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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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3 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Sorry, IRW; it did sound like I was mounting an argument. But, as 'Mad As Hell' (aren't we all?!) character Chris Lorax would say, it was 'Just a bit of fun...' Missed the mark, obviously.

And anyway, embarrassingly, I think I did get my facts wrong: was it Collingwood and Carlton only we and Essendon beat?

Nice to be considered childish, though, approaching the big Seven-O! (see, I can't help myself😁)

You old [censored] !

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    4 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    Sorry, IRW; it did sound like I was mounting an argument. But, as 'Mad As Hell' (aren't we all?!) character Chris Lorax would say, it was 'Just a bit of fun...' Missed the mark, obviously.

    And anyway, embarrassingly, I think I did get my facts wrong: was it Collingwood and Carlton only we and Essendon beat?

    Nice to be considered childish, though, approaching the big Seven-O! (see, I can't help myself😁)

    Cheerful senility ,It always amuses my children as well.

    Carry on by all means

     

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    No offense intended @DeelightfulPlay but the vomit emoji has nothing to do with your cooking -  it's just been a while since I handed one out.... and I know you have a thing for them.

    Don't worry - the only vomiting will be from me overstuffing myself with dumplings 😄

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    The best form of defence is attack because you can't defend the indefensible.

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    Success is getting what you want.

    Happiness is wanting what you get.

    Are we successful, or just happy?

     

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Success is getting what you want.

    Happiness is wanting what you get.

    Are we successful, or just happy?

     

    I'll have six penn'orth of each, please, Sir. 

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    On 9/25/2023 at 8:53 AM, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    I'll have six penn'orth of each, please, Sir. 

    a tuppence for your thoughts, trab

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    a tuppence for your thoughts, trab

    2021 still makes me happy (1 ha'penny)

    Watching the girls makes me happy (1 ha'penny)

    We were reigning premiers in all 3 'divisions' at some stage during 2022 (1 ha'penny)

    We've got to be heavily interested in finals in 4 (nearly 5) of the last 6 years (1 ha'penny)

    Do you need a receipt?

     

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    38 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    2021 still makes me happy (1 ha'penny)

    Watching the girls makes me happy (1 ha'penny)

    We were reigning premiers in all 3 'divisions' at some stage during 2022 (1 ha'penny)

    We've got to be heavily interested in finals in 4 (nearly 5) of the last 6 years (1 ha'penny)

    Do you need a receipt?

     

    i'll survive without one, lol

    p.s. you forgot the farthing for gst.  so all up with postage added,  a thruppence

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    3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    a tuppence for your thoughts, trab

    My god we are old. Pence!

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    3 hours ago, old dee said:

    My god we are old. Pence!

    In danger of this thread slipping into Trump presidency contemplation, od!

     

    Oh.

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    4 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    2021 still makes me happy (1 ha'penny)

    Watching the girls makes me happy (1 ha'penny)

    We were reigning premiers in all 3 'divisions' at some stage during 2022 (1 ha'penny)

    We've got to be heavily interested in finals in 4 (nearly 5) of the last 6 years (1 ha'penny)

    Do you need a receipt?

     

    It seems we have something in common Tim!

    I like perving on sheilas too !

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    1 hour ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    In danger of this thread slipping into Trump presidency contemplation, od!

     

    Oh.

    How [censored] up is the good old US of A ?

    That Trump is a strong possibility for nomination is both scarcely believable and frightening ...... but that he could actually be elected is the stuff of nightmares.

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    6 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    It seems we have something in common Tim!

    I like perving on sheilas too !

    That shocked emoji (it just beat the laugh emoji) was to ensure my bona fides on here were preserved, BBO.

    Anyways, there's only room on here for one dilettante 😄

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    1 hour ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    In danger of this thread slipping into Trump presidency contemplation, od!

     

    Oh.

    Well Dan Andrews is no longer premier of Victoria

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    It seems we have something in common Tim!

    I like perving on sheilas too !

    I always told a couple of Niece’s (GLS)

    that whenever they looked at a 70 year old guy, there was a 16 year old stud looking back at them and thinking like a 16 year old.

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    1 hour ago, Jibroni said:

    Well Dan Andrews is no longer premier  dictator of Victoria 

    fixed it for ya ,jib  😃

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    9 minutes ago, 640MD said:

    I always told a couple of Niece’s (GLS)

    that whenever they looked at a 70 year old guy, there was a 16 year old stud looking back at them and thinking like a 16 year old.

    "thinking" is the key word here 640 !

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    On 9/22/2023 at 9:00 PM, leave it to deever said:

    Can I be your old friends friend?

    Sounds like he already has 60,000 friends.

    Ooh, i just imagined the ultimate MelbourneFC promo. Every member attending X game gets a bottle of wine on the way in.

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    15 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    "thinking" is the key word here 640 !

    Is that "thinking" with a small brain?

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    2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    More delusion I reckon

    As I approach 70 I'm definitely more deluded.

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    6 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    2021 still makes me happy (1 ha'penny)

    Watching the girls makes me happy (1 ha'penny)

    We were reigning premiers in all 3 'divisions' at some stage during 2022 (1 ha'penny)

    We've got to be heavily interested in finals in 4 (nearly 5) of the last 6 years (1 ha'penny)

    Do you need a receipt?

     

     

    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    It seems we have something in common Tim!

    I like perving on sheilas too !

    Always a nice accompaniment

    Edited by Demon Dynasty

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