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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Funny you should say that, Tim. I’ve been reading this thread from the very beginning (yeah, I know, I really need to take stock of my life) and it appears this thread was created, in part, as a place where there’s no mention of “you know who.”  The one with  the initials Tom Scully. Those initials again… TOM SCULLY. There are posts lamenting that “that other thread” which I assume is dedicated to TS, has more pages and how there’s a need to catch up. Ten and a half years and 1081 pages later, here we are. 😁

if you need to reference the unspeakable please use 'hwfua'

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    56 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Could not agree more Mr. Leg, it is interesting to note that while other threads on Demonland have dropped to a crawl the mighty banana thread carries on regardless. The cream always rises to the top!

    And sometimes the bananas rise even higher!

    Banana Cream Rum Parfaits - Garlic & Zest

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Ban yourself from Demonland for 24 hours. You mentioned the unmentionable and even worse, on the very thread where the unmentionable is specifically banned from being mentioned.

    I hope I don't have to mention this again.

    This is a serious offence.

    I hope you feel sufficiently chastened.

    Hey Red, is speaking B$ on this thread also a banable offence?  
    with absolute due respect, there has got to be more B$ per page in this thread than any other.

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    8 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

    Hey Red, is speaking B$ on this thread also a banable offence?  
    with absolute due respect, there has got to be more B$ per page in this thread than any other.

    Wait for it...

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Ban yourself from Demonland for 24 hours. You mentioned the unmentionable and even worse, on the very thread where the unmentionable is specifically banned from being mentioned.

    I hope I don't have to mention this again.

    This is a serious offence.

    I hope you feel sufficiently chastened.

    I didn’t know you guys were serious about mentioning the unmentionable being a punishable offence. 
    Regardless, I’ll remove myself from DL for the required 24 hours. Please accept my sincerest apologies and yes, I feel more than sufficiently chastened. 
    Meanwhile, I’m off to lurk on DL anonymously for 24 hours. In particular, I might pay a visit to “that other thread. 😏

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    36 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    if you need to reference the unspeakable please use 'hwfua'

    Gotta make this quick coz I’m supposed to be on a 24 hour self-imposed ban, but what does hwfua stand for?

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    21 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Gotta make this quick coz I’m supposed to be on a 24 hour self-imposed ban, but what does hwfua stand for?

    gotta make you sweat on this one.....but i'll kick-start you with "he who........................................"

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    39 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    gotta make you sweat on this one.....but i'll kick-start you with "he who........................................"

    Is the F word the F word?

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    51 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Is the F word the F word?

    answer: is the pope a catholic?

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    5 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    answer: is the pope a catholic?

    Is the U for Up?

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    Just now, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Is the U for Up?

    you'll have to guess both the last 2 for a reply......i'm a tough taskmaster

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    1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

    you'll have to guess both the last 2 for a reply......i'm a tough taskmaster

    He who effed up astronomically?

    …abhorrently?

    …awfully?

    …abysmally?

    Awww c’mon Daisy. This could take a lifetime. Just tell me, already! Please. 

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    9 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    He who effed up astronomically?

    …abhorrently?

    …awfully?

    …abysmally?

    Awww c’mon Daisy. This could take a lifetime. Just tell me, already! Please. 

    alright...i'm a softy......it's "us around"

    you should have stuck to it, i was going to award you a premiership cigar.......alas

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    6 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I look in the mirror to shave or brush my teeth and see a club member of the Premiership AFL team. Gee, I suddenly look and feel better than I have in the past.

     

    Red how do you decide whether to shave your teeth or not?

    Edited by ManDee
    Sorry to be so informal Mr Leg

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    21 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    And sometimes the bananas rise even higher!

    Banana Cream Rum Parfaits - Garlic & Zest

    Love it TRB.

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    Just wondering: what is the title of “that other thread.”
    Asking for a friend. I search… I mean, my friend searched hwfua’s full name in topic titles and there’s 44 of them!

    @daisycutter?

    Edited by WalkingCivilWar

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    1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Just wondering: what is the title of “that other thread.”
    Asking for a friend. I search… I mean, my friend searched hwfua’s full name in topic titles and there’s 44 of them!

    @daisycutter?

    sorry, memory not that good

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    To all youse who read the thread 

    Happy banana bending in 2022. 
    bigger and betterer than 2021.

     

    wish you all well, for next year. 

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    Happy New Year 

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    Posted elsewhere but you do appreciate the mighty Dees have been premiers ALL YEAR!!!!!

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    To all you's  in Vic and around Australia be safe..

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    I look in the mirror to shave or brush my teeth and see a club member of the Premiership AFL team. Gee, I suddenly look and feel better than I have in the past.

     

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    The thread enters it’s 12th year.

    Happy New Year to all and keep safe and healthy and hopefully another flag more of us can see live.

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    Good lord! Just had a quick scan of this thread for the first time.

    It's the Demonland equivalent of Seinfeld... a thread about nothing, yet somehow entertaining!

     

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    36 minutes ago, Stiff Arm said:

    Good lord! Just had a quick scan of this thread for the first time.

    It's the Demonland equivalent of Seinfeld... a thread about nothing, yet somehow entertaining!

     

    The  monicker "Stiffy"  (over) qualifies you to become a contributor.

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