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what was that ...defenceless moronities ?? surely not   . Chin up laddy

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29 minutes ago, Redleg said:

It is so easy for people to pick on the defenceless minorities. You should be ashamed of yourself.

why should dwarves, the irish, the italians, the french and catholics get all the best jokes?

take it as a strike for diversity mr leg

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1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

why should dwarves, the irish, the italians, the french and catholics get all the best jokes?

take it as a strike for diversity mr leg

What's next, sex jokes, prostitute jokes, porn star jokes, it is so easy to pick on people who can't defend themselves.

Posted
2 hours ago, Redleg said:

One of the more disgusting things I have seen posted on Demonlander.

I agree Mr. Leg it is unbelievable the depths that some people will plumb!

Posted
3 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

This may be blasphemy in this thread, but I need to confess my sins, I've moved on from banana bread and taken a liking to pear-and-raspberry bread!

Why am I sharing this? I think just to keep the thread bumped up, as it clearly has more useful information in it than certain other overactive threads around here.

I'm open to the idea.,but only drizzled with banana syrup .

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12 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

This may be blasphemy in this thread, but I need to confess my sins, I've moved on from banana bread and taken a liking to pear-and-raspberry bread!

Why am I sharing this? I think just to keep the thread bumped up, as it clearly has more useful information in it than certain other overactive threads around here.

It is not safe to comment about non-banana fruit here.

As some of the regular posters know people who know people.

The banana is like a religious item and should be worshipped as such.

Oh well, now that I have done my public safety announcement for the day, I am off to eat an apple or two for breakfast.

 

 

Posted (edited)
9 hours ago, Redleg said:

What's next, sex jokes, prostitute jokes, porn star jokes, it is so easy to pick on people who can't defend themselves.

that reminds me of the joke about the lawyer and the porn star

......but i'm sure you've heard it......and this is a family site....

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Posted
15 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

It is not safe to comment about non-banana fruit here.

As some of the regular posters know people who know people.

The banana is like a religious item and should be worshipped as such.

Oh well, now that I have done my public safety announcement for the day, I am off to eat an apple or two for breakfast.

 

 

There was a time when I thought you were quite knowledgeable DF  but alas after that last statement that idea is as dead as our push for the 2018 premiership.

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Unconfirmed reports Josh Mahoney has arrived at AFL house this morning with a Banana Buzz smoothie in hand. If true, the man is a legend.

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Bus load of Lawyers goes of a cliff,  all dead. Witness crying asked why he is so upset. "There was an empty seat"

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Started using the "Next Unread Topic" button on the Trade board to navigate between threads - very happy with how it works.

Revisiting its value on this board though after stumbling in here ... 

Don't get me wrong - I'm very happy for all you dawgies to be contained in this here corral.

 

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Posted
4 hours ago, old dee said:

There was a time when I thought you were quite knowledgeable DF  but alas after that last statement that idea is as dead as our push for the 2018 premiership.

Three of my teams were in Grand Finals in 2018. WINS 0 LOSES 3.

The Red and Blue Army had a very bad weekend as Melbourne was also smashed.

Bring on 2019!

Oh some good news in 2018, West Perth is out of administration and debt. But like to get a name change soon.

Posted
15 hours ago, Redleg said:

What's next, sex jokes, prostitute jokes, porn star jokes, it is so easy to pick on people who can't defend themselves.

I see no sense in picking on people who can defend themselves!

In fact it could be dangerous!!

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52 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I see no sense in picking on people who can defend themselves!

In fact it could be dangerous!!

But then you would need a lawyer, so it would all work out well.

Posted
1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

Three of my teams were in Grand Finals in 2018. WINS 0 LOSES 3.

The Red and Blue Army had a very bad weekend as Melbourne was also smashed.

Bring on 2019!

Oh some good news in 2018, West Perth is out of administration and debt. But like to get a name change soon.

Are you saying they will get a name change or you want them to DF?

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I would never say a bad word word about my lawyer Solly Goldstein.

He 's trained in Jew-Jitsu.

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Posted
7 hours ago, old dee said:

Are you saying they will get a name change or you want them to DF?

I want them to keep their current name. But unfortunately I think it will be changed for the 2019 season. The recent speech from the newly appointed chairman all but confirmed the change.

West Perth's orginal name was the Victorians. So some changes to club names can be good thing.

 

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11 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

I want them to keep their current name. But unfortunately I think it will be changed for the 2019 season. The recent speech from the newly appointed chairman all but confirmed the change.

West Perth's orginal name was the Victorians. So some changes to club names can be good thing.

 

Doubt that will fly in 2019.

What were they before the falcons? My memory has deserted me.

Posted
4 hours ago, old dee said:

Doubt that will fly in 2019.

What were they before the falcons? My memory has deserted me.

Victorian FC

Western Australia FC

Metropolitan FC

There was a merger between the Victorian FC and the Western Australian FC to become the Metropolitan FC. The name changed to West Perth as most of the players of the time lived there.

At the time of the merger the team colours were changed to Red and Black. But the team colours were changed back to Red and Blue due to the lack of success of the new colours.

Posted
21 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

Victorian FC

Western Australia FC

Metropolitan FC

There was a merger between the Victorian FC and the Western Australian FC to become the Metropolitan FC. The name changed to West Perth as most of the players of the time lived there.

At the time of the merger the team colours were changed to Red and Black. But the team colours were changed back to Red and Blue due to the lack of success of the new colours.

Understand but was there not a different emblem before the Falcon? 

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On ‎10‎/‎8‎/‎2018 at 8:54 AM, DemonFrog said:

It is not safe to comment about non-banana fruit here.

As some of the regular posters know people who know people.

The banana is like a religious item and should be worshipped as such.

Oh well, now that I have done my public safety announcement for the day, I am off to eat an apple or two for breakfast.

 

 

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A banana worth listening to!!

Note private copy of Album Cover “no copyright infringement is intended”

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