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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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42 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

maybe it was just a reflection of his opinion on trade week, ernie

Yes he probably deserves the benefit of doubt Daisy. I would not normally give a lawyer such liberty or consideration, but Redlegs posts do suggest he is a good bloke.

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    6 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    Yes he probably deserves the benefit of doubt Daisy. I would not normally give a lawyer such liberty or consideration, but Redlegs posts do suggest he is a good bloke.

    And who are we to cast the first stone!

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    On 05/10/2016 at 1:22 PM, DemonFrog said:

    Let's say I need to do a lot of driving (12 hours to get home) and flying, otherwise I will break my must follow rule number 1.

    Rule 1 is happy wife = happy life.

    Rule number 2 ........... No wife..........no strife

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    2 hours ago, hemingway said:

    I would have expected that you were more protective of your personal and professional reputation Redleg. 

    I had the mistaken idea that were a person of taste and a certain lets just say "je ne sais quoi."

    I am but I just like Malibu.

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    On 10/7/2016 at 0:11 PM, Redleg said:

    Anyone else out there like the drink Malibu?  I do and got 2 bottles for $52.00 at local Safeway. Good value me thinks.

    Will have a few shots during trade week, as will probably need them. 

    handy for making a poor mans Pina Colada :)

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    4 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I am but I just like Malibu.

    Makes a great rum punch!

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    6 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I am but I just like Malibu.

    I agree RL, nice beach but there were a few pretentious people around when I was last there. 

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    3 hours ago, old dee said:

    Makes a great rum punch!

    By whacking them with the bottle? :blink:

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    10 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I am but I just like Malibu.

    Just fell off my chair,  a straight honest answer from a lawyer. A rare virtue these days.

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    17 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I am but I just like Malibu.

    So you are a Holden man Red?

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    6 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    So you are a Holden man Red?

    Now you are pushing it!!!!!!

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    13 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    So you are a Holden man Red?

    He'd be Ford if he were Blue !!

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    13 hours ago, old dee said:

    Now you are pushing it!!!!!!

    Pushing the Holden? :lol:

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    17 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    He'd be Ford if he were Blue !!

    but he's red'n'blue through and through

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    Just heard through Warrnambool connections Jordan Lewis deal is practically done.  He will be signing with us in the next couple of days.  Bank it.

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    3 hours ago, pinkshark said:

    Just heard through Warrnambool connections Jordan Lewis deal is practically done.  He will be signing with us in the next couple of days.  Bank it.

    Pink

    This thread is not to be used for actual information. Don't do that again!

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    5 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

    Pink

    This thread is not to be used for actual information. Don't do that again!

    We'll keep it quiet Earl (just between you and me) but about those travel expenses ...........................?

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    5 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

    Pink

    This thread is not to be used for actual information. Don't do that again!

    It is okay provided that part of his contract is to eat three bananas a day sourced from Earl Hood's Fruit Supply ...

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    18 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

    Pink

    This thread is not to be used for actual information. Don't do that again!

    OK.  My bad.

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    22 hours ago, pinkshark said:

    Just heard through Warrnambool connections Jordan Lewis deal is practically done.  He will be signing with us in the next couple of days.  Bank it.

    Pink as Chairman of the Board of this thread, let me welcome you and thank for that bit of Footy news.

    As you will learn, this is the most informative thread on Demonland and all types of news are welcome, even of the footy variety. 

    Feel free to share your news and views with the other intellectuals on the thread.

    Also remember the moral code, no drinking before 9.30 AM.

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    2 hours ago, pinkshark said:

    OK.  My bad.

    I have a wire coat hanger if you ever need one. 

    Edited by Ethan Tremblay

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    I don't know whether there's any significance in this but someone on the Hawthorn supporter site has just started a thread entitled "The No J£ No B$ Thread".

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    50 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    I have a wire coat hanger if you ever need one. 

    Thanks for that Ethan, you just rekindled some mental images that I thought were well and truly repressed.

    Edited by Bitter but optimistic

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    1 hour ago, The Third Eye said:

    I don't know whether there's any significance in this but someone on the Hawthorn supporter site has just started a thread entitled "The No J£ No B$ Thread".

    Imitation  is the sincerest form of flattery.

    Edited by Redleg

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Thanks for that Ethan, you just rekindled some mental images that I thought were well and truly repressed.

    I found a new use for it, scratching the inside of my nose.

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