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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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4 minutes ago, H_T said:

We have ways of making a banana daiquiri without bananas BB. Now pay close attention...

Natural Banana Flavour Extract 100ml

Funny you mention that .. In my HSC we volunteered to do extra Chem pracs in recess    well....until they realised we were then doing "Esters and Alcohols "   yummy banana essence ....yummmmm :)

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    1 minute ago, beelzebub said:

    Funny you mention that....in my HSC year we did extra pracs in recess..   well until they discovered we were doing "Esters and Alcohols"      Yummy Banana !! Yummmm  lol

    Esters and Alcohols takes me back to my uni days years ago (ok .. decades ago) in the Chemistry components...there were quite a few. I can imagine Banana being a big hit.

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    4 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Crystal Serenity. 

    The Crystal down the Gat is anything but serene.

     

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    4 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Crystal Serenity. 

    Wifi not included ....stingy

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    3 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    Funny you mention that .. In my HSC we volunteered to do extra Chem pracs in recess    well....until they realised we were then doing "Esters and Alcohols "   yummy banana essence ....yummmmm :)

    lol banana was the best

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    43 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    Wifi not included ....stingy

    I got free wifi for cruise when I told them I was Redleg. 

    That is how I have been posting on Demonland. 

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    15 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    I got free wifi for cruise when I told them I was Redleg. 

    That is how I have been posting on Demonland. 

    Tell them you are "Bitter but optimistic" and see what that gets you RL

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    5 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    This will be difficult for one of your obviously  limited social status to understand picket, but one of my stature does not make "application".

    One is headhunted. 

    I think Uncle Bitter that we need to devote subsection of this forum to the "Ask Uncle Bitter" page

    It could be like.. the old Truth Newspaper column where desperate and dateless entities ( like many on this forum) post specific questions of dubious volition regarding ah um personal and I dare say private affairs! When the "Truth" newspaper was published the section was called "Heart Balm" it was a kaliadescope of very intimate and thought provoking conundrums!

    I think Uncle Bitter , given your self fullfilling prophesy of all aspects of LUUURVE or (lack of) you might just be the person to assist!!

    You could call it 

    "Uncle Bitters" "Shagged" but not stirred! Luurve forum!!!:blink:

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    1 minute ago, picket fence said:

    I think Uncle Bitter that we need to devote subsection of this forum to the "Ask Uncle Bitter" page

    It could be like.. the old Truth Newspaper column where desperate and dateless entities ( like many on this forum) post specific questions of dubious volition regarding ah um personal and I dare say private affairs! When the "Truth" newspaper was published the section was called "Heart Balm" it was a kaliadescope of very intimate and thought provoking conundrums!

    I think Uncle Bitter , given your self fullfilling prophesy of all aspects of LUUURVE or (lack of) you might just be the person to assist!!

    You could call it 

    "Uncle Bitters" "Shagged" but not stirred! Luurve forum!!!:blink:

    For possibly the first time ever picket you make some sense. As I mentioned on this thread some time ago, I was opening a marriage counselling business. Ironically the only response I had was from your Mrs. However the provisions of professional confidentiality do not allow me to comment further on her many disappointments and sexual frustrations.

    However, I would welcome correspondence from those in need of any type of assistance. I'm sure personal support from "Dear Uncle Bitter" would change many lives.

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    PS. Just between you and me picket! There are substances available that may assist you in relieving your missus' frustrations. But be discerning, and do your due diligence,  many of the penis enhancement drugs aren't what they are cracked up to be.

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    1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    For possibly the first time ever picket you make some sense. As I mentioned on this thread some time ago, I was opening a marriage counselling business. Ironically the only response I had was from your Mrs. However the provisions of professional confidentiality do not allow me to comment further on her many disappointments and sexual frustrations.

    However, I would welcome correspondence from those in need of any type of assistance. I'm sure personal support from "Dear Uncle Bitter" would change many lives.

    Ah the brevity, the empathy, the downright homespun candour of one that really knows!!!!! Uncle Bitter!

    I remember passing a water way in the beautiful Sth West of Vic recently and I came upon a sign the said

    " Beware Naked Lights"

    I was really very very tempted to get a texta and write below it

    " And Old Flames"

    But in retrospect I thought Nar I better not!

