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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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15 minutes ago, old dee said:

I would have expected there to be more than Bbo in his dungeon Ernest!

Inanimate objects ?

 
1 hour ago, hemingway said:

Inanimate objects ?

Not necessarily 

16 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Not necessarily 

Hmmm, and here am I thinking that this is all a bit of fictional fun! 

 
20 hours ago, hemingway said:

Which open marriage Uncle, I have had a few.  

Its mainly about disappointment, recriminations, sadness, unrequited desire, selfishness, jealously with a little bit of shame thrown in at the end. 

Need to know more?

Sounds like the preliminary final ...

2 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Sounds like the preliminary final ...

Definite ly     I think on this one we were Roo   ted       Mr Leg was right,  in the end   Bring on 2019


12 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Sounds like the preliminary final ...

Please stop mentioning that it gives me recurring nightmares.

38 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Just wondering now that the Greater Western Sydney Giants have purged themselves of their unmentionable by name person (and no doubt, his portly parent), is there any reason why this thread should continue?

spoiler attempt or trolling?

just when 1000 pages is in sight........no way

i'd rather winx was retired

think of the bananas, they need our support

Edited by daisycutter

 
53 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Just wondering now that the Greater Western Sydney Giants have purged themselves of their unmentionable by name person (and no doubt, his portly parent), is there any reason why this thread should continue?

Maybe have a rest until next season. 

All the posters can have a well earned sabbatical and return to their other interests.

A well earned rest from bananas and the peccadilloes of Uncle Bitters.

It has become repetitious, predicable and hum drum.

It may take on a fresh and new meaning in 2019.

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

think of the bananas, they need our support

Good point and I am sympathetic with bananas and everything they stand for. Not only that but one of my favourite movies is Bananas with Woody Allan.

However, since we have a dedicated cheese thread over on the other board, there’s no reason why you couldn’t have a designated bananas thread and I’ve never been completely comfortable with the linkage of bananas, the unmentionable and BS. 

No trolling and only raised it as a subject for debate given that throughout the lifetime of this thread GWS and the unmentionable (who I’ve now mentioned twice in this post) have been inextricably linked and now that the nexus has been broken  you might want to take advantage of the situation.

And, as Hemmingway has, as always, eloquently put it, the place has hit the wall and a rest is much needed. 

 


1 hour ago, hemingway said:

Maybe have a rest until next season. 

All the posters can have a well earned sabbatical and return to their other interests.

A well earned rest from bananas and the peccadilloes of Uncle Bitters.

It has become repetitious, predicable and hum drum.

It may take on a fresh and new meaning in 2019.

I have always respected your opinion Ernest but on this one it ain't with a plug nickel as they say in your country. If you don't like it don't come on. Pretty simple really.

2 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Good point and I am sympathetic with bananas and everything they stand for. Not only that but one of my favourite movies is Bananas with Woody Allan.

However, since we have a dedicated cheese thread over on the other board, there’s no reason why you couldn’t have a designated bananas thread and I’ve never been completely comfortable with the linkage of bananas, the unmentionable and BS. 

No trolling and only raised it as a subject for debate given that throughout the lifetime of this thread GWS and the unmentionable (who I’ve now mentioned twice in this post) have been inextricably linked and now that the nexus has been broken  you might want to take advantage of the situation.

And, as Hemmingway has, as always, eloquently put it, the place has hit the wall and a rest is much needed. 

 

keep it up......only 2 pages to go

this would be a bigger crime than shooting bambi

besides hwfua is still out there in afl land and probably worse for us may actually suit up for the hated dorks next time we play them, so i can still see the need for a safe haven

and ernie is a well attested curmudgeon

9 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Good point and I am sympathetic with bananas and everything they stand for. Not only that but one of my favourite movies is Bananas with Woody Allan.

However, since we have a dedicated cheese thread over on the other board, there’s no reason why you couldn’t have a designated bananas thread and I’ve never been completely comfortable with the linkage of bananas, the unmentionable and BS. 

