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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
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5 hours ago, The Third Eye said:

Has anyone done this?

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After almost 7½ years, it appears that the mystery of the numerous intersecting issues raised in the No T$ No B$ Thread are finally being unraveled. 

I heard about the bananas in the fridge trick a little while ago so I tried it and in the end, my bananas didn’t turn black but rather, a deep brown color with the inside turning yellow.

Now which AFL player who we can’t name in this thread will, if he gets over his injuries, be wearing a guernsey in those brown and yellow colours this year?

The penny is dropping at last.

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    1 hour ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    After almost 7½ years, it appears that the mystery of the numerous intersecting issues raised in the No T$ No B$ Thread are finally being unraveled. 

    I heard about the bananas in the fridge trick a little while ago so I tried it and in the end, my bananas didn’t turn black but rather, a deep brown color with the inside turning yellow.

    Now which AFL player who we can’t name in this thread will, if he gets over his injuries, be wearing a guernsey in those brown and yellow colours this year?

    The penny is dropping at last.

    but said and un-named player never did get to his beloved yellow and black club

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    48 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    ?

    https://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/teams/richmond/best-22-of-afl-players-who-grew-up-barracking-for-richmond/news-story/88bed0c8f3aca0e0d606842697ac3f30

    RICHMOND FANS BEST 22

    B: Taylor Hunt, Kristian Jaksch, Jarman Impey

    HB: Bob Murphy, Lachie Hansen, Luke Hodge

    CEN: ? HWFUA, Dom Tyson, Matt White 

    HF: Liam Sumner, Jimmy Bartel, Billy Hartung

    F: Kayne Turner, Matthew Richardson, Ben Ainsworth

    Ruck: Matthew Lobbe, Nat Fyfe, Marcus Bontempelli

    Inter: Jono O’Rourke, Sam Weideman, Shane Crawford, Kane Johnson

    Emg: Joel Bowden, Patrick Bowden, Wayne Harmes, Tim Watson

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    11 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I must be drunk ( well actually I am). I fully agree with your post Red.

    Me too.

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    18 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    That a questionable post, Red

    I am nothing if not controversial.

    BTW, boys I bought some wine yesterday for $5, $4 & $3 a bottle total $12. I am sheepish to admit it was Moscato by 3 different wineries.  Do you think I overpaid?

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    9 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    I am nothing if not controversial.

    BTW, boys I bought some wine yesterday for $5, $4 & $3 a bottle total $12. I am sheepish to admit it was Moscato by 3 different wineries.  Do you think I overpaid?

    Sounds like some family or friends are going to be the beneficiaries of your generosity.

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    54 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    I am nothing if not controversial.

    BTW, boys I bought some wine yesterday for $5, $4 & $3 a bottle total $12. I am sheepish to admit it was Moscato by 3 different wineries.  Do you think I overpaid?

    BBO would have his maid clean the manor's 8 bathroom with that type of vinegar, Red

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    1 hour ago, hemingway said:

    Sounds like some family or friends are going to be the beneficiaries of your generosity.

    Even I wouldn't give such cheap drinks as presents. No, they are for sampling by Redleg and the Mrs.

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    51 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    BBO would have his maid clean the manor's 8 bathroom with that type of vinegar, Red

    Surely too good to clean the bathrooms with. Maybe you meant after the maid has had a few drinks, she might be that happy, that she would offer to clean his 8 bathrooms.

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    5 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Even I wouldn't give such cheap drinks as presents. No, they are for sampling by Redleg and the Mrs.

    Now Red, a good education and degree, perhaps a dubious occupation (although I will give you the benefit of doubt due to all your pro bono work), I thought you had some class. You do not sample $3-$5 bottles. Poor old Mrs R.

    Despite his proclivities Uncle at least drinks some good stuff. And he lives in Romsey. 

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    To most of us plonk is just plonk at whatever price !

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    17 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Surely too good to clean the bathrooms with. Maybe you meant after the maid has had a few drinks, she might be that happy, that she would offer to clean his 8 bathrooms.

    special robert says you paid too much, red. reckons they saw you as a soft touch and ripped you off.

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    11 hours ago, puntkick said:

    To most of us plonk is just plonk at whatever price !

    My guess Punt is that coming from north of Albury,  you are a bourbon and coke drinker or beer drinker.

    If not, I think you may need rehab. 

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    Look I'll freely admit to being a few years older than OD but not as old as CBdees

    Which probably means we've all lost our memories of sex

    However when I see the Headers on Demonland and Interverviers I cant help getting aroused !

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    I've won an AFL contract to install the weather viens at Blundstone Arena for season 2019

    You probably wont hear from me for a while as I work up to my season finale in round 23 !

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    Gardens are pretty dry, worried about the banana crops. Hope it rains soon.

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    Moscato....my god some will lower themselves to drink anything !!

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    13 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    Moscato....my god some will lower themselves to drink anything !!

    Yes I would think the only thing lower is Metho!

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    1 hour ago, old dee said:

    Yes I would think the only thing lower is Metho!

    M.........O

    Same same 

     

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    5 hours ago, old dee said:

    Yes I would think the only thing lower is Metho!

    OD you have obviously not drunk any metho. 

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    Oliver Reed was a Metho actor.

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