29 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

I'm mortified you think that way Biffen.

That's a bit stiff, even for Biff.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar together. It was tense...

10 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar together. It was tense...

I think you need a beverage.?

Think we need to win this one!

Pretty profound in the midst of all this side splitting mirth.

Edited April 14, 20179 yr by Redleg

Oh dear, and I had such high hopes for yesterday.

I should have read the omens when a teenage couple sat near me on the train in from Scumbury and I was mesmerised by the young lady spending most of the journey squeezing pimples on her boyfriend's face.

Still there was hope because I knew my uncouth hangers on weren't attending. Then there were the two shabbily dressed and smelly fellows

scurrying about on their knees stealing  children's Easter Eggs. (Special and Squirrel I'm guessing)

And then there was the football. Despite guzzling a gutfull I couldn't dull that particular pain.

Ugh! Just thinking about!

Haven't been so disappointed in a game since .... well since last week.

Similar feelings BBO but not so prevalent with obvious omens.

Isolated myself from the festivities of Beechworth where friends had gathered. Didn't locate to the local match to maintain focus on the match which was at least being broadcast on the ABC.

Disruption as others returned meant I missed the sequence of events from a 21 point lead to a 6 point deficit!

 

I blame myself.

So much optimism. so little reward?

Champion teams find a way to win. (Look at the doggies this week)

We just need to find that feature but at least we are getting closer.

 

is there any point in flogging the obvious?

dont think I will either !!

21 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

dont think I will either !!

And the AFL do nothing about this abuse.

On 14/04/2017 at 8:36 PM, Redleg said:

Think we need to win this one!

Pretty profound in the midst of all this side splitting mirth.

Red, how many days until the 2018 AFL season starts?

Ive swallowed dozens of those in Asia .Didn't cost me anything.

3 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Ive swallowed dozens of those in Asia .Didn't cost me anything.

Sans skin? What's the local custom Biffen?

8 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Sans skin? What's the local custom Biffen?

A gentleman never tells Moon.

But they were advertised as something else.

1 minute ago, Biffen said:

A gentleman never tells Moon.

But they were advertised as something else.

Ah yes, a sucker born every day!

5 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Ah yes, a sucker born every day!

A not so wise Asian lady once told me to be careful over there.

" They'll show you a pig and sell you a dog" 

I"Ve bought a few of each I suppose so it evens out.

 

Edited April 19, 20179 yr by Biffen

44 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

Red, how many days until the 2018 AFL season starts?

Fogger!! Back from the dead!

45 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Fogger!! Back from the dead!

Who's foggy?

2 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Who's foggy?

All of the Dees fans.

19 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Fogger!! Back from the dead!

Defeated by the Shockers has drawn me back to DL

Had lunch with Biffen today. It's apparently good for the soul to mix with people from the more dubious social strata.

Anyway Biffen chose the location and again it was a dingy little inn in some god forsaken backwater. Well the food!!

It came either drowned in tomato sauce or needed to be, to mask the underlying "taste"

Biffen, to demonstrate the sophistication gained from his recent Asian jaunt, created a scene. He demanded sweet chilli sauce Not only that but it had to be "Kan tong" or some such because that is "orthentic"

FMD ! How humiliating!

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Had lunch with Biffen today. It's apparently good for the soul to mix with people from the more dubious social strata.

Anyway Biffen chose the location and again it was a dingy little inn in some god forsaken backwater. Well the food!!

It came either drowned in tomato sauce or needed to be, to mask the underlying "taste"

Biffen, to demonstrate the sophistication gained from his recent Asian jaunt, created a scene. He demanded sweet chilli sauce Not only that but it had to be "Kan tong" or some such because that is "orthentic"

FMD ! How humiliating!

I thought it was unnecessary giving someone from Romsey a knife and fork but I was proud of the way you muddled through and tied not to make a mess.

If your hygiene continues to show improvement we may be able to take you somewhere civilised people eat and drink,as long as you promise to keep the food in your area.

Alrhough most of your lunch ended up in your overalls,you at least managed not to sexually harass the staff.

 

I think the Smith Curse is still with us. 

Has any other club lost their most important player? Does any other club have the injury list we have? We lose a game we dominate with poor kicking while the other side can't miss. Similar the next week where we lose by a couple of points after leading with 2 minutes to go and gifting the last goal. Our players get the heaviest suspensions which cost one or both games lost. Ollie continues to dominate. Our so called stars are not starring. Injured players play against us and dominate. Gus injured again.

Etc. 

Edited April 22, 20178 yr by Redleg

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

I think the Smith Curse is still with us. 

Has any other club lost their most important player? Does any other club have the injury list we have? We lose a game we dominate with poor kicking while the other side can't miss. Similar the next week where we lose by a couple of points after leading with 2 minutes to go and gifting the last goal. Our players get the heaviest suspensions which cost one or both games lost. Ollie continues to dominate. Our so called stars are not starring. Injured players play against us and dominate. Gus injured again.

Etc. 

Like some cheese with that whine ?

Stiff Cheddar?

Edited April 23, 20178 yr by Biffen

48 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Miners some cheese with that whine ?

Stiff Cheddar?

Couldn't I have Brie?

22 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Couldn't I have Brie?

Nuts and crackers?

14 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Nuts and crackers?

Ok, but I am partial to those brown crackers with the raisins/sultanas. Also no Brazil nuts as not my taste.