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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

Three of my teams were in Grand Finals in 2018. WINS 0 LOSES 3.

The Red and Blue Army had a very bad weekend as Melbourne was also smashed.

Bring on 2019!

Oh some good news in 2018, West Perth is out of administration and debt. But like to get a name change soon.

Are you saying they will get a name change or you want them to DF?

 

I would never say a bad word word about my lawyer Solly Goldstein.

He 's trained in Jew-Jitsu.

7 hours ago, old dee said:

Are you saying they will get a name change or you want them to DF?

I want them to keep their current name. But unfortunately I think it will be changed for the 2019 season. The recent speech from the newly appointed chairman all but confirmed the change.

West Perth's orginal name was the Victorians. So some changes to club names can be good thing.

 

 
11 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

I want them to keep their current name. But unfortunately I think it will be changed for the 2019 season. The recent speech from the newly appointed chairman all but confirmed the change.

West Perth's orginal name was the Victorians. So some changes to club names can be good thing.

 

Doubt that will fly in 2019.

What were they before the falcons? My memory has deserted me.

4 hours ago, old dee said:

Doubt that will fly in 2019.

What were they before the falcons? My memory has deserted me.

Victorian FC

Western Australia FC

Metropolitan FC

There was a merger between the Victorian FC and the Western Australian FC to become the Metropolitan FC. The name changed to West Perth as most of the players of the time lived there.

At the time of the merger the team colours were changed to Red and Black. But the team colours were changed back to Red and Blue due to the lack of success of the new colours.


21 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

Victorian FC

Western Australia FC

Metropolitan FC

There was a merger between the Victorian FC and the Western Australian FC to become the Metropolitan FC. The name changed to West Perth as most of the players of the time lived there.

At the time of the merger the team colours were changed to Red and Black. But the team colours were changed back to Red and Blue due to the lack of success of the new colours.

Understand but was there not a different emblem before the Falcon? 

 
On ‎10‎/‎8‎/‎2018 at 8:54 AM, DemonFrog said:

It is not safe to comment about non-banana fruit here.

As some of the regular posters know people who know people.

The banana is like a religious item and should be worshipped as such.

Oh well, now that I have done my public safety announcement for the day, I am off to eat an apple or two for breakfast.

 

 

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A banana worth listening to!!

Note private copy of Album Cover “no copyright infringement is intended”

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3 hours ago, Redleg said:

Is trade week finished?

We should be so lucky!


3 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

I know Solly and he's not a lawyer.

He's a dentist.

That would explain Biffen's missing teeth and pending jail term....

On ‎10‎/‎8‎/‎2018 at 3:23 PM, Redleg said:

But then you would need a lawyer, so it would all work out well.

You know Red, I've been reflecting on this and you maybe correct.

There are some unresolved matters -

- The misunderstanding over the neighbour's missus.

- The unfortunate accident with "The Lads" and another neighbour's prized orchids

- And the ridiculous claim that I set the dog on children last Halloween

- Most recently, there is the disgruntled former maid who asserts that that certain duties I required were beyond her ( or any reasonable persons) contractual obligations.

A lot of fuss over nothing really but perhaps you could tidy them up for me. 

As you can understand, the "readies" are currently a bit short at The Manor so I'm sure a pro bono  arrangement for a fellow denizen of this thread could be arranged.

 

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2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

You know Red, I've been reflecting on this and you maybe correct.

There are some unresolved matters -

- The misunderstanding over the neighbour's missus.

- The unfortunate accident with "The Lads" and another neighbour's prized orchids

- And the ridiculous claim that I set the dog on children last Halloween

- Most recently, there is the disgruntled former maid who asserts that that certain duties I required were beyond her ( or any reasonable persons) contractual obligations.

A lot of fuss over nothing really but perhaps you could tidy them up for me. 

As you can understand, the "readies" are currently a bit short at The Manor so I'm sure a pro bono  arrangement for a fellow denizen of this thread could be arranged.

 

A Lawyer working for nothing, that is the funniest thing I have ever read on DL.

1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

That would explain Biffen's missing teeth and pending jail term....

As long as my accounts are in order the minor issues will resolve themselves.


19 minutes ago, Redleg said:

A Lawyer working for nothing, that is the funniest thing I have ever read on DL.

A suggest you invoice him for the review of his tawdry legal situation Mr Leg.

In order to discourage the begging bowl attitude if nothing else.

31 minutes ago, Biffen said:

As long as my accounts are in order the minor issues will resolve themselves.

Hopefully no miners were involved...

5 minutes ago, dieter said:

Hopefully no miners were involved...

I hope you're aren't digging into my historical faux pas'.

They would  be tempted to re-build  the gallows .

8 hours ago, old dee said:

Understand but was there not a different emblem before the Falcon? 

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On 10/8/2018 at 8:47 PM, Biffen said:

I would never say a bad word word about my lawyer Solly Goldstein.

He 's trained in Jew-Jitsu.

Jeezus Biffen, I didn't realise you were also an, um... anti-Drefusard.


9 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

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That's it the Cardinals, that's what I was thinking about. Thanks DF.

1 minute ago, old dee said:

That's it the Cardinals, that's what I was thinking about. Thanks DF.

The last one was a joke. All this talk about lawyers made me do it.

13 hours ago, Biffen said:

I hope you're aren't digging into my historical faux pas'.

They would  be tempted to re-build  the gallows .

Is a faux pas like a pas de deux, I.E. a golfing term?

Re build a gallow? Make a gallow great again?

 
15 hours ago, Biffen said:

I hope you're aren't digging into my historical faux pas'.

They would  be tempted to re-build  the gallows .

a teutonic fallbeil would be more appropriate, biffo

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