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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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6 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

To all my many friends    friend.

To whoever might GAF about what I say - Happy Christmas!

May your wine be excellent, your fantasies unlikely and your wallet undamaged.

To all my great pals on Demonland, Uncle, Daisy, Hemmingway, Redleg, Beezle, Earl Hood,Biffen and even Dazz;le man, and anyone else who I have not mentioned 

Have a good one with Family and an even better 2017 cheers PF

"I wish I knew what I wanted to be, when a wanted to be what I am today"

Edited by picket fence

 
On 24/12/2016 at 1:16 PM, Red and Bluebeard said:

Merry Christmas to all, and I hope we all get the present we are hoping for in late September, 2017!

Are there actual AFL games in September?

 

Now a question - probably best answered by Moonie or Earl Hood..

One of Uncle's many admirers produced a voucher to an eatery called Bopha Devi and I'm wondering whether or not I need to bun up to attend such a place?


2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Now a question - probably best answered by Moonie or Earl Hood..

One of Uncle's many admirers produced a voucher to an eatery called Bopha Devi and I'm wondering whether or not I need to bun up to attend such a place?

Cambodian food done very nicely. Should be right up your alley Uncle, as Mrs Bitter tells me you like it hot n spicy.

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Now a question - probably best answered by Moonie or Earl Hood..

One of Uncle's many admirers produced a voucher to an eatery called Bopha Devi and I'm wondering whether or not I need to bun up to attend such a place?

uncle, just remember what faulty said "don't mention pol pot"

14 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Are there actual AFL games in September?

Believe it or not, yes! I have even been to some, albeit many moons ago ...

 
11 hours ago, daisycutter said:

uncle, just remember what faulty said "don't mention pol pot"

Sounds like the counter meal at the local rubbity ... :-)

 

17 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well hello Frogger! Been hiding in the swamp have you?

Hi Mr Bitters

Just been busy at work now that I am running the place for the next six months.

I hope everyone one has a safe and happy new year. 

Keep up all your good work in Demonland.

 


3 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Believe it or not, yes! I have even been to some, albeit many moons ago ...

I have only been to one AFL finals match.

That game was played in 2006 and was the last time Melbourne FC played a final game.

I assumed due to lack of interest (mine) that was the last final game of AFL football ever played, my bad!

8 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

I have only been to one AFL finals match.

That game was played in 2006 and was the last time Melbourne FC played a final game.

I assumed due to lack of interest (mine) that was the last final game of AFL football ever played, my bad!

How about I shout you a ticket to the next Grand Final we play in then?

18 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

How about I shout you a ticket to the next Grand Final we play in then?

Can I bring my Demonland T-Shirt and hat?

18 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Can I bring my Demonland T-Shirt and hat?

Of course!

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With so much happening on the AFL front I can't understand why it is so quiet around here.

Maybe everyone is getting ready for BBO's hedonistic New Years Eve Party, held in the family dungeon in Romsey.

Oops, I think I let the cat out of the bag.


Survived the Xmas festivities. The demon force season review in Yarraville the highlight.

catching up with Ron and Aina with news from the coast added to the nostalgia.

Unfortunately overcome by the euphoria of coming season anticipation can't remember  which away game we will be attending. Tassie Alice or Darwin.

hoping to catch up in the new year.

Any demons in the area wanting to celebrate the potential can attend our New Year Eve celebration in Murmungee.

There will be some alternative team supporters available to banter with and some Mt Pilot to share whilst reminding them that the Demons have many vigneron as supporters. It's as good a reason as any for making demon support your new year resolution.

Enjoy the off season prognostications and don't under estimate. Celebrations are only just beginning.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

With so much happening on the AFL front I can't understand why it is so quiet around here.

Maybe everyone is getting ready for BBO's hedonistic New Years Eve Party, held in the family dungeon in Romsey.

Oops, I think I let the cat out of the bag.

The cat is never in the bag at my establishment RL!

5 hours ago, Redleg said:

With so much happening on the AFL front I can't understand why it is so quiet around here.

Maybe everyone is getting ready for BBO's hedonistic New Years Eve Party, held in the family dungeon in Romsey.

Oops, I think I let the cat out of the bag.

Hope not. The cat is the main entertainment for the evening. Will be upset if the RSPCA turn up

5 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

The cat is never in the bag at my establishment RL!

And the Dog is rarely seen on the porch.

2 hours ago, Biffen said:

And the Dog is rarely seen on the porch.

Well of course not!! He's down in the barn enjoying the aircon and watching the large screen with the lads.


It's not everyday i am sent a flood warning text message

 

FLOOD WARNING from SES for Elwood and Elsternwick. Follow SES advice. Listen to radio. More info www.emergency.vic.gov.au

48 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

It's not everyday i am sent a flood warning text message

 

FLOOD WARNING from SES for Elwood and Elsternwick. Follow SES advice. Listen to radio. More info www.emergency.vic.gov.au

The canal gets full of sewerage and floweth over after s heavy rain. Used to be worse several decades ago. They cleaned up the storm water and septic run off but these 'once in 100 years' events tend to find them out. Of course,  it's all a conspiracy...

3 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

The canal gets full of sewerage and floweth over after s heavy rain. Used to be worse several decades ago. They cleaned up the storm water and septic run off but these 'once in 100 years' events tend to find them out. Of course,  it's all a conspiracy...

Oh yeah i know. I have lived here for 30 years. It was so quick. But i think Victoria got a bath...

 
7 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

The canal gets full of sewerage and floweth over after s heavy rain. Used to be worse several decades ago. They cleaned up the storm water and septic run off but these 'once in 100 years' events tend to find them out. Of course,  it's all a conspiracy...

 

7 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

The canal gets full of sewerage and floweth over after s heavy rain. Used to be worse several decades ago. They cleaned up the storm water and septic run off but these 'once in 100 years' events tend to find them out. Of course,  it's all a conspiracy...

Is that the " near" canal or the other one ?????


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