2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

wtf....who'd want to be the duchess of suss sex? surely they could have found another county

I reckon Middle sex might be worse ( or better?) dc.

I was at the game and bumped into Uncle Bitter. I feel like he's stalking me. Uncle spent the entire match swearing and spitting beer over all and sundry. Also sat near that pathetic Carlton supporter Dave Hughes, who definitely has a problem. Of course, he left at 3/4 time along with most of the Blues players

10 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I reckon Middle sex might be worse ( or better?) dc.

Any kind of sex would do, she’s a honey 

10 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

I was at the game and bumped into Uncle Bitter. I feel like he's stalking me. Uncle spent the entire match swearing and spitting beer over all and sundry. Also sat near that pathetic Carlton supporter Dave Hughes, who definitely has a problem. Of course, he left at 3/4 time along with most of the Blues players

Can’t stand Dave Hughes 

16 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I reckon Middle sex might be worse ( or better?) dc.

That’s what it’s called when you use the belly button. 

45 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

A fashion oversight for sure

would have liked to be a mosquito on the wall...  just checking the haute couture mind.

Edited May 20, 20187 yr by DV8

18 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I reckon Middle sex might be worse ( or better?) dc.

sounds too church of england Bbo.  missionaries.

 

18 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

I was at the game and bumped into Uncle Bitter. I feel like he's stalking me. Uncle spent the entire match swearing and spitting beer over all and sundry. Also sat near that pathetic Carlton supporter Dave Hughes, who definitely has a problem. Of course, he left at 3/4 time along with most of the Blues players

a date with the front bar?

On 5/17/2018 at 5:26 PM, hemingway said:

Red, apart from your good self and a few other stalwarts, the posts on this thread seem to have dropped off lately. 

Many of the old characters with their peccadillo's seemed to have disappeared into the ether, with the result that the only thing to talk about is football.

What's happened to all the chameleons, the perverts, the eccentrics, the boasters, the liars, the weirdos, the freaks, the nuts, the sad and lonely, the non conformists, the entrepreneurs, the drug peddlers, the pretenders, the psychotic, the delusional, the washed-up lawyers and academics and writers, the homeless, and the bizarre characters that used to come and go in the night on this thread. 

I think I have covered everyone. Oops, I forgot the dead. 

After 7 years, perhaps its time to close this thread.

Let's face it, this is not a thread for mundane, boring or repetitious comments about football. 

 

Oh no

while your summary includes most of the contributors I recognise, I am sure there are more in the audience with a reticence to step into the primal swamp that this thread inhabits. 

I myself have attempted to engage but my feeble efforts have received little attention.

When placed against the wit or witless comments of the more erudite and reticulate, not to mention the obtuse or extreme rantings  it is understandable.

However it is the thread that detracts from the depressing and mundane that I found attracted me more than any other on this site.

Please, please continue the eclectic and outrageous conversations.

if required I will research and report banana price movements but would be much happier with wine and beer analysing, although I fear such a restricted topic would lead us all into a state of ruination

i know footy is forbidden but jeez that little s..t jed lamb is very punchable

37 minutes ago, dpositive said:

Oh no

while your summary includes most of the contributors I recognise, I am sure there are more in the audience with a reticence to step into the primal swamp that this thread inhabits. 

I myself have attempted to engage but my feeble efforts have received little attention.

When placed against the wit or witless comments of the more erudite and reticulate, not to mention the obtuse or extreme rantings  it is understandable.

However it is the thread that detracts from the depressing and mundane that I found attracted me more than any other on this site.

Please, please continue the eclectic and outrageous conversations.

if required I will research and report banana price movements but would be much happier with wine and beer analysing, although I fear such a restricted topic would lead us all into a state of ruination

There's always room for one more in the swamp dpos.

Thanks Bitter.

i shall do my best to contribute but fear my sporadic attendance usually results in post hoc thought usually trumped by the more astute observer.

However given the new levels of trumping achieved by POTUS perhaps there is hope for me.

4 minutes ago, dpositive said:

Thanks Bitter.

i shall do my best to contribute but fear my sporadic attendance usually results in post hoc thought usually trumped by the more astute observer.

However given the new levels of trumping achieved by POTUS perhaps there is hope for me.

You're not another bloody lawyer are you?

10 minutes ago, dpositive said:

Thanks Bitter.

i shall do my best to contribute but fear my sporadic attendance usually results in post hoc thought usually trumped by the more astute observer.

However given the new levels of trumping achieved by POTUS perhaps there is hope for me.

Lawyer alert!

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

i know footy is forbidden but jeez that little s..t jed lamb is very punchable

Given today's events, it seems your lamb has been fried, roasted and stewed  ??

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

i know footy is forbidden but jeez that little s..t jed lamb is very punchable

 watts that you say daisy violence

lamb is very tasty

I have a long standing relationship with lawyers from previous matters considers by the authorities to be less than beneficial to society.

Having studied and worked in Industrial relations I have tried to redress that balance.

Of course all activities have been parallel to my support for the demons so there may be some strange relationship that recognises Newtons immutable 4 th law

2 hours ago, dpositive said:

I have a long standing relationship with lawyers from previous matters considers by the authorities to be less than beneficial to society.

Having studied and worked in Industrial relations I have tried to redress that balance.

Of course all activities have been parallel to my support for the demons so there may be some strange relationship that recognises Newtons immutable 4 th law

I'm sure a few of us have appeared before the Family Law Court !

Lionel Murphey is a [censored] !

Not sure that jurisdiction considers matters "less than beneficial to society"

Not sure that's an adequate description of "Murphey"

 

10 minutes ago, dpositive said:

Not sure that jurisdiction considers matters "less than beneficial to society"

Not sure that's an adequate description of "Murphey"

 

So MR BEECHWORTH does that make you a supporter of Mrs Mirrabella's recent $175,000 payout and yet to be determined legal costs ?

one for bbo

quoted by chris scott "we'll certainly be whacking ourselves after that one, you can be sure of that"

10 hours ago, puntkick said:

So MR BEECHWORTH does that make you a supporter of Mrs Mirrabella's recent $175,000 payout and yet to be determined legal costs ?

Not sure where this is leading. I am definitely not a supporter of Mirabella and her behaviour was abominable. However the law appeared sound when McGowan said in court she was not pushed as reported.

i don't think she had a reputation to lose and would not have supported such a payout.

As they say, "the only winners are the lawyers" and this would appear to be the case again.

3rd on the ladder after 9 games !

3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

3rd on the ladder after 9 games !

Anyone know what he's on about ?

 

1 minute ago, beelzebub said:

Anyone know what he's on about ?

 

Thinking the same thing, must have wandered onto this thread by mistake. 

Is he trying to kill off this thread after all?

Although he does tend to play the Bud Abbott to all the eccentrics who visit this place. 

Also appears to be a bit of a chameleon at times, which tends to be a characteristic of those in his profession. 

So lets not take him seriously. His sense of humour is very very dry.

Your right  could not be any footy club I know.  3Rd bottom now that would be normal.          Well it was