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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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23 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

Are we running a physics tutorial on here now? 

Why not? Beats dodgy tours of Middle Eastern hot spots with equally dodgy coffee ... :)

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    On Thursday, October 27, 2016 at 8:16 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Mable a bird told me that you have strange tastes in your libation of choice.  Please clarify.

    Midori and pepsi doesn't go astray with me. Contrary to popular belief, I do not drink maple syrup-infused alcohol.  If someone could find their way to creating maple-flavoured bailey's I'd be willing to give that a try.

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    1 minute ago, Maple Demon said:

    Midori and pepsi doesn't go astray with me. Contrary to popular belief, I do not drink maple syrup-infused alcohol.  If someone could find their way to creating maple-flavoured bailey's I'd be willing to give that a try.

    Good God Mable!! What sort of heathens are you Canucks?

    Even the banana maniacs on this thread are not that crazed!!!

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    8 hours ago, old dee said:

    Some what less than vanilla dc.

    I would have thought a S--- sandwich would be closer.

    Aren't you just full of the sass today, OD?

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    4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Good God Mable!! What sort of heathens are you Canucks?

    Even the banana maniacs on this thread are not that crazed!!!

    I prefer to think of it as living dangerously, Uncle Bitter.  Either that or all us Canadians have an uncouth frontier thread in our DNA.

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    10 hours ago, Maple Demon said:

    I prefer to think of it as living dangerously, Uncle Bitter.  Either that or all us Canadians have an uncouth frontier thread in our DNA.

    We should ship them all to Nauru or Manus for processing Maple.

    Dangerous ideas.

     

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    10 hours ago, Maple Demon said:

    Midori and pepsi doesn't go astray with me. Contrary to popular belief, I do not drink maple syrup-infused alcohol.  If someone could find their way to creating maple-flavoured bailey's I'd be willing to give that a try.

    Are Cameroonians born without taste buds? Clearly there is some birth abnormalities happening in those sub artic temperatures.

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    17 frosty morning last Saturday. 

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    11 hours ago, Maple Demon said:

    Midori and pepsi doesn't go astray with me. Contrary to popular belief, I do not drink maple syrup-infused alcohol.  If someone could find their way to creating maple-flavoured bailey's I'd be willing to give that a try.

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    15 hours ago, Maple Demon said:

    Midori and pepsi doesn't go astray with me. Contrary to popular belief, I do not drink maple syrup-infused alcohol.  If someone could find their way to creating maple-flavoured bailey's I'd be willing to give that a try.

    Strangley enough when in Banff last Christmas, we stopped at a night vendors stand. They were selling shots !!. When its whatever frigging temp it is BELOW , Shots seem a really good idea ;)  One particular beverage was indeed Maple Syrup infused Whisky.. Now if you dont like it MD....just send all you can to me please :)  That stuff is YUMMO !!

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    40 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    Strangley enough when in Banff last Christmas, we stopped at a night vendors stand. They were selling shots !!. When its whatever frigging temp it is BELOW , Shots seem a really good idea ;)  One particular beverage was indeed Maple Syrup infused Whisky.. Now if you dont like it MD....just send all you can to me please :)  That stuff is YUMMO !!

    I agree bb I have had it to. Sounds ordinary but taste good.

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    5 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    Strangley enough when in Banff last Christmas, we stopped at a night vendors stand. They were selling shots !!. When its whatever frigging temp it is BELOW , Shots seem a really good idea ;)  One particular beverage was indeed Maple Syrup infused Whisky.. Now if you dont like it MD....just send all you can to me please :)  That stuff is YUMMO !!

    I wasn't aware it actually existed....will have to look for it.?

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    2 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Maple bacon is one of the best inventions ever. 

    Amen to that ET.

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    i've got a maple tree on my nature strip. might try to extract some syrup

    it's acer rubrum also known as october glory (not to be confused with morning glory, ethan) 

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    13 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    i've got a maple tree on my nature strip. might try to extract some syrup

    it's acer rubrum also known as october glory (not to be confused with morning glory, ethan) 

    You'll need one of these Daisy. 

    caught_080328_syrup.jpg

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    8 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    You'll need one of these Daisy. 

    caught_080328_syrup.jpg

    you mean i don't use a coat-hanger?

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    Anyone been to Toowoomba, Qld?

    I am spending a few days there for a Road Conference and was wondering if there is anything worth seeing?

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    9 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    Anyone been to Toowoomba, Qld?

    I am spending a few days there for a Road Conference and was wondering if there is anything worth seeing?

    Just a nice place at the top of the range DF. Drive around the older part there some lovely old Queenslanders. They also have some nice gardens. 

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    3 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Just a nice place at the top of the range DF. Drive around the older part there some lovely old Queenslanders. They also have some nice gardens. 

    Agreed. It's a parks and gardens kind of place. There's a Japanese garden which is small but pretty impressive. And a lookout somewhere (can't remember now).

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    25 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    Anyone been to Toowoomba, Qld?

    I am spending a few days there for a Road Conference and was wondering if there is anything worth seeing?

    Roller Derby on from the 12-13th of November, when are you going?

    This may help you too.

    http://www.toowoombashow.com.au/events/

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    2 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Anyone been to Toowoomba, Qld?

    I am spending a few days there for a Road Conference and was wondering if there is anything worth seeing?

    What is a road conference DF? 

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    On Tuesday, November 08, 2016 at 7:16 PM, Ethan Tremblay said:

    You'll need one of these Daisy. 

    caught_080328_syrup.jpg

    How will that help daisy's morning glory Eth?

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    1 minute ago, Moonshadow said:

    How will that help daisy's morning glory Eth?

    Maple syrup can be used as a natural lubricant. So I've been told. 

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