No trolling and only raised it as a subject for debate given that throughout the lifetime of this thread GWS and the unmentionable (who I’ve now mentioned twice in this post) have been inextricably linked and now that the nexus has been broken  you might want to take advantage of the situation.

And, as Hemmingway has, as always, eloquently put it, the place has hit the wall and a rest is much needed. 

 

Like Ernest your views are mostly a good ones WJ but alas you have fallen into believe that a thread away from the clap trap of the threads like the recent " will Hogan leave"  is as vital as ever.

I suspect what is behind this push is the desire to get it off the main board before it hits 1000 pages.

Are you and Ernest the same person?

If not shame on you both.

7 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

keep it up......only 2 pages to go

this would be a bigger crime than shooting bambi

besides hwfua is still out there in afl land and probably worse for us may actually suit up for the hated dorks next time we play them, so i can still see the need for a safe haven

and ernie is a well attested curmudgeon

Exactly dc

Noticed bananas were $5 /kg this morning.

At that price I can only assume the collapse of civilisation is eminent. 


50 minutes ago, old dee said:

Noticed bananas were $5 /kg this morning.

At that price I can only assume the collapse of civilisation is eminent. 

There was a time when they got to around $10 kg, then circus monkeys went wild because the circus's could not afford giving them bananas.

6 minutes ago, don't make me angry said:

There was a time when they got to around $10 kg, then circus monkeys went wild because the circus's could not afford giving them bananas.

God deliver us from such a calamity in the future dmma.

7 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Just wondering now that the Greater Western Sydney Giants have purged themselves of their unmentionable by name person (and no doubt, his portly parent), is there any reason why this thread should continue?

Some things don't change, and should stand for all time, in the tradition of "Richard Hadlee is still a [censored]!" In other words, let us continue not mentioning that player ...

8 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Just wondering now that the Greater Western Sydney Giants have purged themselves of their unmentionable by name person (and no doubt, his portly parent), is there any reason why this thread should continue?

This is a particularly churlish suggestion Jack. Do you think you own this site?

This is where the great minds of Demonland meet. It is where lesser beings come to be uplifted by bitter philosophies. Jesse Hogans come and go but this thread is an island of certain  idiocy in an uncertain world. Your malicious  threat must certainly result from an unsuccessful start to the Spring Carnival as there could be no logical reason to deny the world the enlightenment this hallowed place provides. 

 

As to you Ernie. You have evolved from an amoral fornicator while alive to a sanctimonious phantom. I hereby abjure you and your pomps. 

41 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

This is a particularly churlish suggestion Jack. Do you think you own this site?

This is where the great minds of Demonland meet. It is where lesser beings come to be uplifted by bitter philosophies. Jesse Hogans come and go but this thread is an island of certain  idiocy in an uncertain world. Your malicious  threat must certainly result from an unsuccessful start to the Spring Carnival as there could be no logical reason to deny the world the enlightenment this hallowed place provides. 

 

As to you Ernie. You have evolved from an amoral fornicator while alive to a sanctimonious phantom. I hereby abjure you and your pomps. 

I trust the shiraz stockpile is taking a big hit tonight Bitters. The more you drink, the more obscure the words you use in your posts

Edited by Moonshadow


jaysus......999 must be soooo close.....i can smell it............................or is that uncle bitters?

A lovely single malt to finish the night.

Some good things in life never change thank God.

Now a lovely ripe Banana to start Sunday.

 

How very dare you propose closure or even suspension of this life-sustaining thread.

This place is a sanctuary for the tired, the poor, the huddled masses yearning to breathe free.  The wretched refuse of teeming shores, the tempest-tossed homeless.

 

or something like that.

2 hours ago, bjDee said:

How very dare you propose closure or even suspension of this life-sustaining thread.

This place is a sanctuary for the tired, the poor, the huddled masses yearning to breathe free.  The wretched refuse of teeming shores, the tempest-tossed homeless.

 

or something like that.

Excellent summation.


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