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1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Funny you should say that, Tim. I’ve been reading this thread from the very beginning (yeah, I know, I really need to take stock of my life) and it appears this thread was created, in part, as a place where there’s no mention of “you know who.”  The one with  the initials Tom Scully. Those initials again… TOM SCULLY. There are posts lamenting that “that other thread” which I assume is dedicated to TS, has more pages and how there’s a need to catch up. Ten and a half years and 1081 pages later, here we are. 😁

if you need to reference the unspeakable please use 'hwfua'

 
56 minutes ago, old dee said:

Could not agree more Mr. Leg, it is interesting to note that while other threads on Demonland have dropped to a crawl the mighty banana thread carries on regardless. The cream always rises to the top!

And sometimes the bananas rise even higher!

Banana Cream Rum Parfaits - Garlic & Zest

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Ban yourself from Demonland for 24 hours. You mentioned the unmentionable and even worse, on the very thread where the unmentionable is specifically banned from being mentioned.

I hope I don't have to mention this again.

This is a serious offence.

I hope you feel sufficiently chastened.

Hey Red, is speaking B$ on this thread also a banable offence?  
with absolute due respect, there has got to be more B$ per page in this thread than any other.

 
8 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

Hey Red, is speaking B$ on this thread also a banable offence?  
with absolute due respect, there has got to be more B$ per page in this thread than any other.

Wait for it...

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Ban yourself from Demonland for 24 hours. You mentioned the unmentionable and even worse, on the very thread where the unmentionable is specifically banned from being mentioned.

I hope I don't have to mention this again.

This is a serious offence.

I hope you feel sufficiently chastened.

I didn’t know you guys were serious about mentioning the unmentionable being a punishable offence. 
Regardless, I’ll remove myself from DL for the required 24 hours. Please accept my sincerest apologies and yes, I feel more than sufficiently chastened. 
Meanwhile, I’m off to lurk on DL anonymously for 24 hours. In particular, I might pay a visit to “that other thread. 😏


36 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

if you need to reference the unspeakable please use 'hwfua'

Gotta make this quick coz I’m supposed to be on a 24 hour self-imposed ban, but what does hwfua stand for?

21 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Gotta make this quick coz I’m supposed to be on a 24 hour self-imposed ban, but what does hwfua stand for?

gotta make you sweat on this one.....but i'll kick-start you with "he who........................................"

39 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

gotta make you sweat on this one.....but i'll kick-start you with "he who........................................"

Is the F word the F word?

 
51 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Is the F word the F word?

answer: is the pope a catholic?

5 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

answer: is the pope a catholic?

Is the U for Up?


Just now, WalkingCivilWar said:

Is the U for Up?

you'll have to guess both the last 2 for a reply......i'm a tough taskmaster

1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

you'll have to guess both the last 2 for a reply......i'm a tough taskmaster

He who effed up astronomically?

…abhorrently?

…awfully?

…abysmally?

Awww c’mon Daisy. This could take a lifetime. Just tell me, already! Please. 

9 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

He who effed up astronomically?

…abhorrently?

…awfully?

…abysmally?

Awww c’mon Daisy. This could take a lifetime. Just tell me, already! Please. 

alright...i'm a softy......it's "us around"

you should have stuck to it, i was going to award you a premiership cigar.......alas

6 hours ago, Redleg said:

I look in the mirror to shave or brush my teeth and see a club member of the Premiership AFL team. Gee, I suddenly look and feel better than I have in the past.

 

Red how do you decide whether to shave your teeth or not?

Edited by ManDee
Sorry to be so informal Mr Leg

21 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

And sometimes the bananas rise even higher!

Banana Cream Rum Parfaits - Garlic & Zest

Love it TRB.


Just wondering: what is the title of “that other thread.”
Asking for a friend. I search… I mean, my friend searched hwfua’s full name in topic titles and there’s 44 of them!

@daisycutter?

Edited by WalkingCivilWar

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Just wondering: what is the title of “that other thread.”
Asking for a friend. I search… I mean, my friend searched hwfua’s full name in topic titles and there’s 44 of them!

@daisycutter?

sorry, memory not that good

To all youse who read the thread 

Happy banana bending in 2022. 
bigger and betterer than 2021.

 

wish you all well, for next year. 

Happy New Year 

Posted elsewhere but you do appreciate the mighty Dees have been premiers ALL YEAR!!!!!


To all you's  in Vic and around Australia be safe..

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I look in the mirror to shave or brush my teeth and see a club member of the Premiership AFL team. Gee, I suddenly look and feel better than I have in the past.

 

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The thread enters it’s 12th year.

Happy New Year to all and keep safe and healthy and hopefully another flag more of us can see live.

 

Good lord! Just had a quick scan of this thread for the first time.

It's the Demonland equivalent of Seinfeld... a thread about nothing, yet somehow entertaining!

 

36 minutes ago, Stiff Arm said:

Good lord! Just had a quick scan of this thread for the first time.

It's the Demonland equivalent of Seinfeld... a thread about nothing, yet somehow entertaining!

 

The  monicker "Stiffy"  (over) qualifies you to become a contributor.


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