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The No T$ No B$ Thread


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1 minute ago, hemingway said:

Anyway OD I am enjoying your Renaissance as a loyal enthusiastic and optimistic supporter along with all the other folk on Demonland. I think the second coming is getting closer or as MLK once said "I had a dream" and the dream is becoming a real possibility. We can see the light!

We really need to beat the Saints this weekend because they have shown similar improvement to ourselves so far this year.

I think we can

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5 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Anyway OD I am enjoying your Renaissance as a loyal enthusiastic and optimistic supporter along with all the other folk on Demonland. I think the second coming is getting closer or as MLK once said "I had a dream" and the dream is becoming a real possibility. We can see the light!

Melksham said that?

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6 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

No room for the spirit of forgiveness in the new positive OD?

Just don't know who he is bbo.

The suggestion is he is a player on our list but I have not spotted him at training, playing with seniors , at Casey or mentioned on the injury list.

Is he real ?

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3 minutes ago, hemingway said:

No forgiveness for Melksham or the other cheaters.  They had their chance but they fell at every hurdle or opportunity to come clean.

I have similar feelings Ernest.

The Drug / Gambling cheats have ruined big time sport for me.

I no longer have any interest in the Olympics, Cycling, Tennis, Soccer or any of the American sports that don't belong to WADA.

 

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I have discovered an alarming issue, there don't appear to be banana milkshakes. There is chocolate, strawberry, caramel and vanilla usually, but you don't see banana flavour.

This is outrageous.

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33 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I have discovered an alarming issue, there don't appear to be banana milkshakes. There is chocolate, strawberry, caramel and vanilla usually, but you don't see banana flavour.

This is outrageous.

Still available at the little shop I buy shakes at locally however I have not had one for a few weeks.

I will report back.

On an equally serious note it is not easy to buy a milkshakes anywhere and do not ask for Malt they look at you as though you come from Mars.

 

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21 minutes ago, old dee said:

Still available at the little shop I buy shakes at locally however I have not had one for a few weeks.

I will report back.

On an equally serious note it is not easy to buy a milkshakes anywhere and do not ask for Malt they look at you as though you come from Mars.

 

well od, they do say "men are from mars, women are from venus" but the only man i know from mars is kevin sheedy

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6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

well od, they do say "men are from mars, women are from venus" but the only man i know from mars is kevin sheedy

Does he drink Milkshakes dc? I did not realised Martians had cows

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28 minutes ago, old dee said:

Still available at the little shop I buy shakes at locally however I have not had one for a few weeks.

I will report back.

On an equally serious note it is not easy to buy a milkshakes anywhere and do not ask for Malt they look at you as though you come from Mars.

 

Given that you have not been able to get malt for about 40 years OD hardly surprising that you would be regarded with incredulity. The thought of having a banana milkshake with malt and lashings of ice cream has me salivating but not in a lewd manner a la Bitters. 

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2 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Given that you have not been able to get malt for about 40 years OD hardly surprising that you would be regarded with incredulity. The thought of having a banana milkshake with malt and lashings of ice cream has me salivating but not in a lewd manner a la Bitters. 

The death of the local bar is the basic problem Ernest.

I have fond memories of the hours spent in them in a much simpler time.

WE used to win premierships back then I can imagine us winning them again but alas the milk bar will not make a return.

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6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

you're confusing him with milk malthouse i think or maybe jake milkshambles?

It seems this is where we started dc

Who is he again?

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7 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

another martian, obviously. you're not paying attention od.

So what part of Mars is he from?

I suspect he is from pharmacy  part am I on the right track?

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2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

who are you? and what did you do to od? people are talking.....

Bodysnatchers ?? Do do ....doo doo !! :unsure:

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5 minutes ago, old dee said:

Is that pay back for the Aerial Railway bb?

You got it ;)

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4 hours ago, Redleg said:

I have discovered an alarming issue, there don't appear to be banana milkshakes. There is chocolate, strawberry, caramel and vanilla usually, but you don't see banana flavour.

This is outrageous.

I remember when I invented the choc spearmint shake at the local milkbar when 1 part Chocolate and i part Spearmint were added to ice cold milk and double malt!! Delicious!!

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