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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

you're confusing him with milk malthouse i think or maybe jake milkshambles?

It seems this is where we started dc

Who is he again?

Edited by old dee

 
44 minutes ago, old dee said:

It seems this is where we started dc

Who is he again?

another martian, obviously. you're not paying attention od.

7 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

another martian, obviously. you're not paying attention od.

So what part of Mars is he from?

I suspect he is from pharmacy  part am I on the right track?

 
Just now, old dee said:

So what part of Mars is he from?

I suspect he is from pharmacy  part am I on the right track?

danksville od, i believe it's north-west of clenbuterourne in thymosia

2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

who are you? and what did you do to od? people are talking.....

Bodysnatchers ?? Do do ....doo doo !! :unsure:


16 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Bodysnatchers ?? Do do ....doo doo !! :unsure:

Is that pay back for the Aerial Railway bb?

5 minutes ago, old dee said:

Is that pay back for the Aerial Railway bb?

You got it ;)

 
2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

another martian, obviously. you're not paying attention od.

OD must have been watching a doco about the Chiquita Bananas company.

4 hours ago, Redleg said:

I have discovered an alarming issue, there don't appear to be banana milkshakes. There is chocolate, strawberry, caramel and vanilla usually, but you don't see banana flavour.

This is outrageous.

I remember when I invented the choc spearmint shake at the local milkbar when 1 part Chocolate and i part Spearmint were added to ice cold milk and double malt!! Delicious!!

Edited by picket fence


5 minutes ago, picket fence said:

I remember when I invented the choc spearmint shake at the local milkbar when 1 part Chocolate and i part Spearmint were added to ice cold milk and double malt!! Delicious!!

Australians have a strange definition for a milkshake.  Or maybe Canadians do. Where I come from from, what you call a milkshake, we call flavoured miljk (that should be milk; can't fix the typo). Your thickshakes are our milkshakes.

 

2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

They are not desert boots dc. FFS [censored] poor imitations!

Have you had your happy juice yet today, Uncle Bitter?  You don't sound too happy.

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

They are not desert boots dc. FFS [censored] poor imitations!

hmmmph, that's the last time i make you the recipient of my largess, bbo.  biffo told me you weren't too fussed about quality issues so how was i to know you were suddenly going to go all hoity-toity on me? fcs

4 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

Australians have a strange definition for a milkshake.  Or maybe Canadians do. Where I come from from, what you call a milkshake, we call flavoured miljk (that should be milk; can't fix the typo). Your thickshakes are our milkshakes.

 

flavoured milk doesn't have the bubbles or icecream


5 hours ago, Redleg said:

I have discovered an alarming issue, there don't appear to be banana milkshakes. There is chocolate, strawberry, caramel and vanilla usually, but you don't see banana flavour.

This is outrageous.

Looking in wrong places I reckon

17 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Looking in wrong places I reckon

yes, mr leg needs to look further than the Athenaeum and Savage clubs to get a decent milkshake

Edited by daisycutter

17 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Looking in wrong places I reckon

Puree 2 or 3 Bananas into Milk and there you have it!!

5 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

yes, mr leg needs to further than the Athenaeum and Savage clubs to get a decent milkshake

Dairy Queen has the best shakes.

This is starting to remind me of the milkshake scene in Pulp Fiction.


3 minutes ago, Emerald said:

This is starting to remind me of the milkshake scene in Pulp Fiction.

Is that a good or a bad thing? I haven't seen the movie.

5 hours ago, Redleg said:

I have discovered an alarming issue, there don't appear to be banana milkshakes. There is chocolate, strawberry, caramel and vanilla usually, but you don't see banana flavour.

This is outrageous.

Time to DIY, Redleg. We have a milkshake maker that someone gave the kids a while back --- like one of the old style ones with the metal cup that gets put around a central pole that whizzes it up. Get one of those, your own supply of bananas, and you are away. On the latter, I am sure that Earl could supply them, with his contacts in parts tropical and his warehouse full of cigars and guava paste ... 

5 hours ago, old dee said:

Still available at the little shop I buy shakes at locally however I have not had one for a few weeks.

I will report back.

On an equally serious note it is not easy to buy a milkshakes anywhere and do not ask for Malt they look at you as though you come from Mars.

 

I thought for you OD the word 'Malt' was always preceded by the word 'single' :lol::)

Edited by Red and Bluebeard

 
38 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

flavoured milk doesn't have the bubbles or icecream

Probably too effing cold in Canada to put ice cream in milk ... :lol:

33 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Looking in wrong places I reckon

 

21 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

yes, mrixleg needs to look further than the Athenaeum and Savage clubs to get a decent milkshake

 

16 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Puree 2 or 3 Bananas into Milk and there you have it!!

Emirates didn't have banana milkshakes but I found something beginning with B... endIng In "Weiser" does that count? Can I mIx 2 or 3 In milk? o_O


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