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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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5 hours ago, Redleg said:

Yes 900 pages of educational posting and unbridled joy. The next 100 taking us up to 1000, should see so much more brilliant writing and knowledge and valuable information provided to the world.  

BTW Redleg when are you going to get around to re-organising our 2016 annual dinner?

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    6 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    BTW Redleg when are you going to get around to re-organising our 2016 annual dinner?

    When we have a football team to follow and are able to discuss their wins. 

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    9 hours ago, Redleg said:

    When we have a football team to follow and are able to discuss their wins. 

    So anytime now ...

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    7 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    So anytime now ...

    Looking likely. 

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    No wonder DL is on the ropes, not one mention of a banana on any other thread.

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    19 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    No wonder DL is on the ropes, not one mention of a banana on any other thread.

    Not even when Oliver kicks one? :)

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    everything tasted sweeter on Sunday :rolleyes:

    There were free Bananas to participants at the Mothers Day Classic on sunday. A very switched on event  !!

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    7 minutes ago, america de cali said:

    This is our kind of airline. Forget about China Southern.

    http://www.traveller.com.au/plane-passenger-orders-special-gluten-free-meal-on-ana-flight-and-is-given-a-banana-gw3gsq

    would have been hungry though....where was the follow up second banana I ask ?

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    4 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    would have been hungry though....where was the follow up second banana I ask ?

    Well you have to wait for lunch. If peckish, one could eat the skin also. Add a dash of salt and cut up with knife and fork into neat strips.

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    10 minutes ago, america de cali said:

    Well you have to wait for lunch. If peckish, one could eat the skin also. Add a dash of salt and cut up with knife and fork into neat strips.

    Sounds very complex for a banana adc.

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    26 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Sounds very complex for a banana adc.

     

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    Is this the appropriate thread to make a suggestion on a Latin motto for the club after Saturdays belting of the Crows under lights at Adelaide oval. The Saints have " Fortius quo fidelis" , Carlton, " Men's sana in corpore sana " What about  " Lucent en tenebris" for us. If I am not very much mistaken, it translates to " They shine in the dark"  

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    3 minutes ago, pineapple dee said:

    Is this the appropriate thread to make a suggestion on a Latin motto for the club after Saturdays belting of the Crows under lights at Adelaide oval. The Saints have " Fortius quo fidelis" , Carlton, " Men's sana in corpore sana " What about  " Lucent en tenebris" for us. If I am not very much mistaken, it translates to " They shine in the dark"  

    So might cat's eyes or a torch ? :)

    (admire the effort )

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    Well, if it's good enough to be tattooed on the arm of every adult member of the Moran clan, then it's good enough for the dees.

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    6 minutes ago, pineapple dee said:

    Well, if it's good enough to be tattooed on the arm of every adult member of the Moran clan, then it's good enough for the dees.

    Ya not selling me...

    The MORON family....

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    3 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    would have been hungry though....where was the follow up second banana I ask ?

    I think if i had been offered only that for breakfast i would have eaten the air hostess instead

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    14 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    I think if i had been offered only that for breakfast i would have eaten the air hostess instead

    But not his/her glutes if your were gluten intolerant dc

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    8 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    But not his/her glutes if your were gluten intolerant dc

    good point moonie. must remember that

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    5 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    would have been hungry though....where was the follow up second banana I ask ?

    I get it ... second banana .... Boom boom!

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    I think if i had been offered only that for breakfast i would have eaten the air hostess instead

    breakfast muffin :unsure:

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    if the rumour mill is to be believed,

    the girlfriend of Marc Murphy is an incredible Hare?

    Either I heard wrongly or the guy is a fan of Alice in Wonderland.

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