38 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well fellow illuminati, I'm sure you will all agree there is nothing like some intellectual stimulation while slurping down the Saturday morning chocolate filled maple syrup bathed and bacon wrapped croissants.

May I refer you to today's Age and an article titled - "Men- only day spas the new gentleman's club". The article focusses on a New York clinic that specialises in various medical and beauty treatments for blokes - no sheilas allowed.

"Non invasive penile enlargement" is available for a mere $6000 but there is a catch - it only lasts 2 years.

In what I thought was an interesting juxtaposition, "anal tightening procedures" are also on the menu. There is a "laser treatment" option for this.

 

Uncle, have you booked an appointment or two in the American Man Cave?

Do they also serve Australian style bananas smoothie?

14 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Uncle, have you booked an appointment or two in the American Man Cave?

Do they also serve Australian style bananas smoothie?

I think that's the lube, Toady

Merry Christmas one and all.

3 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Merry Christmas one and all.

In my typically festive mood 

Happy Christmas to all my fellow [censored]

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

In my typically festive mood 

Happy Christmas to all my fellow [censored]

and to you and all, uncle

 

In a country that carries the death sentence for drug trafficking this has to rate as a way out means of marriage proposal:

IPOH: This Christmas Eve would be unforgettable for 20-year-old administrator Yew Kar Yee after she saw the love of her life hauled away by auxiliary police personnel for the possession of an illegal substance at the Sultan Azlan Shah airport.

But that is not the reason why it is particularly memorable.

She was overwhelmed with relief and happiness when she learned that it was all just a staged act, planned by her sweetheart Cheung Chan Choon, 30, who popped the big question to her.

https://www.thestar.com.my/news/nation/2017/12/24/boyfriend-arrested-for-drugs-turns-out-to-be-an-act-for-proposal/

Merry Christmas guys from the Equator

 

On 22/12/2017 at 7:27 PM, Redleg said:

Is fosters lager still made? Haven't seen one in ages. 

It is Australia largest selling beer overseas

Fosters lager and Crown lager are the same beer apparently. 

Edited December 25, 20178 yr by Ethan Tremblay

Important article in Fairfax press by a girl who does't like fruit peel in her Christmas Cake.

The Age once again dealing with the real news.

And the ever charming Clementine Ford wrote a gem about being lonely at Christmas (is it any wonder).

51 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Important article in Fairfax press by a girl who does't like fruit peel in her Christmas Cake.

The Age once again dealing with the real news.

And the ever charming Clementine Ford wrote a gem about being lonely at Christmas (is it any wonder).

Can we blame Uncle for this as well?

48 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Important article in Fairfax press by a girl who does't like fruit peel in her Christmas Cake.

The Age once again dealing with the real news.

And the ever charming Clementine Ford wrote a gem about being lonely at Christmas (is it any wonder).

Well here's a mystery to be solved.

After a considerable hiatus, our most crass correspondent has returned.

Where have you been Biffen?

Moonie suggested on another thread that, due to various addictions, you had undergone a long period of rehab. Certainly plausible.

Whereas my contacts among your sordid social milieu claim that issues with law enforcement authorities have forced something of a hermit lifestyle upon you. Again plausible.

Perhaps you should take this opportunity and attempt to restore your  reputation to the level of merely odious. 

 

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well here's a mystery to be solved.

After a considerable hiatus, our most crass correspondent has returned.

Where have you been Biffen?

Moonie suggested on another thread that, due to various addictions, you had undergone a long period of rehab. Certainly plausible.

Whereas my contacts among your sordid social milieu claim that issues with law enforcement authorities have forced something of a hermit lifestyle upon you. Again plausible.

Perhaps you should take this opportunity and attempt to restore your  reputation to the level of merely odious. 

 

I won't dignify your sordid imputations with a detailed response other than to say, in modern shorthand :

GAGF.

9 hours ago, don't make me angry said:

It is Australia largest selling beer overseas

THis is still the most informative and intellectual thread on DL. 

I hope everybody had a merry burial yesterday

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/894357/christmas-meaning-word-ancient-egypt-hebrew-malcolm-hutton

3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well here's a mystery to be solved.

After a considerable hiatus, our most crass correspondent has returned.

Where have you been Biffen?

Moonie suggested on another thread that, due to various addictions, you had undergone a long period of rehab. Certainly plausible.

Whereas my contacts among your sordid social milieu claim that issues with law enforcement authorities have forced something of a hermit lifestyle upon you. Again plausible.

Perhaps you should take this opportunity and attempt to restore your  reputation to the level of merely odious. 

 

I believe all of the above is perfectly plausible.. Do you by chance know what GAGF means? 

I heard another rumour that he was he copper who organised the boot camps...

Edited December 25, 20178 yr by dieter

If white men weren’t such scum then Clementine Ford wouldn’t be so lonely @Biffen.

Edited December 26, 20178 yr by Ethan Tremblay

7 hours ago, dieter said:

I believe all of the above is perfectly plausible.. Do you by chance know what GAGF means? 

I heard another rumour that he was he copper who organised the boot camps...

Well skinny,  I'm assuming it's modern speak for some sort of  seasonal good wishes

9 hours ago, daisycutter said:

I hope everybody had a merry burial yesterday

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/894357/christmas-meaning-word-ancient-egypt-hebrew-malcolm-hutton

A very tactless post dc. Imagine how poor old Ernie feels about such matters. Show some consideration in future.

I hope everyone has a happy and safe new year.

Well hopefully everyone had a happy new year and can now concentrate on 2018 and the coming footy season.

46 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Well hopefully everyone had a happy new year and can now concentrate on 2018 and the coming footy season.

How many days until our first game, Red?

1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

How many days until our first game, Red?

JLT  66

AFL Season 83

My next birthday 789

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

JLT  66

AFL Season 83

My next birthday 789

Wow! You're old Red

22 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Wow! You're old Red

Supporting the MFC will do that to you Mr. Shadow.

On 01/01/2018 at 11:12 AM, Redleg said:

JLT  66

AFL Season 83

My next birthday 789

leap year baby?