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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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38 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Historic events. Historic allegations. Historic charges.

Jeez it's such a nebulous area. ย I refuse to speculate.

I can barely remember the sins I committed last week much less 40 or 50 years ago.

Thatโ€™s why the legal phrase โ€œ justice delayed is justice denied โ€œ was coined.

The older an event is, generally the harder it is to get accurate evidence.

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    Don't get why we decided to bat first after the Afghanistan game.

    Also why bowl Marsh and Stoinis before Head?

    Either way, it's another average bowling effort by a few in this one.

    Going to be a tough finals series with one real strike bowler in Zampa.

    Edited by leave it to deever

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    Ugh this is just around the corner from mine. Never in my entire life have I hoped for anything more than Iโ€™m right now hoping thereโ€™s more than one BBO in the world.ย 

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    25 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Ugh this is just around the corner from mine. Never in my entire life have I hoped for anything more than Iโ€™m right now hoping thereโ€™s more than one BBO in the world.ย 

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    Don't get to close to it.ย 

    Edited by leave it to deever

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    57 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Ugh this is just around the corner from mine. Never in my entire life have I hoped for anything more than Iโ€™m right now hoping thereโ€™s more than one BBO in the world.ย 

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    That is his older sibling, Beaten But Optimistic.

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    1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Ugh this is just around the corner from mine. Never in my entire life have I hoped for anything more than Iโ€™m right now hoping thereโ€™s more than one BBO in the world.ย 

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    wqould that be ben brown's other?

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    2 hours ago, layzie said:

    Happy 1200th page day.ย 

    Onto 1201.

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    Who writes this garbage?

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    48 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    Who writes this garbage?

    Where the hell have you been?

    We've been worried sick!!

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    Just now, Macca said:

    Where the hell have you been?

    We've been worried sick!!

    i thought he was buried under the gatwick

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    55 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    Who writes this garbage?

    welcome to the new demonland, biffo

    now, we just need to know your preferred pronoun

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    28 minutes ago, Macca said:

    Where the hell have you been?

    We've been worried sick!!

    I've been on camp Macca.Lost a few pounds.And I'm fully rehabilitated and ready to serve.

    ย 

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    23 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    welcome to the new demonland, biffo

    now, we just need to know your preferred pronoun

    We like they.

    We like to be fluid.

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    13 hours ago, layzie said:

    Well look what we have here!

    What?

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    22 hours ago, Biffen said:

    Who writes this garbage?

    Who the hell let you back in???

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    and welcome back moonie!

    this is like a reunionย ๐Ÿฌ

    who will spring back next - hightower perhaps?

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    @Biffenย and @Moonshadowย returned to the fold! An odd aberration!

    As far as I am aware they remain degenerate idlers. ย I can only assume the Optus dropout in some way infected @Demonland ย  's software.ย 

    Edited by Bitter but optimistic

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    India's national anthem could use a bit more ...oomph.ย 

    A bit of Bollywood or something.

    Some trumpets or drums even

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    I don't know who to support.

    India or Kiwis.

    India because their hosting.

    NZ because somewhat patriotic maybe and best if we don't play India.

    Like footy you just have to watch a game and get caught up in to finally barracking for someone I guess.

    Life is tough.

    Edited by leave it to deever

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