The No T$ No B$ Thread

[beelzebub 23,380]

what was that ...defenceless moronities ?? surely not   . Chin up laddy

[daisycutter 29,622]

29 minutes ago, Redleg said:

It is so easy for people to pick on the defenceless minorities. You should be ashamed of yourself.

why should dwarves, the irish, the italians, the french and catholics get all the best jokes?

take it as a strike for diversity mr leg

[Redleg 40,970]

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

why should dwarves, the irish, the italians, the french and catholics get all the best jokes?

take it as a strike for diversity mr leg

What's next, sex jokes, prostitute jokes, porn star jokes, it is so easy to pick on people who can't defend themselves.

[old dee 23,799]

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

One of the more disgusting things I have seen posted on Demonlander.

I agree Mr. Leg it is unbelievable the depths that some people will plumb!

[beelzebub 23,380]

3 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

This may be blasphemy in this thread, but I need to confess my sins, I've moved on from banana bread and taken a liking to pear-and-raspberry bread!

Why am I sharing this? I think just to keep the thread bumped up, as it clearly has more useful information in it than certain other overactive threads around here.

I'm open to the idea.,but only drizzled with banana syrup .

[DemonFrog 1,354]

12 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

This may be blasphemy in this thread, but I need to confess my sins, I've moved on from banana bread and taken a liking to pear-and-raspberry bread!

Why am I sharing this? I think just to keep the thread bumped up, as it clearly has more useful information in it than certain other overactive threads around here.

It is not safe to comment about non-banana fruit here.

As some of the regular posters know people who know people.

The banana is like a religious item and should be worshipped as such.

Oh well, now that I have done my public safety announcement for the day, I am off to eat an apple or two for breakfast.

 

 

[daisycutter 29,622]

9 hours ago, Redleg said:

What's next, sex jokes, prostitute jokes, porn star jokes, it is so easy to pick on people who can't defend themselves.

that reminds me of the joke about the lawyer and the porn star

......but i'm sure you've heard it......and this is a family site....

Edited October 7, 2018 by daisycutter

[old dee 23,799]

15 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

It is not safe to comment about non-banana fruit here.

As some of the regular posters know people who know people.

The banana is like a religious item and should be worshipped as such.

Oh well, now that I have done my public safety announcement for the day, I am off to eat an apple or two for breakfast.

 

 

There was a time when I thought you were quite knowledgeable DF  but alas after that last statement that idea is as dead as our push for the 2018 premiership.

[daisycutter 29,622]

as we speak.......the etihad sign is coming down and the marvel sign is going up

anything else happening today?

[Dee Zephyr 19,267]

Unconfirmed reports Josh Mahoney has arrived at AFL house this morning with a Banana Buzz smoothie in hand. If true, the man is a legend.

[ManDee 7,162]

Bus load of Lawyers goes of a cliff,  all dead. Witness crying asked why he is so upset. "There was an empty seat"

[old55 23,624]

Started using the "Next Unread Topic" button on the Trade board to navigate between threads - very happy with how it works.

Revisiting its value on this board though after stumbling in here ... 

Don't get me wrong - I'm very happy for all you dawgies to be contained in this here corral.

 

Edited October 8, 2018 by Fifty-5

[DemonFrog 1,354]

4 hours ago, old dee said:

There was a time when I thought you were quite knowledgeable DF  but alas after that last statement that idea is as dead as our push for the 2018 premiership.

Three of my teams were in Grand Finals in 2018. WINS 0 LOSES 3.

The Red and Blue Army had a very bad weekend as Melbourne was also smashed.

Bring on 2019!

Oh some good news in 2018, West Perth is out of administration and debt. But like to get a name change soon.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,242]

15 hours ago, Redleg said:

What's next, sex jokes, prostitute jokes, porn star jokes, it is so easy to pick on people who can't defend themselves.

I see no sense in picking on people who can defend themselves!

In fact it could be dangerous!!

[Redleg 40,970]

52 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I see no sense in picking on people who can defend themselves!

In fact it could be dangerous!!

But then you would need a lawyer, so it would all work out well.

[old dee 23,799]

1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

Three of my teams were in Grand Finals in 2018. WINS 0 LOSES 3.

The Red and Blue Army had a very bad weekend as Melbourne was also smashed.

Bring on 2019!

Oh some good news in 2018, West Perth is out of administration and debt. But like to get a name change soon.

Are you saying they will get a name change or you want them to DF?

[Biffen 12,944]

I would never say a bad word word about my lawyer Solly Goldstein.

He 's trained in Jew-Jitsu.

[DemonFrog 1,354]

7 hours ago, old dee said:

Are you saying they will get a name change or you want them to DF?

I want them to keep their current name. But unfortunately I think it will be changed for the 2019 season. The recent speech from the newly appointed chairman all but confirmed the change.

West Perth's orginal name was the Victorians. So some changes to club names can be good thing.

 

[old dee 23,799]

11 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

I want them to keep their current name. But unfortunately I think it will be changed for the 2019 season. The recent speech from the newly appointed chairman all but confirmed the change.

West Perth's orginal name was the Victorians. So some changes to club names can be good thing.

 

Doubt that will fly in 2019.

What were they before the falcons? My memory has deserted me.

[DemonFrog 1,354]

4 hours ago, old dee said:

Doubt that will fly in 2019.

What were they before the falcons? My memory has deserted me.

Victorian FC

Western Australia FC

Metropolitan FC

There was a merger between the Victorian FC and the Western Australian FC to become the Metropolitan FC. The name changed to West Perth as most of the players of the time lived there.

At the time of the merger the team colours were changed to Red and Black. But the team colours were changed back to Red and Blue due to the lack of success of the new colours.

[old dee 23,799]

21 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

Victorian FC

Western Australia FC

Metropolitan FC

There was a merger between the Victorian FC and the Western Australian FC to become the Metropolitan FC. The name changed to West Perth as most of the players of the time lived there.

At the time of the merger the team colours were changed to Red and Black. But the team colours were changed back to Red and Blue due to the lack of success of the new colours.

Understand but was there not a different emblem before the Falcon? 

[Redleg 40,970]

Is trade week finished?

[Whispering_Jack 30,237]

19 hours ago, Biffen said:

I would never say a bad word word about my lawyer Solly Goldstein.

He 's trained in Jew-Jitsu.

I know Solly and he's not a lawyer.

He's a dentist.

[picket fence 17,178]

On ‎10‎/‎8‎/‎2018 at 8:54 AM, DemonFrog said:

It is not safe to comment about non-banana fruit here.

As some of the regular posters know people who know people.

The banana is like a religious item and should be worshipped as such.

Oh well, now that I have done my public safety announcement for the day, I am off to eat an apple or two for breakfast.

 

 

A banana worth listening to!!

Note private copy of Album Cover “no copyright infringement is intended”

Edited October 9, 2018 by picket fence

[old dee 23,799]

3 hours ago, Redleg said:

Is trade week finished?

We should be so lucky!