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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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23 minutes ago, layzie said:

I don't think I've had enough Scotch this winter. 

That's my plan for Friday... support the orange team while having some orange (amber...?) 

 
2 hours ago, Redleg said:

I am too busy self flagellating after our finals exit.

I am happy though to join your coup.

Do you even know how to coup? You can’t coup yourself! It’s not a coup if you’re joining in to overthrow yourself. Silly bugger. 

9 hours ago, Redleg said:

I am too busy self flagellating after our finals exit.

I am happy though to join your coup.

Speak of the leg.

 
9 hours ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

That's my plan for Friday... support the orange team while having some orange (amber...?) 

Works for me!

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8 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Do you even know how to coup? You can’t coup yourself! It’s not a coup if you’re joining in to overthrow yourself. Silly bugger. 

Sense of humour departed, has it?


Currently at a function at MCC. 
The Ox was first speaker. Told some stories about his gambling mishaps- funny and entertaining…. but the message was clear. 
Terrific speaker and entertainer!

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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Currently at a function at MCC. 
The Ox was first speaker. Told some stories about his gambling mishaps- funny and entertaining…. but the message was clear. 
Terrific speaker and entertainer!

Plenty of casks I hope.

Should I send the horse and cart to ferry you home to the manor, when the casks are empty?

Edited by Redleg

Managed to have a chat with the ox. Geez he’s a lovely bloke. 
 PS 
I think I’ve got lucky and may have driver. Bitter charm is undeniable!!!

 
16 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Managed to have a chat with the ox. Geez he’s a lovely bloke. 
 PS 
I think I’ve got lucky and may have driver. Bitter charm is undeniable!!!

I'm sure the feeling was mutual Uncle Bitter 🙂


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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:


I think I’ve got lucky and may have driver. Bitter charm is undeniable!!!

Be careful its not a serial killer, who is just trying to lure you home and steal your collar.

Edited by Redleg

23 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

You're not in Sydney, yeah?

No, here in the Queen of the South.

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3 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

No, here in the Queen of the South.

Tasmania?

Your poor old uncle bitter is not feeling very chipper today. 
At the completion of yesterday’s long lunch. an old friend , and my good self, decided to pay a surprise visit to another old friend. 

Said old friend owns a reception centre which boasts a cellar containing 60’000 ( yes 60k ) bottles of wine. 
Great plan !!!!! FMD!!!!

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16 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Your poor old uncle bitter is not feeling very chipper today. 
At the completion of yesterday’s long lunch. an old friend , and my good self, decided to pay a surprise visit to another old friend. 

Said old friend owns a reception centre which boasts a cellar containing 60’000 ( yes 60k ) bottles of wine. 
Great plan !!!!! FMD!!!!

How many casks?

Do you still have your collar?

Edited by Redleg


1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Your poor old uncle bitter is not feeling very chipper today. 
At the completion of yesterday’s long lunch. an old friend , and my good self, decided to pay a surprise visit to another old friend. 

Said old friend owns a reception centre which boasts a cellar containing 60’000 ( yes 60k ) bottles of wine. 
Great plan !!!!! FMD!!!!

And then you found out you were direct descendants of Lord Mountbatten and had inherited a series of Loire Valley Chateaux, which is awful because you just know how dusty those things get.

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1 hour ago, Little Goffy said:

And then you found out you were direct descendants of Lord Mountbatten and had inherited a series of Loire Valley Chateaux, which is awful because you just know how dusty those things get.

The dusty wine will fit in beautifully at the dusty Manor.

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1 hour ago, layzie said:

I hate football. 

Then stay on here.

9 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Your poor old uncle bitter is not feeling very chipper today. 
At the completion of yesterday’s long lunch. an old friend , and my good self, decided to pay a surprise visit to another old friend. 

Said old friend owns a reception centre which boasts a cellar containing 60’000 ( yes 60k ) bottles of wine. 
Great plan !!!!! FMD!!!!

Can I be your old friends friend?


On 9/22/2023 at 11:38 AM, Redleg said:

How many casks?

Do you still have your collar?

I am moved to tears by your heartfelt concern red.

( Now how do I give myself a vomit emoji ?)

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3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I am moved to tears by your heartfelt concern red.

( Now how do I give myself a vomit emoji ?)

I am not sure, but I think I am perceiving a hint of sarcasm.

 
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Love that female Dees team, they are fantastic.

My favourite, number 5 Tyla Hanks.

1 minute ago, Redleg said:

Love that female Dees team, they are fantastic.

My favourite, number 5 Tyla Hanks.

What a team.


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