The No T$ No B$ Thread

[DemonFrog 1,359]

15 hours ago, old dee said:

The most enjoyable thing of 2018 is that this thread has returned to its roots. 

Long live the banana!

Bananas have roots?

[daisycutter 30,021]

53 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

Bananas have roots?

where do you think all the little bananas come from?

[Moonshadow 17,678]

Hey dc, you didn't tell us you had 'moved' to Queensland!
https://www.theage.com.au/business/companies/aveo-executive-resigns-after-being-identified-as-poo-jogger-20180607-p4zk1e.html

Edited June 8, 2018 by Moonshadow

[daisycutter 30,021]

1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

Hey dc, you didn't tell us you had 'moved' to Queensland!
https://www.theage.com.au/business/companies/aveo-executive-resigns-after-being-identified-as-poo-jogger-20180607-p4zk1e.html

don't be cheeky, moonie, with a moniker like yours you were the first one to come to mind

some strange people in qld. what a bummer getting photographed in the act. they'll probably lock him up in one of his own aged care units.

[Ethan Tremblay 31,388]

To celebrate the capture of ‘The Poo Jogger’ I had some limited edition t-shirts made up. If you’d like to purchase one please let me know. 

Edited June 8, 2018 by Ethan Tremblay

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

Can't help but admire the poo jogger.

His total disregard for social proprieties is quite anarchic. 

I wonder whether his dinner invitations will increase or decrease as a result of his new found fame?

 

BTW Ethan your faeces throwing at Freo supporters rather ... err shall be say pales by comparison to this avant-garde effort.

[Redleg 42,172]

10 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Can't help but admire the poo jogger.

His total disregard for social proprieties is quite anarchic. 

I wonder whether his dinner invitations will increase or decrease as a result of his new found fame?

 

BTW Ethan your faeces throwing at Freo supporters rather ... err shall be say pales by comparison to this avant-garde effort.

Can we leave all the toilet humour,  it is starting to p-ss me off.

Edited June 8, 2018 by Redleg

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Can we leave all the toilet humour,  it is starting to [censored] me off. 

Well, in that case, I'd better scat.

[Redleg 42,172]

4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well, in that case, I'd better scat.

Look at my post again, not what you quoted. 

You also have permission to stay around as one of our most beloved sages. 

[Moonshadow 17,678]

9 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well, in that case, I'd better scat.

Maybe we should all evacuate

[Redleg 42,172]

2 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Maybe we should all evacuate

Shame on you, we are not quitters. 

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

5 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Shame on you, we are not quitters. 

Take your stool to the naughty corner Moonie.

[Redleg 42,172]

5 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Take your stool to the naughty corner Moonie.

See, I knew you could leave the toilet humour and give some good advice.

[daisycutter 30,021]

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Can't help but admire the poo jogger.

His total disregard for social proprieties is quite anarchic. 

I wonder whether his dinner invitations will increase or decrease as a result of his new found fame?

 

BTW Ethan your faeces throwing at Freo supporters rather ... err shall be say pales by comparison to this avant-garde effort.

diogenes would surely admire the poo jogger

[Moonshadow 17,678]

8 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Can't help but admire the poo jogger.

His total disregard for social proprieties is quite anarchic. 

I'd admire him more is his evacuations were at the front door of Eddie McGuire's mansion

 

[daisycutter 30,021]

14 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

I'd admire him more is his evacuations were at the front door of Eddie McGuire's mansion

 

or the richmond social club

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

9 hours ago, daisycutter said:

diogenes would surely admire the poo jogger

Possibly so dc.

However, personally dc, I reckon the philosophies of Bacchus make more sense.

[Whispering_Jack 31,368]

Could someone please tell me who is responsible for giving this man an MFC tie?

[Redleg 42,172]

10 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Could someone please tell me who is responsible for giving this man an MFC tie?

Maybe he could order that we win the flag under threat of trade sanctions. For that matter a three peat. 

[Ethan Tremblay 31,388]

Not me, I gave him a team training singlet. I bet he’s wearing it underneath. 

[daisycutter 30,021]

54 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Could someone please tell me who is responsible for giving this man an MFC tie?

think it was prodee

[—coach— 3,496]

Wow, haven’t been to this thread in a while. This is some seriously highbrow s h i t !

 

 

(pun intended)

[Whispering_Jack 31,368]

14 minutes ago, —coach— said:

Wow, haven’t been to this thread in a while. This is some seriously highbrow s h i t !

 

 

(pun intended)

Correct.

Unless one is a certified member of MENSA, everything on this thread is likely to be way over one’s comprehensive capabilities.

I’m glad you understand the sub text of the conversation we’re having here. It’s vital for the national interest as well as the MFC that people understand this.

[pineapple dee 2,892]

20 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

I'd admire him more is his evacuations were at the front door of Eddie McGuire's mansion

 

Can we get the Poo jogger and some like minded friends down to Punt Rd ???

Chicken poo is so last century.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,101]

2 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Could someone please tell me who is responsible for giving this man an MFC tie?

Presumably the same guy that fed him all the jam donuts from the vans outside the 'G. Either that or he has been on the Phat Phil diet ...