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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

except it's not.......jolimont is part of east melbourne (ending on brunton avenue)

whilst not jolimont it is within the city of melbourne boundary (yuk)

Yuck! Buggerissimo!

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    37 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    FMD!! I've just seen the left arm wrist spinner bowl Burns. Ignore my above post!!

    Should I watch or not?

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    4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Not now - bad light!

    Maybe we play better in the dark, then again unlikely, as we wouldn't see them coming in to bowl.

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    2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Not now - bad light!

    they're goooorn, time to be bitter not optcally mystic

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    14 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    they're goooorn, time to be bitter not optcally mystic

    Not yet.

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    Here's one I haven't heard before. Thought I'd share it with my fellow perverts.

    An old grandad goes into a chemist to buy some Viagra.
    "Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?"
    "I can cut them for you ' said the chemist " but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection."
    "I am 96 years old" said the old man . "I don't want an erection, I just want it sticking out far enough so I don’t pizz on my slippers".

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Here's one I haven't heard before. Thought I'd share it with my fellow perverts.

    An old grandad goes into a chemist to buy some Viagra.
    "Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?"
    "I can cut them for you ' said the chemist " but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection."
    "I am 96 years old" said the old man . "I don't want an erection, I just want it sticking out far enough so I don’t pizz on my slippers".

    How much did they cost you Uncle Bitters?

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    If anyone's after a  little  light entertainment, go over to Richmond big footy. It's a real hoot !!!! 

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    Tonight Mrs OD and I went to see the" Go Show Gold" 

    my grand daughter said what is that Pa?

    To which my daughter answered Just a show for old  Foggies !

    Well  after I finished laughing We had a good time. A few have lost it but most were good.

     

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    Dear Uncle, Moonman, Destroyation, Hemmingway, Daisy, Old Dee and others,

    Was at the "G" Today and was intrigued, to see and hear Jack Watts anthem song was "Come Together" By the BEATLES! 

    I immediately thought ,... Come Together???  if it wasn't so laughable I might have been tempted to try my luck!

    Fence

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    On 30 July 2016 at 4:25 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Here's one I haven't heard before. Thought I'd share it with my fellow perverts.

    An old grandad goes into a chemist to buy some Viagra.
    "Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?"
    "I can cut them for you ' said the chemist " but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection."
    "I am 96 years old" said the old man . "I don't want an erection, I just want it sticking out far enough so I don’t pizz on my slippers".

    Or you could just pee in the shower.

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    3 hours ago, picket fence said:

    Dear Uncle, Moonman, Destroyation, Hemmingway, Daisy, Old Dee and others,

    Was at the "G" Today and was intrigued, to see and hear Jack Watts anthem song was "Come Together" By the BEATLES! 

    I immediately thought ,... Come Together???  if it wasn't so laughable I might have been tempted to try my luck!

    Fence

    I know I'm leading with my chin by asking this, but why so picket?

     

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    5 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Or you could just pee in the shower.

    That's great but it wasn't a riddle to be sloved Ethan.

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    20 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Or you could just pee in the shower.

    That is possible Ethan but 47 showers in a day maybe taking cleanliness to the extreme.

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    Watched this today and thought you good people might get a laugh out of it. Sort of like what I'd expect from BBO. 

     

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    Just thought I would check after banishing myself from this thread for some time. Pleased that nothing has changed. Still the same characters trying to one-up and outwit one another. Too much competition. I will check back in 4 weeks.

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    On 1 August 2016 at 3:46 AM, Biffen said:

    That's great but it wasn't a riddle to be sloved Ethan.

    Biff what the hell is going on News reports are that the Gat is surrounded by police and they in a stand off with some desperate character! Haven't you been paying your bills?

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    23 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

    Biff what the hell is going on News reports are that the Gat is surrounded by police and they in a stand off with some desperate character! Haven't you been paying your bills?

    Just riff raff Earl. Footsoldiers lost in the trenches.

    Nothing to see here.......

    Not in my sphere of concern.

    The odd stabbing never hurt anybody.(that didn't need it.) 

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    15 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    The odd stabbing never hurt anybody.(that didn't need it.) 

    quite true biffo. in fact its beem known to make men out of boys......... (and eunuchs out of men)

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    3 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

    Biff what the hell is going on News reports are that the Gat is surrounded by police and they in a stand off with some desperate character! Haven't you been paying your bills?

    The latest update from Fitzroy Street is the police have some guy in a light blue Hawaiin tee shirt cornered on the roof of the Gatwick Inn. I wonder what this is all about? 

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    9 hours ago, hemingway said:

    Just thought I would check after banishing myself from this thread for some time. Pleased that nothing has changed. Still the same characters trying to one-up and outwit one another. Too much competition. I will check back in 4 weeks.

    Please come back sooner, Ernest. This thread never disappoints, but could use an injection of class every now and again ...

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