by a small crowd at Casey Fields and looked right at home as it dominated the first three quarters and led for all bar the last five minutes of the game. In the end, they came away with nothing, despite winning everywhere but on the scoreboard and the free kick count.

        • Thanks
      • 0 replies
      Demonland

    • PREGAME: Rd 18 vs North Melbourne

      After four weeks on the road the Demons make their long awaited return to the MCG next Sunday to play in a classic late season dead rubber against the North Melbourne Kangaroos. Who comes in and who comes out?

        • Thanks
      • 91 replies
      Demonland

    • POSTGAME: Rd 17 vs Adelaide

      The Demons were wasteful early before putting the foot down early in the 2nd quarter but they chased tail for the remainder of the match. They could not get their first use of the footy after half time and when they did poor skills, execution and decision making let them down.

        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 241 replies
      Demonland

    • PODCAST: Rd 17 vs Adelaide

      The Demonland Podcast will air LIVE on Monday, 7th July @ 8:00pm. Join Binman & I as we dissect the Dees disappointing loss to the Crows.
      Your questions and comments are a huge part of our podcast so please post anything you want to ask or say below and we'll give you a shout out on the show.
      Listen LIVE: https://demonland.com/

        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 23 replies
      Demonland

    • VOTES: Rd 17 vs Adelaide

      Max Gawn has a massive lead in the Demonland Player of the Year award ahead of Jake Bowey, Christian Petracca, Kysaiah Pickett and Clayton Oliver. Your votes please. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 & 1.

        • Thanks
      • 27 replies
      Demonland
    View All