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On 12/16/2019 at 4:45 PM, daisycutter said:

i knew a girl who lost her cherry. i suppose that solved the pip problem

Apologies in advance 

I think that was my last girl friend, 

she had lost her cherry but at least she still had the box it came in. 

 

Sorry

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    10 hours ago, 640MD said:

    Apologies in advance 

    I think that was my last girl friend, 

    she had lost her cherry but at least she still had the box it came in. 

     

    Sorry

    Now now, remember the high standards we set on the thread.

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    4 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Now now, remember the high standards we set on the thread.

    We have a standard Mr Leg?

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    1 hour ago, old dee said:

    We have a standard Mr Leg?

    Our standards are well known. Nothing lower than the highest possible. Nothing less will be tolerated.

    We are the Everest of standards.

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    17 hours ago, 640MD said:

    Apologies in advance 

    I think that was my last girl friend, 

    she had lost her cherry but at least she still had the box it came in. 

     

    Sorry

    WIth such indelicate comments, it is understandable that she was your last girlfriend. 

    Generally, standards are high on this thread, with the exception of one or two, who continue to express their crude and inane peccadilloes. 

    Strangely, these exceptions are much loved and cherished, so there is hope for you 640.   

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    3 hours ago, hemingway said:

    WIth such indelicate comments, it is understandable that she was your last girlfriend. 

    Generally, standards are high on this thread, with the exception of one or two, who continue to express their crude and inane peccadilloes. 

    Strangely, these exceptions are much loved and cherished, so there is hope for you 640.   

    640MD has been given a 3 day banana ban for lowering the thread standards. 

    But, as with the AFL, 2 days have been suspended pending any further breach.

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    9 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Why am I not surprised that this sensational piece of news from the world of art has been totally overlooked here?

    78028104-6954-4026-BE0F-62EA15832500.jpeg

    I too wondered why this was not mentioned 

    I assumed it was secret banana business 

    Am I correct in saying someone paid $120000 for this 

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    11 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I too wondered why this was not mentioned 

    I assumed it was secret banana business 

    Am I correct in saying someone paid $120000 for this 

    Now that price makes it very appealing

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    32 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Correct. And not long afterwards, some doofus ate the banana.

    Yes that was the artist who pocketed the money and then ate the banana! The world gets more looney by the day. 

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    12 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I too wondered why this was not mentioned 

    I assumed it was secret banana business 

    Am I correct in saying someone paid $120000 for this 

    Cheap at double the price.

    Would look good on the manor wall BBO.

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    13 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    Now that price makes it very appealing

    You may mean a peeling???

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    14 hours ago, Redleg said:

    640MD has been given a 3 day banana ban for lowering the thread standards. 

    But, as with the AFL, 2 days have been suspended pending any further breach.

    Thank you. 

    I apologised  not for the indelicate remarks so much that the Joke is So,  so  old, that I thought most members would have heard it a dozen times before. but maybe they are at the age that they forget things.   I know I do !

     

    Go Dees !!

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    4 minutes ago, 640MD said:

    Thank you. 

    I apologised  not for the indelicate remarks so much that the Joke is So,  so  old, that I thought most members would have heard it a dozen times before. but maybe they are at the age that they forget things.   I know I do !

     

    Go Dees !!

    I'd ban him again for assuming we are all old and suffering from memory loss.

    In fact i'd ban him again for assuming we are all old and suffering from memory loss!

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    4 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Cheap at double the price.

    Would look good on the manor wall BBO.

    Mmmmm yes ....., in fact I do have some similar... shall we say images , about the place Red 

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    Surely the oddest Album Name and Cover in History came from this 2003 effort from Hard Rock oufit DEEP PURPLE

    Image result for deep purple bananas

    Edited by picket fence

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Mmmmm yes ....., in fact I do have some similar... shall we say images , about the place Red 

    Moving images BBO? 

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    3 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    Moving images BBO? 

    he means pink banana images/artwork, ernie. the manor is full of them.

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    2 hours ago, picket fence said:

    Surely the oddest Album Name and Cover in History came from this 2003 effort from Hard Rock oufit DEEP PURPLE

    Image result for deep purple bananas

    It was the inspiration for the song "Space Trucking" which was originally called " Banana Trucking".

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well ... yes Ernie....  there can be emotional moments 

    Just the thought of taping a banana to the wall gets me emotional.

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    As this is the silly season, may I suggest this thread  be turned into a musical ?

    It could debut at the newly refurbished Regent. 

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