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Redleg
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with a 66.6% winning rate, melbourne fc finish 2nd in the afl finals series

  • methos      100%
  • demons       66.6%
  • colonwood  50%
  • toiges          50%
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    49 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    Old ages does mellow one down. But old habits are hard to change.

    However, as a true friend, did you give him a membership form for the Mighty Dees?

    Arh no DF that might have been going a little bit too far just a few hours after the loss. 

     

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    58 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    with a 66.6% winning rate, melbourne fc finish 2nd in the afl finals series

    • methos      100%
    • demons       66.6%
    • colonwood  50%
    • toiges          50%

    Is there a cup or flag for that?

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    with a 66.6% winning rate, melbourne fc finish 2nd in the afl finals series

    • methos      100%
    • demons       66.6%
    • colonwood  50%
    • toiges          50%

    We did it!

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    13 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Is there a cup or flag for that?

    i'm still constructing it, mr. leg

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    14 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    i'm still constructing it, mr. leg

    I would not bother dc the MCC would probably lose it!

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    57 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Is there a cup or flag for that?

    I sure you could buy something from the Demons Shop.

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    2 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    I sure you could buy something from the Demons Shop.

    Now at a big end of season discount.

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    So many Dee supporters real hate Collingwood and all those who sail on her.

    I have really received SMS from Beagle supporters bragging about their win. Maybe I can they they cheated with a sheaping off the mark. That comment seems to upset Collingwood people.

    Oh well off to make a banana smoothie for breakfast.

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    11 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    We’re in a restaurant and Redleg is about to order the banana fritters. After he eats it, he’ll be f.....d.

    Two lawyers in a restaurant FMD! I couldn't come up with a joke for that but here's a true story.

    I recently read that the major research universities are removing rats from laboratory experiments and replacing them with lawyers.

    They gave three reasons for this-

            There are more lawyers than rats

            Laboratory assistants grieve when a rat dies.

            There are some things even a rat won't do.

     

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    4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Two lawyers in a restaurant FMD! I couldn't come up with a joke for that but here's a true story.

    I recently read that the major research universities are removing rats from laboratory experiments and replacing them with lawyers.

    They gave three reasons for this-

            There are more lawyers than rats

            Laboratory assistants grieve when a rat dies.

            There are some things even a rat won't do.

     

    Next you will tell me about the joke, what is a ship load of lawyers sunk on the bottom of the ocean? Answer " a good start".

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    What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

    The pronunciation.

     

    (fate in the balence...?)

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    19 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

    The pronunciation.

     

    (fate in the balence...?)

    Someone has made a big Gaff here starting this crap.

    I am torn between staying at DL or moving to BigFooty, who have promised me a huge stipend.

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    15 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

     

     

     

    Your best post in some time.

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    40 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Your best post in some time.

    Couldn't think of anything to add... So I did :)

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Someone has made a big Gaff here starting this crap.

    I am torn between staying at DL or moving to BigFooty, who have promised me a huge stipend.

    As a free agent, its now your choice if you move.

    At is unless Mr Bitters can match their offer.

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    This may be blasphemy in this thread, but I need to confess my sins, I've moved on from banana bread and taken a liking to pear-and-raspberry bread!

    Why am I sharing this? I think just to keep the thread bumped up, as it clearly has more useful information in it than certain other overactive threads around here.

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    What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 120?

    Your Honour

    What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

    Senator.

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    1 hour ago, Little Goffy said:

    This may be blasphemy in this thread, but I need to confess my sins, I've moved on from banana bread and taken a liking to pear-and-raspberry bread!

     

    One of the more disgusting things I have seen posted on Demonlander.

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    1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

    What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 120?

    Your Honour

    What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

    Senator.

    It is so easy for people to pick on the defenceless minorities. You should be ashamed of yourself.

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