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Tell them you are "Bitter but optimistic" and see what that gets you RL

    Chucked overboard? :lol::)

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    28 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Chucked overboard? :lol::)

    i dunno r&b, uncle bitters is known for his seamanship, or at least he told me so or words to that effect

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    Just now, daisycutter said:

    i dunno r&b, uncle bitters is known for his seamanship, or at least he told me so or words to that effect

    So was Captain Bligh ... :lol::)

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    7 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Crystal Serenity. 

    RL I envy you and suspect you are doing better than my cruise last year to New Caladonia on the Pacific Gastro! 

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    3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Tell them you are "Bitter but optimistic" and see what that gets you RL

    You'll get free semen ... er, seamen at your cabin door Red.

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    1 hour ago, Earl Hood said:

    RL I envy you and suspect you are doing better than my cruise last year to New Caladonia on the Pacific Gastro! 

    Earl,

    You should know that Redleg is a senior figure in the courts and does not take cheap cruises on sleazy p and o Boats.

    I understand DC is known to provide entertainment for some of the more elderly citizens in the bingo room and below deck( if you get my drift)

    My only hope is that DC has not stowed away on board the Crystal Meth and that if he has, Redleg is able to assume some sort of control over his predatory behaviour whenever a rich widower with a persistent cough hits the spinning dance floor.

    I do hope Mrs Leg has a can of mace handy for such Romeos.

    One can only hope you are not on these cruises for the same nefarious reasons Earl. Although I would pick you as more of a hot chocolate and rohypnol type.

    As Bill Cosby has proved, this only works for 30 odd years and eventually you will get caught.

    Gastro should be the least of your problems.

    I suggest you stick to trawling the Streets of old Fitzroy with your man bun and rolled up jeans.

    They buy all that  fairtrade spiel  in the inner city but your exploitation of the international laws must end.

    A handful of tranquillisers for a night of romance is not a"Fair Trade" Earl.

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    5 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    Earl,

    You should know that Redleg is a senior figure in the courts and does not take cheap cruises on sleazy p and o Boats.

    I understand DC is known to provide entertainment for some of the more elderly citizens in the bingo room and below deck( if you get my drift)

    My only hope is that DC has not stowed away on board the Crystal Meth and that if he has, Redleg is able to assume some sort of control over his predatory behaviour whenever a rich widower with a persistent cough hits the spinning dance floor.

    I do hope Mrs Leg has a can of mace handy for such Romeos.

    One can only hope you are not on these cruises for the same nefarious reasons Earl. Although I would pick you as more of a hot chocolate and rohypnol type.

    As Bill Cosby has proved, this only works for 30 odd years and eventually you will get caught.

    Gastro should be the least of your problems.

    I suggest you stick to trawling the Streets of old Fitzroy with your man bun and rolled up jeans.

    They buy all that  fairtrade spiel  in the inner city but your exploitation of the international laws must end.

    A handful of tranquillisers for a night of romance is not a"Fair Trade" Earl.

    Too much exposure of fellow posters there Biff. You know the spiel.... what happens on the cruise stays on the cruise.

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    8 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Too much exposure of fellow posters there Biff. You know the spiel.... what happens on the cruise stays on the cruise.

    Don't worry Moon.

    I will not be exposing snow droppers tonight. At ease.

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    Does look like Luke Hodge in the photo.

    Always thought of him as a tea bagger.

     

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    4 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I got free wifi for cruise when I told them I was Redleg. 

    That is how I have been posting on Demonland. 

    And what about after they found out you were Avocado Man in disguise?

    And does Avocado Man have a sidekick?  Are they called Vegemite?  Relish? Mayo? Guacamole?  Chicken?

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    9 hours ago, bjDee said:

    And what about after they found out you were Avocado Man in disguise?

    And does Avocado Man have a sidekick?  Are they called Vegemite?  Relish? Mayo? Guacamole?  Chicken?

    I was recently in Bali and at breakfast in a upmarket hotel.

    There was Vegemite on the table for breakfast with a little sign that said " Aussie Chocolate"

     

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    Just now, old dee said:

    I was recently in Bali and at breakfast in a upmarket hotel.

    There was Vegemite on the table for breakfast with a little sign that said " Aussie Chocolate"

     

    more a very salted caramel

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    11 hours ago, bjDee said:

    And what about after they found out you were Avocado Man in disguise?

    And does Avocado Man have a sidekick?  Are they called Vegemite?  Relish? Mayo? Guacamole?  Chicken?

    "On Toast"

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