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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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1 hour ago, Maple Demon said:

Apparently this thread is the naughty corner. In more ways than one.

Surely not as Uncle Bitter would never debase himself by posting on this thread if that were true.

The majority of people are bores Maple.

There is no such thing as too irreverent or too sexy.

I resent the mundane,and they should be charged for Oxygen and water.

 

 
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I wonder why the ends of bananas both bend in the same direction?

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

I wonder why the ends of bananas both bend in the same direction?

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Uncle Bitters I need help, I have sparked a plethora of hate, agitation and bile when commenting on football matters in the Footy section. I need an elixer, beverage, something  to sustain me! Given I helped out with my "Cure all" magic foot fungicide , I wonder what can you prescribe for the Gaping wounds in my back and my dented Ego??

On 22 April 2016 at 9:56 PM, Moonshadow said:

After all Biff, the Greeks invented sex, but the Italians introduced women to it.

An oldie but a goodie. Another thing to thank our Italian friends for.  SPQR 


1 hour ago, picket fence said:

Uncle Bitters I need help, I have sparked a plethora of hate, agitation and bile when commenting on football matters in the Footy section. I need an elixer, beverage, something  to sustain me! Given I helped out with my "Cure all" magic foot fungicide , I wonder what can you prescribe for the Gaping wounds in my back and my dented Ego??

Is THAT what you call it Picket?  I thought it was more akin to taking flying leaps  from short run ups, rather like the Birdman Rally. :rolleyes: 

9 hours ago, picket fence said:

Uncle Bitters I need help, I have sparked a plethora of hate, agitation and bile when commenting on football matters in the Footy section. I need an elixer, beverage, something  to sustain me! Given I helped out with my "Cure all" magic foot fungicide , I wonder what can you prescribe for the Gaping wounds in my back and my dented Ego??

Yes picket I noticed you getting a jolly good thrashing from a number of posters.

I must say I enjoyed it immensely and considered it totally justified. Now as to some sort of panacea for your ills.

If you were a fellow of sensibility and style there are any number of fine wines I could recommend. However, associating you with a cultured palate( or cultured anything for that matter)  brings to mind the old biblical saying about "casting pearls before swine". Therefore I suggest you go out and buy the cheapest and nastiest "fourpenny dark" you can find and slurp down the contents. You can then beat yourself about the head with the empty bottle until you lapse into unconsciousness.

PS. if you need advice on cheap and nasty wines contact Biffen. He drinks nothing else.

 
11 hours ago, Redleg said:

I wonder why the ends of bananas both bend in the same direction?

Ah, the important questions of the universe......

On the way to the game tonight, I saw a bloke pick up a used tissue someone had left on the seat and use it. That wasn't you in your efforts to help the universe recycle, was it, Biffen?


On 18/04/2016 at 5:03 PM, Redleg said:

I expect Maric and Deledio back against us this week, along with similar headlines to the Pies, about Dimma being under the pump. However, if we play to our best, who cares?

Have you know seen the light Mr. Leg?

Now do you remember who told you we would win rounds 4 and 5?

I hope your confidence along with the other 37005 members is alive and well.

19 minutes ago, old dee said:

Have you know seen the light Mr. Leg?

Now do you remember who told you we would win rounds 4 and 5?

I hope your confidence along with the other 37005 members is alive and well.

I'm enlisting you as my official advisor on matters football OD. I'm already feeling confident about next week's game!

12 hours ago, Maple Demon said:

On the way to the game tonight, I saw a bloke pick up a used tissue someone had left on the seat and use it. That wasn't you in your efforts to help the universe recycle, was it, Biffen?

A reasonable assumption Mable,however I can assure you Biffen would not do such a thing. I have had the"pleasure" of Biffen's company on a number of occasions . He usually just snots on the floor but if it's more formal he uses his sleeve.

35 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm enlisting you as my official advisor on matters football OD. I'm already feeling confident about next week's game!

Saints are going down Bbo

10 minutes ago, old dee said:

Saints are going down Bbo

Agreed OD! We are long overdue to inflict some pain on them. Sadly we will have to venture to Darklands to watch it.


1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Agreed OD! We are long overdue to inflict some pain on them. Sadly we will have to venture to Darklands to watch it.

This time next week we be in love with the Dome of Death.

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1 hour ago, old dee said:

Have you know seen the light Mr. Leg?

Now do you remember who told you we would win rounds 4 and 5?

I hope your confidence along with the other 37005 members is alive and well.

Think I summed it up pretty accurately. Also forecast the Bombers loss 5 months ago. We are however building a good side.

6 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Think I summed it up pretty accurately. Also forecast the Bombers loss 5 months ago. We are however building a good side.

Big deal. Nostradamus predicted that win by the Bombers 450 years ago along with that club's drug problems and Alex Rance's hit on Jack Watts in last night's game.

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8 minutes ago, Deeman said:

Big deal. Nostradamus predicted that win by the Bombers 450 years ago along with that club's drug problems and Alex Rance's hit on Jack Watts in last night's game.

Yes, but did he predict that a midget would be the first in waving the flag? 

Thread relegated to page 2?  (Edit: before this post )

Is it : Resting?  General soreness?  Banana blight?

Anyway, in news from the BFL, B1 was as smooth as a sundae while B2 had his nuts crushed in a contest and is due for a test before team selection for next game. 

Edited by bjDee


On another Matter oh learned colleagues, saw a "Rare" film of very interesting volition this afternoon "PAWNO" 

Now that I have everyones attention, particularly yours Uncle Bitters, this was an excellent social essay of the fabric of life that exists in a surburban multi everything suburb of Footscray! Set in  Pawn shop you see many characters which have the segmentation of the Good The Bad and the Ugly! 

A bit like this thread!!

I urge all avid readers of this particular thread to indulge! you won't be disappionted! 

A true "Fence" recommendation!

Showing at Eclectic cinemas one sure to be near you!

A must see!

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13 hours ago, picket fence said:

On another Matter oh learned colleagues, saw a "Rare" film of very interesting volition this afternoon "PAWNO" 

Now that I have everyones attention, particularly yours Uncle Bitters, this was an excellent social essay of the fabric of life that exists in a surburban multi everything suburb of Footscray! Set in  Pawn shop you see many characters which have the segmentation of the Good The Bad and the Ugly! 

A bit like this thread!!

I urge all avid readers of this particular thread to indulge! you won't be disappionted! 

A true "Fence" recommendation!

Showing at Eclectic cinemas one sure to be near you!

A must see!

Usually I would totally disregard anything you had to say picket. However, I did catch part of a review of this film while listening to the radio. It seemed to have enough peculiarities to be worth a look.

Biffen knows something of pawnshops as he cashed both his mother and poor old grannie's wedding rings at one.

 
On 4/24/2016 at 8:49 AM, old dee said:

This time next week we be in love with the Dome of Death.

taming it and loving it are two quite different ideas

1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

taming it and loving it are two quite different ideas

If we win bb that will be two wins in a row.

That is the start of a love affair for me.


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